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Old 01-22-2014, 01:06 AM   #1
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Cool Sorry guise due to recent budget cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice. LOL!!!

I’m busking for bananas and a bunch of enchiladas. Trade a hummer for a lama. Yeah you’re funny. You’re my father. My mother is your ma-ma and she’s hungry for lasagna. do a fist raising leg crunch. da big baby’s dead. YUP. Lick tasty chestnuts. Whispering “baby let’s dance.” I’m the Grinch saving X-MAS. All the christmassy best stuff. Whispering “Lunch,” like midgets whispering “Love.” My signature touch is a one inch whispering punch. You’ll get your clitoris rubbed. Hey, isn’t this fun? gave a slithering tongue to Mr Attila the Hun. He gotta Toothpaste Haircut, on the down low I’ll fill a round hole with a new wave square plug. my roommates gotta fuel laced pear truck. Pears? Yuck. Youse just a moon based mutate bear-duck. get your two faced stare shut till you taste Soufflé bare butt. Hey. parlay vous francai for a kool aid air stunt. like javelins flying. Kissing cabals. My Hannibal’s rising while fishing for Kraal. I get aroused watching mannequins riding miniature dolls.

lol. so, this is so AWK-WARD! need a fishing net to finish this miniature crossword. I dance around like miniature munchkins within the Wizard of OZ. Nerd. Nah. I’m mean. I flipped off a Mossberg. And I don’t like pina coladas. SO fuck you and motherfuck your best friend’s wedding. I did a little double jump to test French bedding. Then shaved Charles Bronson’s miniature ‘stasche off. my whole crew took a Mars walker perimeter crash course. We’re all large in our physical brash poss. posse. My e-posse rolls deep and interconnected. our internet connections go “beep beep beep” when you click to connect it. new century physics. empirical babble linguistically tackled. You just the type to read it. my niggaz bedazzle. violet piquant. I fry and eat domestic violence leaflets. I am a highly sequenced ryan seacrest. mileage frequent on my giant peanut. muh style is like swamp gas from a weather balloon refracted by the light of Venus.

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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:44 AM   #2
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Ridiculously creative, yet batshit insane word & imagery mashups. Very sick drop. I dont have the attention span for this kind of consistency in wit and rhyming lol. Props.
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:53 AM   #3
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da big baby’s dead.
I was just starting to like him.

This was very good. Was this from your cypher session?
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Old 01-22-2014, 12:50 PM   #4
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I enjoyed this. You are a good lyricist with an endearing, playful discussion forum/feedback persona which causes many people to overrate you. You are hilarious sometimes, but lots of your prose is long-winded, rushed, and jaw-droppingly incoherent. A unique voice but often the tenuous connections you use to bridge topics are absurd and you are prone to meaningless ostentation. You have definitely elevated though and I like what I see. Don't take this wrong baby I'm a libra so I gotta balance the coke on my fish scales, beat dead man and you can find me in the semis...
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:04 PM   #5
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Shit is crazy and is now drilling holes in my brain
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Old 01-23-2014, 12:41 PM   #6
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lmao batshit crazy shit, I think this is the first I've read from you, didn't know you fucked with the paragraph steez like a couple of us regulars here

flip phones ring tone goes bing bong datshitcrayyyyyyyyyyyyy haha!

keep that pen moving!
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Old 01-23-2014, 12:56 PM   #7
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lmao batshit crazy shit, I think this is the first I've read from you, didn't know you fucked with the paragraph steez like a couple of us regulars here

flip phones ring tone goes bing bong datshitcrayyyyyyyyyyyyy haha!

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Old 01-23-2014, 01:18 PM   #8
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we crew then and I aint even realise hahahaha

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Old 01-30-2014, 04:26 PM   #9
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- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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i didnt see this commentary . hey @Lars :)
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Old 01-31-2014, 02:35 AM   #10
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Old 01-31-2014, 05:16 PM   #11
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This was entertaining as fuck! funny read and great style and flow
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Old 01-31-2014, 05:33 PM   #12
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ha ha ha!
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