"My Penis"-Ode to the Organ of Love /f Etcetera, Corm, Rikoshay etc

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posted on 03-31-2001 Keystyles.com

My Penis

Etcetera of RM:
Well, i got a pecker... my best friend, they dont get no better/
we've been together, since my youngest memory; just him and me/
bein pals, never circumsized...im not into all those trendy styles/
at times we hug, i rub'em for a while, peel the skin back'n watchem smile/
he's like a child, always getting growner/
a cock thug of sorts, always on boner/
at times, the length from our heads get longer /
we've been in many fights, but beatin him only gets my forearm stronger/
try to hide him, cause he's a menace.. to society's eyes/
people hate my friend, eventhough he always provides lives/
and without his friends, Micheal J. Fox would have no Family Ties/
but when he gets mad he turns all sweaty, and begins to smell/
i take a machete to his surroundings, and apply anti-itch gel/
quick to respond when called to arms, got an alarm, ta keep away guys/
he replies "they aint touchin me"; he's small sized wit shine/
the same as a new dime, draped in rubies, i got a lap-of-luxury/
My Penis n' Me, we Joined at the crotch, pals non-stop, to the 3rd degree

Priceless of RM:
My cock been in more whores than you'd know what to do wit //
semen strains brain cells, blew it then actin foolish //
prostitutes that knew it, tried to pay me for it //
but when I waggle my cock aint nobody tryin to ignore it //
long and strong, my cock is my health //
to tell you the truth, shit, i'd stroke it myself //
chicks is jealous of my balls cuz they so close to the penis //
I get twenty phone calls a day from chicks that just want the semen // chicks that just be feenin', dick is on they mind //
want it in they pussy, touch the base of their spine //
blow the dick, shit, it makes cold blood hot //
bitches beggin Price just to waggle his cock

FreeFall:
Walkin down the halls, scratchin balls, when it had to hit me/
Right between my legs, its my penis head, so i grabbed my jimmy/
"awww, hes mad at whitney", kuz she aint been suckin lately/
But little jonny went outta control as i hear her scream "PLEASE DONT FUCKIN RAPE ME"/
This bitch must be crazy, thinkin she aint gonna be ridin my bone/
I told her "Sorry cant control him, Lil Richard has a mind of his own"/ Her cunt was smelly, so into her mouth before she could tell me/
It came back out her ass, fuck, i forgot my wood was 12 feet!/
Wanna kno about gettin fucked over? Well, she just went ta school/ Remember, some white boys have big dicks too....

Equation of Keystyles:
Don't get surprised cuz I'm in a celibate funk, now what's da fuss?/
Itz prolly cuz ma pelvis got an elephant trunk without da tusks/
When I'm bout to bust, da crowd just jumps, I think that's so phat/
But when I get a boner, peeps get da impression that itz a coat rack/
I wish I could hold back ma schlong, girls I talk to can't help da blushes/
When I piss, to prevent over flooding, I need a thousand flushes/
Ma dick don't get mouthed or touches, holdin groceries in ma nut sac/
Fuck laser guns, the army's looking to invest money into ma jock 'strap'/
I rock back and giz on da watch, if u wanted me to come before da shot clock/
Ma dick got itz own area code and street but bitches runnin da cock-block/

Cormageddon of RM:
Corm's Public Service Announcement:

CORM spits on YOUR favorite subject, MY DICK/ second option to spit on dis shit/ for ya girl's lubricant/ DICKS screwing ya ova like RICHARD NIXON in office/ similar to my lyrics i jaw jack n slap HARDCORE RAPSTAR's off dis/ Popped his/ CORM DICK EXISTS in his mouth so much i CUM MIST

Onto the Verse:

Third leg extreme/ UnZip da CORM-DICK when its busting out da seams/ ask the ladies, 2 hands for my dick grasps/ Too thoro to Stand in class/ without holding folders in front of his pants/ girls gather round the CORM_NESS monster harass/ bowls of Cereal for Cheerleaders when CAPTAIN CORM blasts/ Corm got da meanest Penis/ female astronauts gettin horny on telescopes seeing my shit from VENUS/
Forcefeeding to hoes when vernacular is babbling/ call FEDS when CORM start JABBING/ Dick Federal Offense , Considered a stabbing/ daps to my dickridders like John Dough made me this way/ my finishing spray, wrapp ya fucking head like SWAY talking bout Bad Hairdays wit Outkasts Andre/ tell ya moms don't trip kid/ just addicted , ta what da dick did/ strapped to my leg like a misfit/ put my dick on diets like i ate boxes a TRISCUITS/ wish you niggas stop rubbing my balls to peices like blacks on biscuits/...............

Blue Slugz of Keystyles:
My Gigantic Penis Resembles Planet Venus, It Spits Unknown Gases// I Smash Faggets With A Passion, Nyggaz Get Glock Whipped With My Cocked-Dick, Fuck A Soft Bytch And A Soft Talker, Quiet Bytches More Annoyin Than Any Cock Blocker// My Dick Grows Every Week, So My Girls Pussy Has To Adjust, When I Stuct My Pimp Stuff, I Leave Her Jeans Cut... I Slide Down My Dicc And Land In New York, As Long As My Shoe's Walk Me And My Crew Stalk Small Dicc Mu'Fuccaz, Nyggaz Soft In The Middle Like Smuckers...

Abstract Vizionz of Mrblunt:
my penis is hardcore like randy savage/spittin hott juices/any female who crosses its path will get ravaged/strong enuff to lift yer bitch off her feet/toss her ten yards like a shot put/just watch me walk/my penis touches my foot and stains my lugz/while at nite i got your wife givin my right left hugz/just to take the penis she had to be pumped/full of drugs/like robotussin an childrens tylenol./

Rikoshay of RM:
Why's it so hard to control you?
I try an hold you, and mold you, but then it's even harder.
You seem the smarter of us, and so I must continue.
You sin, I sin too, thinking of everything we've been through.
You're akin to my right hand man, but more than that,
you're the reason I wake in the mornin/ singin "It's rainin, it's pourin...".
Our favorite maiden is foreign, and we have no problem sharin her.
You stand tall for her, I provide some character.
Some nights she may bare a nerve when you've been too deep,
so we attempt to sleep, yet you keep gettin up a wantin more.
Hot 'n sore, we let you have your way till we all drop 'n snore.

Etcetera of RM:
In closin, my dick hits more Positions than models Posin/
It's a Quantum explosion, makin Orgasms look like Time's frozen/
its only destiny that we be buried together/
i snow semen n' leave whores under the weather/
promised him, "i'll never get you pierced", dont get no worse/
Cause that shit's for freaks like Jevon Kearse/
3 inches of Full Metal Fatness/
acquipted wit Foreskin and 2 Rounds of Elastics/
Whippin Willy, Thinkin bout Dominique Dawes doin butt-naked Gynastics/
The origin of "haters", My Penis, aka Ma' Dick ta the Thuggorian Natured/


This was dedicated to The Penis, Man's best friend.
Only balls get between us