BAL Championship Match: Orc (3-0) vs. Wavy Crockett (3-0) - WAVY WINS

[Meth]

Battle Arena League

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Wednesday,
  November 18th 2015 11:59 PM PST.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10
• Max. = 12
• NO EXCEPTIONS

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will be disqualified.
• A check in IS NOTmandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Orc @Wavy Crockett

[Wavy Crockett]

You already know @Orc

[Wavy Crockett]

Here's another gem @Orc

[Orc]

here's

[Orc]

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

You already know @Orc

how u just sitting and cute?! maan i'll never be as vicious as you
with a fucking biceps sooo big that Giant Hand Jones couldn't even grip it in two
what u've done for NC is bold and amazing; the fucking soul of a nation
you grew that hairline with a drop down function just so Diode could fix the notifications
&&& when you start writing it's the most lasting of songs,
man fuckkk Poker -- the hand YOU were dealt was being both handsome and strong
Just looking at this major deal's face is real. it makes me feel
Don't worry.. even if the chips are down u'll still have laser beams and razor schemes
last time u beat me i knew u were a legend on a whim, ur gonna win
shittt i didn't know when the Belwas. &&now u gotta jawline as Strong as him
if i were a Disney Prince i'd take u to the ball, we'd dance thru till the dawn
a pulled up hood and glasses isn't douchey at all; it even makes ur friend look beautiful bald

[Wavy Crockett]

Ahem

You're that strong white like a package of coke; all savage & yolked
Such a massive heart throb, grandpa at the back table started having a stroke
He's like a Grecian Zeus sculpted; arms swole from some illegal new substance
TJ's got the kind of jawbone definition anatomy textbooks couldn't even do justice
It's Mr. Steal Your Girl - his abdominals placed him at the top of the rankings
Be honest, you're only holding up "banter" cause that physique can stop conversations
Such a youthful spectacle, guy on your left needed his glasses to see right
He makes everyone casually seem like they're 70; it's actually Teen Night
Idk how many hoes that I asked who thought your photo's enhanced
It's not the angle; his cock's jus strangle-holding a glass so these bitches know what's on tap
You've got that Rambo bod - I bet you go commando often ;)
W/ that mammoth Johnson; fuck Orlando Bloom, you look like Orlando Blossomed

<3

[Flow]

This is brilliant. Props to both for having me genuinely laughing throughout. Others will break this down but it could go either way. But the greatest lol for me was Wavys...It's not the angle; his cock's jus strangle-holding a glass so these bitches know what's on tap.

Shit was lotb.

Vote wavy. Props to both.

[Ghost1]

Lol props

Neigh had a few more to me

I can do a breakdown if u guys want .....his just had a few more that leaned me tho

Awesome regardless from both lmao

[Resin M-I-C]

orc started off real strong and was def hilarious.. wavy killed this tho, the banter line leaned me.. solid stuff marlo and shuffle t

v wavy

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Orc

GHJ, Notifications, Dealt hand

Started out pretty funny, the first were nice, but u died down in the last 3 bars.

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

Grandpa's stroke, Banter, Teen night, Orlando blossomed

Hilarious straight thru, wasn't feeling a couple, but the quote literally had me LOLing.

Overall WAVY NEIGHBOR took this "compliment" battle..even tho I hate those, this was somewhat classical.

[sral]

yeah Neigh got this

orc started off FIRE at the beginning

first six were nice

Wavy just had that bit extra here, jawbone definition was dope to me, heart throb was cool, banter was ill

first six too out the gate were all nice

neigh got it

[Meth]

This was super even

Pretty much everything was funny from both of you

But then neigh dropped that Orlando blossomed shit and I fucking lost it

Dope shit

V/ Neighvy Crockett

[Useless]

This battle was hilarious. Rarely does something online make me laugh irl but several lines from this battle did.

Orc started off nice but he had a couple that was just aite. Wavy stayed dope/funny throughout.

Props to both.


V. Wavy

[Junto]

how u just sitting and cute?! maan i'll never be as vicious as you
with a fucking biceps sooo big that Giant Hand Jones couldn't even grip it in two
lol
&&& when you start writing it's the most lasting of songs,
man fuckkk Poker -- the hand YOU were dealt was being both handsome and strong
hahaha this one was my favorite

vs.

It's Mr. Steal Your Girl - his abdominals placed him at the top of the rankings
Be honest, you're only holding up "banter" cause that physique can stop conversations
lmao
Idk how many hoes that I asked who thought your photo's enhanced
It's not the angle; his cock's jus strangle-holding a glass so these bitches know what's on tap
wow
You've got that Rambo bod - I bet you go commando often ;)
W/ that mammoth Johnson; fuck Orlando Bloom, you look like Orlando Blossomed
haha nice

I liked this, lotta funny stuff
Orc's drop down notifications & laser beams/razor schemes were good too
Heart throb & jawbone definition on point from Wavy
Nice work here good change of pace... I thought Wavy out-complimented him by a bar

V/ Wavy

[Saint]

I enjoyed this one. Like its been said Orc started off good and dialed it in midway down.

i have Neigh.. that heart throb, banter and Orlando blossomed got me, lol..

vote - wavy