Hadudeken swag.

Knows exactly how many hairs are on his face at any given moment. 1,779 when he started his own roast thread.

Uses a drafting compass and leveler to trim his beard. Asks his sister if he can use her vanity mirror, he has 2 of his own, but likes to use 3 simultaneously while tweezing away strays that get outta line. Uses a no-no to preemptively fight them. Face smells like Nair.

Cares to a feminine degree about seeming manly. Took all the doors off his closets. Doesn't have to come out 'cause he never really goes in.

Looks, acts and sounds like an idiot.

:-)

Yeah. I got a chuckle out of your theme. Wink at my nod.