08-13-2018, 12:37 PM | #1 |
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Week 9: Flow (6-6) vs. Cashius (5-2) - CASHIUS WINS
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08-17-2018, 11:51 PM | #3 |
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Dropping Knuck’s address was prolly weird for you...Did it get you fucking sick?
It had to be the first time you ever Exposed a dude with a Zip and DIDN’T suck his dick |
08-18-2018, 06:02 AM | #4 |
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My bad forgot this
You a racist prick ain't the only thing learnt in the classic shit Cus it only takes address to turn a man to a bitch so I'll pull yours up then fuck you in it |
08-18-2018, 06:52 AM | #5 |
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IN AMERICA
We pronounce address (add-dress). Seriously though we do, but it’s acceptable to say and use it in the way you used it. Aside from that the actual wordplay and punch was really basic and didn’t do much bro. Cashius I was feeling yours even less tbh. First off, make him sick? What? Like literally sick? No man it didn’t make him sick lol what. And he didn’t drop knucks zip code so it’s kind of indirect. Vote flow |
08-18-2018, 12:12 PM | #6 |
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v. Flow he had the better 'gay' bar i guess. expose & zip...lol nah bro, shouldve used zip as a drug bar. Flow's set-up might be the best bar in this battle, lol.
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08-19-2018, 07:55 AM | #7 |
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7-4 Cashius
Needs more votes wtf lol. Lol @Cashius I’m keeping tabs on you, if you don’t vote on shit you’re getting docked 1 as per the fuckin rules @Blue Bayou @Viper @Ryno @Jabari Black @DynamiCz @MMLP @Twodrop @Amen @Plot @Witty @Diablo @Dynomight @Big Bolo @Chyeahhh!!! Last edited by For Battling; 08-19-2018 at 10:38 PM. |
08-19-2018, 08:15 AM | #8 |
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V/Cashius. Weird seeing back to back gay bars but I honestly though Cash was a bit harder between the two
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08-19-2018, 11:50 AM | #9 |
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Imma keep it real with both of yall….these are some of the gayest bars yet in the 1-2 smh. Then its coming from BOTH of yall smh…..anyways
Dropping Knuck’s address was prolly weird for you...Did it get you fucking sick? It had to be the first time you ever Exposed a dude with a Zip and DIDN’T suck his dick Mannnn this is crazy, how do I rate this? You a racist prick ain't the only thing learnt in the classic shit Cus it only takes address to turn a man to a bitch so I'll pull yours up then fuck you in it Wow Flow, this is some real predator type shit here! Nahhhh bro I got Cash on this one I guess V-Cash
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08-19-2018, 12:03 PM | #10 |
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Both bars caught me off guard. Cash was coo, flow was savage. Props to flow for writing a bar about ass fucking his opponent in a dress.
v/flow on his predator shit. Last edited by Twodrop; 08-19-2018 at 12:09 PM. |
08-19-2018, 12:21 PM | #11 |
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jesus Flows was tight but that shit didn't rhyme as well for me at all. Cash did his thing but again, a stretch. I've gotta go with more impact and vote Flow
vote Flow
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08-19-2018, 12:27 PM | #12 |
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I got Cash here.
Flows was weird and triggered the gaydar and strange he would use the same address angle considering Cash posting his own bar. Don't want to hear the blind drop excuse here. Flow certainly read the bar before posting. By the way, ADDRESS is pronounced AH-DRESS where I am from. No one says ADD -DRESS, wtf? v/Cash |
08-19-2018, 01:03 PM | #13 |
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I got cash here... was more clever I thought. Thought flows bar read choppy. To me.. here where I live..
“Classic shit” and “fuck you in it” don’t rhyme well not at all really. That’s how I can tell flow rushed this bar tho. V/cash |
08-19-2018, 01:39 PM | #14 |
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let's hope an english professor doesn't c u guys talking about address
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08-19-2018, 02:20 PM | #15 |
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Cash's personal was pretty funny, and was an actual 'you're gay' punch where as Flow's read like a gay bar with the whole im gunna fuck you in a dress wording
I thought Cash's was straight and the punch hit, he took this one imo, Flow's wording was off
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08-19-2018, 08:23 PM | #16 |
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Yeah Cash had the better punch, Flow was funny but it didn't really hit Cashius at all.
Vote Cashius.
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08-19-2018, 10:27 PM | #17 |
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Yeah gay battle here,
Giving this to Cash for not being as homo. Heard address wps befo.. at least the zip tie in did something |
08-20-2018, 04:40 AM | #18 |
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Cashius Wins 7-4
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