10-05-2017, 06:58 AM | #1 |
Badgerdick
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"The Villain"
Ever post on a forum because you're upset
and have chose to ignore all the stuff that gets said? You look into threads where they're constantly clowning on Cry fucking your ex and you vlogging about it. Your optical mouse blinks near to your hand before logging you out quick and clearing the ***he. You're not really that mad, though they think it's a lie, just disappearing from Rapbattles to visit The Lime. The thing is this time there's no way you'll be found you've hidden the IP address to your latest account! With Dagel around, the pizza thing would surface again but this alias now could finally earn their respect. So you return to the websites that hate you the most determined to get at those who say you're a joke. You're playing the role perfect, to hide in full view, even make a few posts under the guise that you're new. You sign up your username to compete in Black Autumn while highly amused just to even be in Bags' forum. You keep your trash talking back while biding your time, & see this last tournament as a chance to finally shine. The fact you're hiding your identity proves pivotal though as on a site that's so biased, who'll give you a vote? You click a few posts and as you scroll through it's pages one begins to reload, and you get a new notification. You "View Post" in amazement to see whats posted by Lars & there's a huge opening statement thats wrote at the start. It's clearly emotionally charged by how he has it in caps lock but he's exposed who you are while laughing his ass off. So you're sat at your laptop in the lucid light of it all; like that faggots a wack troll that doesn't even write anymore! You type for an audience not wanting to admit that you're angry so you hit reply and withdraw to try and think of a Plan B. The Villain-ous mask seemed to have slipped for a second but you're not giving up that easy, this bitch is pathetic! The same dickriders let him fuck with people the worst plus they're always giving him credit he doesn't even deserve. But something he should have learned when setting you up is when you put your keyboard to work, you're second to none! The thread he had unveiled you in's where he made his mistake mentioning something about a tourney where he'd taken your place. This places him straight into your sights for revenge it only takes you like eighteen seconds to sign-up again! (LOL) You fly through the questions as they've not changed on the page in every time you've re-registered and had to make a new name. Now you've created an alias there's no way this dude is winning even named it Ocktavious after your favourite super villain! You make a few additional posts, covering all possible tracks then place a due subliminal vote that hopefully costs him the match... MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA! @The Villain IF YOU WANT A REACTION, THEN THIS IS IT BITCH YOU'LL PROLLY BE BANNED BEFORE I FINISH THIS SHIT. PICTURE YOU SITTING THERE IN THE DARK ALL ALONE AND LICKING YOUR LIPS AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS. ARMED WITH A COLD PIZZA, THE TRUTH OF IT DAWNS THAT IF RB'S YOUR HOME, WHY YOU ONLY USED AS A DOORMAT? YOU ARE THE BALD FAGGOT THATS ALWAYS WHINED ABOUT TEXT SAME LOSER WHO THOUGHT THATKIDCRY WAS HIS FRIEND ALL THE TIME HE WAS SENDING YOUR WIFE NUDE TWEETS WHILE YOU WERE TYPING UP TEXT IN THE HAIKU LEAGUE LOOOOOL THE LIFE YOU LEAD IS DIFFERENT THOUGH BITCH I KNOW IF MY DUDE EVEN KISSED THE HOE, I'D SLIT HIS THROAT YOU DIDNT THROW A SINGLE PUNCH CAUSE YOU FRIENDLY AS HELL BITCHES WONT SHOW YOU RESPECT WITH NO RESPECT FOR YOURSELF NEXT YOURE IN MELTDOWN AT RIA OVER SOME LOSS THATS HAPPENED WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS A ROFLZGASM LIKE "WHAT A FAGGOT!" YOURE VLOGGING AT THIS FUCKING VEGAN EATERY LIVE USING A SOGGY NAPKIN TO HELP KEEP THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYES EATING A MILD DEEPRESSION PAN PIZZA STAMMERING ORDERS LEAVING THE SITE GOT YOU ASKING FOR TWO GLASSES OF WASSER FAGGOT SO CAUGHT UP IN HIS FEELS HE DEVELOPED A LISP SO SAD THAT HE ALMOST SAID TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT WITH A LOLZARELLA FOR TISSUE HIS EYES OPENLY POURED SENSITIVE BITCH LIKE "PPL DONT KNOW HOW TO VOTE ANYMOREZ!" LONELY ASS AWKWARD FAGGOT WITH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT GOT EM FOLDING WET FLOOR SIGNS OUT AS HE READ THE MENU LIST ITS CLEAR YOU NEVER WIN SO YOU STARTED SHARKING IN TEXT SEE WE REMEMBER IT, EVEN IF YOU'D RATHER FORGET STARTED WITH DEADMAN, MOVED ON TO VULGAR AND FRANK BIT THEIR BARS IN SS UNTIL WE STARTED PULLING YOUR RANK PUSSY GETS BANNED FROM THE SAME SITES HE INVESTED HIS LIFE IN YOU WIND UP BULLIED SO BAD IN THE END THAT YOU SITE SWITCH BUT IF YOU EVER GO BITING ON A FORUM THIS WEEK THEN IT BETTER BE MY SHIT, NOT THOSE IVE ALREADY BEAT. I HOPE YOU READ ALL THIS AND WEEP ON A FORMER ACCOUNT AS TEARS FALL ON YOUR PIZZA AND WASSER IT DOWN ROFLZZZZZ YOU EVEN TALK LIKE A CLOWN YOU OLE SPLUTTERING WET MESS ALL DEFORMED IN THE MOUTH, NO WONDER YOU HAD TROUBLE IN SS BET YOUR COMPANY GETS DRENCHED WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH NO WONDER YOUR BEST FRIEND WENT AND STOLE HER AND BOUNCED YOUR OVER PRONOUNCED WORDS ARE WHY THEY LIED IN FACT BOTH WOULD HAVE DROWNED IF THEY DIDNT DO IT BEHIND YOUR BACK YOURE A GIANT FAGGOT WITH A LISP TAKING IT PERSONALLY WHEN ITS THE KISS OF LIFE THEY PRACTICED IN CASE OF EMERGENCY DAGEL YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOUR EMPTINESS ENDS IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO RESURFACE AND HATE VOTE AGAINST ME AGAIN YOU OVERSENSITIVE TEMPER TANTRUM THROWING HOMOTEXTUAL VICTIM FUCK YOUR WHOLE IRRELEVANT VEGGIE PIZZA EATING PATHETIC EXISTENCE ROFLZZZZ |
10-05-2017, 01:18 PM | #2 | ||
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for whatever it's worth.....Dagel and Ocktavius are not the same person. Ock is a friend of mine who started writing like.....2 weeks ago. And no, he is not a fan of The Villain/Dagel/Sociopath.....either.
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10-11-2017, 08:02 PM | #3 |
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Not a single good punchline in this chunk of shit, straight trash
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10-12-2017, 03:37 AM | #4 |
Badgerdick
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lmao thanks for your insightful feedback
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10-13-2017, 11:11 PM | #5 |
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There's nothing to feed on
Because you didn't do good |
10-14-2017, 01:08 PM | #6 |
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10-14-2017, 11:47 PM | #7 |
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Lmao.dead.@ the last 10 or so bars hahahaha
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