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Old 10-16-2014, 01:13 AM   #1
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my metamorfo's metamorph slow, they're moreso morose morse code morphed in more rows of melted metal smoke. a mental wardrobes, with no torso, In a mental ward, with a unquenching thirst, for unrelenting warped treble force. kettle-1, menthols' boring. my pencils pours this penchant poem, with such a pinching prose the tremble tours towards your tonsils ventral vortex. unsheathing velvet sword tips, a demon drenched in horse blood, with little to less remorse cause im attracted more to circuits showing on extension cord plugs. gourded around the temple for, electric morphine with an eclectic source.

the negligent, neglectful soul, using excessive force. Only gentle for a few seconds before I set your temple quarters on fire with a tempestuous roar, I don't start a war, i just settle scores.
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks

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Old 10-16-2014, 01:16 AM   #2
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Old 10-16-2014, 02:12 AM   #3
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you should put your words into lines like

i mortormorph my metaphorms/
to metaforce, slowly. Metaphors/
boring. With the bread I force glowing/

so we can see your rhymes dude
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Old 10-16-2014, 04:49 AM   #4
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Poltergeisting cocks

Good read

Lol you are trash
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