10-16-2014, 01:13 AM | #1 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
I'm a dick-tease, Mrs. Reese.
my metamorfo's metamorph slow, they're moreso morose morse code morphed in more rows of melted metal smoke. a mental wardrobes, with no torso, In a mental ward, with a unquenching thirst, for unrelenting warped treble force. kettle-1, menthols' boring. my pencils pours this penchant poem, with such a pinching prose the tremble tours towards your tonsils ventral vortex. unsheathing velvet sword tips, a demon drenched in horse blood, with little to less remorse cause im attracted more to circuits showing on extension cord plugs. gourded around the temple for, electric morphine with an eclectic source.
the negligent, neglectful soul, using excessive force. Only gentle for a few seconds before I set your temple quarters on fire with a tempestuous roar, I don't start a war, i just settle scores. your flow, is slow. I'm not amazed. You know it so, the god exclaims, when explosives light, a corrosive/spiked/ loaded lye, dosage primed, sulfic bomb, so embalmed... you know to dive. Right away. The expulsive donned, it's titanate. Leave it to bb to know his right-of-way to slowly/stop/annihilate. Robocop Leviathan with soldier Spocks' and iron plates. I'm dynamite, 1 soulless gaze, will finalize your lowely days. So copacetic, when I suffocate your line of sight with cyber flames, the type of guy, igniting rage, with soda pop and tryptophane. Propose to die. It's marriage, AYE. Canadian loser, the day that you're atleast one-eighth of me at my worst day, ID FUCKING expose your eye, WITH a posture in shodokan/robotic sage, then start poltergeisting cocks, in case. Track your position through satellite, stick a magnum of dick in you for the appetite. You're my wholly sidekick, so enlightened when I flow and cipher, with multi rhyming your boner heightens; sultry slimey, worthless hymen. Homie, I'd blow your eye with unloaded thigh kicks, bull-doze ur blimey, lonely cipher, with potent viper, forms of fiber, metaphors that fight you the minute I write them in a formal haiku, they're like carbon-based lifeforms that'd give you argon-sprayed eyesores. In a coffin, raise, right-forward, vampire face. I'm horrid. I'm a mammoth monster, maiming, a portion of a gargantuan goblin race, you're a faggot gobbling lame, swallowing this crews entire scrotal waste. I solemnly swear, to probably tear you apart. In the following days, I'll rip the artery squares from your heart. You're marmalade, soft as cake on the days he drinks vodka straight, < VS > a spartan made, godly -trained, goliath with a beard so thick, i gotta give my barber diamond katanas, so he can barb my face. After that, I'll scatter back, then turn the key of life then revoke your right to hollandaise @CopyPat
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precision defender Last edited by big baby; 10-16-2014 at 01:17 AM. |
10-16-2014, 01:16 AM | #2 |
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Excellent.
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10-16-2014, 02:12 AM | #3 |
SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
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you should put your words into lines like
i mortormorph my metaphorms/ to metaforce, slowly. Metaphors/ boring. With the bread I force glowing/ so we can see your rhymes dude
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If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me? |
10-16-2014, 04:49 AM | #4 |
DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 34230531 |
Poltergeisting cocks
Good read Lol you are trash
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 10-17-2014 at 03:50 PM. |
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aim buddies dr eachothr, dis was fkn retarded, look guys i cn rhyme wrds, wack |
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