Here I'll go get the link for u

lmao you gon' find that if you do get in this industry, its best to do things thats with me than against me

Lmao. So much wrong w/ this post

But for the sake of not starting more shit I'll LET YOU think that

Coz I might need u one day. Who knows

not only a confession, a story of how, when and described what it taste like, bruh.

There u go w/ that fuck shit again

Look at what muff said! I mean omg guys!

Nigga lol what else u want to know

ILl go in more detail

Yoy reek of desperation

I think lars the only one who doesn't know about this

tell me more, tell me more, did you put up a fight?

I HAVE EGREGIOUS BOWEL MOVEMENTS

this led me to google this before and horrify myself. my mother has crohns disease so i thought maybe i had it, and through webmd and google i entered the rabbithole of human worms

what this was baron, at least what it sounds like is the little variety of worms. DOES YOUR BOOTYHOLE ITCH? the type im thinking of, you get from like kids and shit. some filthy kid will have them, scratch his butthole, dap some other kid, the eggs live on the surface for days, so that little kid eats something with his shit residue hands from the effected, they pass through the digestive tract and are birthed in the COLON. and basically its a cycle

they literally pass person to person from people itching their buttholes and then touching other people.

in the middle of the night, these creatures know when you are sleeping, the mother worm will exit your butthole and lay eggs on your brown ring, because the coolness of the outer world makes it prime for them to hatch, when they hatch they crawl back inside, but the slime and goop of them makes your butthole itch. you subconciencely scratch and spread them.

they're killed with over the counter shit tho so no worries

there is also another kind tho, they get big. like 6 inches. they are more terrifying because they move around in you. they are BIRTHED in your LUNGS, move down and eat your shit and get huge, then travel to your LUNGS, lay eggs, go back to eating shit, die, get shit out. and so on.

but these are terrifying because on their journey to and from your lungs, they go UP through shit, causing you to cough and swallow them to send them back to your poop areas. but the problem is they can come out of your NOSE AND EYES. 6 inch long EARTHWORM THINGS

but they're pretty much in tropical third world countries

so you probably just got the butthole itch worms. you're like a filthy DOG

god this is a fucking foul thing..
i had a kitten ith worms once.... it was fucking discgustiong yo... the worms would actually be crawling in and out of its ass... took a really strong antibiotic to cure it from that shit -i found it in a box at the ballcourt i used to hoop at out in calvert county -shit was right next to the local dump lmao.... lovely

but anyway -ya. what a foul fucking thing to catch.. stop eating raw noodles man. wtf?

lmao damn uhoh with the life saving god post

THREAD UPDATE

so I'm at a party right now and I'm in the toilet

first shit I've had all day tbh

I'm on the toilet right now

this shit is not solid at all bros, complete watery discharge so I can see these fuckers in the bowl right?

there's worms swimming in my fucking watery turd man, I can see 'em

nothing like the six foot bullshit ppl were talking about earlier in the thread

these things are all like half a centimetre to a centimetre long each

there's maybe 5-6 I can make out crawling around in my faeces like it's no thing wtf?

These must be young/newly hatched given the size
I
I've had flatulence allllllllll fucking day

so glad these babies aren't in my toilet at home, it's literally disgusting

been in the shower earlier scrubbing my ass religiously with an old toothbrush tryna clean that shit

honestly don't know what to fucking do here going forward

how am I gonna go into a store and let them know my problem while the girl behind the desk hears all about my giant ass worm and it's yellow offspring crawling up my rectal passage and tryna keep a straight face? Ahahahhaha

that shits not happening unless absolutely necessary let's be honest

this shit enough to put me off giving anal sex ever again tbh

The thought of one of these crazy little shit dwelling faggots crawling up my pee hole seeming more like an eventuality than a possibility right now roflzzzz

@uh-oh to thread for help/advice plz

This thread slowly turned into a sci-fi novel



I'm lactose intolerant but I milk the OM for all its worth

Thread update


Stool seems solid again today

Oh god.

Am I gonna see a turd

Ur Dookie looks weird

Muff prolly the only nigga that would click that picture and analyze it

fuckin weirdo, bro lolol

U all did

Nah.. we all did not.

& this shit got to be a troll yo. Lmao

word..

I assume it's a picture of this nigga ass, shit, asshole... IDK but I'm not clickin it...

this nigga posted a pic of his dick before, so I'll never click a lars pic again, tbh lol...

Guess what I clicked again n looked at it for 30 secs

It's like those magic eye posters

I think it's a cursive J

Nm it looks like one of those old school joystick from the side