Fuck that nigga mane.

lol Tyson, who?

No.

Someone on NC said I seemed like the type who would. And it stuck.

Although funny, it is untrue.

I have various pictures of my armpits on photobucket I could post if you want, though.

Fruitcake

FACTS:

1. Netcees/AoB thinks I'm the type of dude who'd shave his armpits.


2. Netcees/AoB thinks Tyson is the type of dude who diddles little boys.

Damn Tyson going lmao

Why u snappin on cuz like that?

Called the boi a fruitcake doe. lol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...64270077_n.jpg

Thought this was funny btw.

Yeah I pumped to get fit.
I've been sober for 36 hours now, longest in about 3 years!
Plus I drank all the alcohol in my fridge leading up to this so I wouldn't have any in the house.
My wallets stacked!

Fact

Cake overcompensates with muscle cause his penis is miniature.

Bored

You cannot call things that are not facts, facts.



Also;



it's not ironic Tyson brings up other dudes genitalia.



Also;





this topic has taken an unexpected, and bizarre, turn.

Tyson top 15 boarder easily


where dat top 25 boarder list cake

It's constantly updated, although the transition to AoB has been difficult.

Tyson would not be in the Top 25.

He'd be in the "Others Receiving Votes" section at the very bottom. He is the Purdue of boarding.

does the list take into account accidental ironic boarding? as in Gamble/ nO gOoD!/ Karaoke?

Fuck u cake u twat

Lmap I take no pride in being a top boarder. Come on mane u serious? My everyday life is still gon be the same. U fucking lame

idk if either of u are qualified to make those kind of calls


the goats of nc boarding are hush, lars, bags, broke lesnar, myself, vulgar and veritas. anyone else honestly falls to the side for the most part



but i would not put tyson in a top 25

tell me about broke lesnar, he was before my time and ive only but heard whispers of his name in the wind

he had a small jaw and mouth, but a big heart


one of the original bears, one of the best

if netcees were real life i would pay tribute to his statue