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So there's this chick....
I work with. Super hot. Super nice. I know i don't stand a chance in all hell. But she just gave me a ride home from work and found out she plays music. Dropped the whole "yeah i rap and produce my own stuff" but acted like it was no big deal. She was asking me to hear some stuff and told her i did an album this year, said she'd check me out.
After that i started telling her my roommate is a sound engineer and has his own band too. She was genuinely excited about the prospect of coming over and jamming. So the question is... How do use this to get out of the friend zone? Most likely she got a bf but fuck that guy. I'm trynna marry a chick like this girl. LMAO |
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Finny: please elaborate how I am not qualified to help you please
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no. You assumed I was not. That was your initial assumption. I want you to tell me. So then I can tell you how you are wrong, so that we can move forward please sir.
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idk but id peep ur vid mags if she'll be in it
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Your room mate will end up fucking her don’t invite her over
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This.
This is why you will not get out of the friend zone, fucking believe in yourself man.
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05-10-2018, 02:12 AM | #11 |
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So... In a side note. My roommate is a straight savage. He went to a karaoke competition, gets 5th and wins 1 hour studio time instead of the 1k cash prize for 1st.
HOWEVER, dude said he hooked up with another contestant who placed. I told him that was a hella good night and not to be upset cuz he was pretty raw he didnt win. He proceeds to show me a pic on his phone of the girl, of her instagram or something. Complete knock out and he was talking her down. Like.. I thought he was saying she'd like gained some weight since the photo and i was like "bro, there ain't nothing wrong with that". He said she made it work and i was like "some girls can just stay proportional and still look good". Tl;dr dude comes down after she came over again tonight, I'm like "lemme get some smoke" so he goes upstairs to grab the weed... Lmfao Girl comes down completely naked and hands me the weed. Girl had everything going. Head to toe this woman was a 12. I'm thinking in my head "good lord". I just smiled awkwardly trying not to stare at her breasts but them thangs was just hanging out. Perfect. My roommates is a straight G for that. Lmfao Good night. |
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she wanted you... remember that
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05-10-2018, 02:58 AM | #13 |
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Lmao. Better brush them teeth nigga. Thats your first step tbr. Then... All you gotta do is nibble on this bitches earlobe.
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She's probably gonna fuck your roommate. Chances are you're probably gonna be friend zoned because of the circumstances. They revolve around art. I would say do a collab with her, but nah..I recommend you invite her out for a responsible drink or two after she comes over to make music.
If she declines the invitation, and gives you an excuse on why she can't go out...then you probably don't have a chance. If she agrees, then she's giving you an opportunity. This is where it's important to drink responsibily. Two drinks maximum. That way you can give her a ride home and you can flatter her. Tell her she's talented, and how you had a lot of fun working on art and winding down with a couple of drinks. You haven't had a day like that in a long time. Invite her to do it again sometime in the near future. If she agrees, you're in. If she declines, she gave you a chance but just isn't feeling you. Hopefully you're funny. Doesn't matter how fucking ugly you are, if you can make a girl laugh, she'll pull her vagina out and put it in your hand. Good luck.
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Buncha creeps.
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