of course you should wash your hands you gross motherfucker

biting your nails is only disgusting if you DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER PISSING

Oats confirmed for future Ebola patient.

Because thats how you get Ebola dude.

I'm at a current 78% wash rate for my adult life. I do it the majority of the time. But sometimes I'm like fuckit and just run the water for a few seconds so that people think I did it.

I wash my hands too much I think, dries my shit out. So unless I'm pissing on myself, or wiping my ass, or about to eat food, I trust the cleanliness of my dick.

IM WITH YOU OATS

i only wash my hands when someone else is in there lol

my immune system is on point

your piss is clean. even if you pissed into your mouth and gargled and drank it you ain't gonna get sick from it

but i mean i guess if you got splash back from the urinal itself it might have some bacteria/virus growing in the piss water of the urinal

Wash yo fucking hands

Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though


If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly

thank you, Mike. I'm glad someone else here is sensible.

I need a new tag-team partner.

Cox???

Well put.

say goodbye to our future hit Coat RACK$$$

idont hold my dick while ipiss,but yh,the germs im more worried about is from the rest of the area like Mike mentioned. cruising to the bathroom tho lol.

Wash your fucking phone

Lmao.

Nailed it.

Rep is obv.

Edit - Nvm, it's working now.

Wtf.