Eyebrows distance themselves based on Flat Earth topology

reads Bodey poems over CB Radio

Forehead nicknamed the great Mariana Bench

rawn spent a week under his jawline, hiding from the cold hard truth

"I think I'll upload this one, mom"

never quite manages to finish introducing his fists at bar fights. Won't give up the gimmick

Introsexual

Oedipus Nex

Theoretical theoretic

Listens to electronic dance music.

the only human on earth that smoked weed that turned him gay

if this nigga's chin was a pocket, it'd fit my wallet and miscellaneous receipts

Danica Patrick slammed into his brow line ordering IHOP after a race, mistaking it for a chicane at Watkins Glen

lmao props for this

this nigga ate 3 tablespoons of nutmeg, fell down the stairs and said "i definitely felt myself coming down"

this nigga got enough room on his chin for an entirely different face

this nigga puts on eyeliner before his debate club meetings

fuck the fagg0t who puts those tags there show urself cow00t

this nigga got a kid sister trying to raise him to be a "good man"

this dude got the body structure of prehistoric bacterium

Jaws 69 - How this franchise got gay as fuck

lol.

Proud owner of dick lesions

if it were raining dicks, this nigga would be the only person that got hit in the mouth

Drinks meade from a shoehorn

an overweight Michael Cera stars in this family thriller about a young man who discovers the meaning of friendship, while bingeing on SnakPaks and Jackie Chan Adventures

damn wise
for real homie?
lolololol

Once a month he dyes his dick hairs with Just For Men: Touch of Gray

Built an operational time machine once for the sole purpose of sucking a velociraptor's cock

Lives on a strict diet of ass fudge and sperm flavored fruit roll-ups

Has one chest hair named Leopold

In this pic is practicing his Zoolander pose: Xanax Face


Asked his barber to give him the "Jimmy Kimmel"


This pic is listed on photobucket under the tag: Zombie Smurf Shirt Faggot Chin Jpeg

Liver alone!

"Watch a few movies, take a few notes. ... It was fun!"

Wise Ways describing his slow-track American history class, in which he watched 1776 to learn about the Revolutionary War.

Once used his Xbox Achievements on a job application

At age 12 wrote Street Fighter homo erotic fan fiction where Sagat and Vega were in a romantic relationship.

Got a boner watching WWE Royal Rumble

At at 14 got his left retina scorched during a rumble candle battle with the puerto rican kid up the block

Shared a jockstrap with a classmate in gym once and got Athlete's Dick

Looks like a Jewish owl

More ammo?

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Finally took the hoody off

http://i.imgur.com/0XWoqgy.jpg

I'm fading away what's happening?

http://i43.tinypic.com/29bow9v.jpg

You bitch

http://i43.tinypic.com/aazo6u.jpg

Me at the klan rally. In the middle motherfuckers. Haha.

lol @ your fake gambino ring. Got it at a 25 spin thing. lol @ taking pictures in an old navy mirror. lol @ you talking in a mobster accent after watching the sopranos and making your mom kiss your ring. "jeremy why do you want me to kiss your ring again honey"

CALL ME WISE WAYS!!!

*zummiez mirror sir

WW what u bench homie

lol @ brokeback mountain with the dude in the cowboy hat. 23 combinations of incest.

lol @ the RV meth labs. brokeback mountain breaking bad ass motherfucker. plays WoW professionally. Has a combo move called 'doing the garth brooks'. Plays ninja gaiden in his ninja turtle underwear. sacrificies time with his family to perfect his skecher sneaker collection. does karaokee at rodeo bars. eats his boogers while hes driving and thinks nobody is watching him. looks like george zimmerman before the murder.

Haven't lifted weights in years.