ok fair enough. that was a solid post, and by solid post, probably all lies, but let us continue:

Her behavior was entirely unethical. She should not have acted flirty with you or touched your beard. I recommend you ask her out on a date, and after she denies you, ask her for a referral to a male psychiatrist because I am genuinely worried about you.

i havent tried calling her yo

but i will. probably tomorrow. which means i probably wont ever. i wish you would share your concerns with me THO

what concerns you? cuz i feel pretty normal

if you had to diagnose me what would you say

i think im just a stoner loser tbh