02-11-2022, 12:47 PM | #1 |
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[FINALS] 1. Stamps vs 2. Advanced Placement — ADVANCED PLACEMENT WINS
Congrats to both teams for making it all the way to the Finals. I'll post a mag up sometime in the next few days.
I suggest a line limit of 10 lines per PERSON. That's 20 lines per TEAM. But it's the finals, and it's up to the teams decide what you want to do. ----------------------------------------------------------- Check in by 2/16/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST You won't be disqualified if you don't check in, but please just do it. It's a common courtesy ----------------------------------------------------------- Verses due Sunday, 2/20/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST (yes, Eastern) My extension policy has been the same throughout the tournament. Teams are granted one 24-hour extension. Teams may be granted a 48-hour extension only if their opponent agrees to the extension. Anything beyond 48 hours and I'm proclaiming James & Bags as the winners of the tournament ----------------------------------------------------------- All the usual rules apply (No biting, recycling, pm'ing for votes, etc.) If you complete your verse early, feel free to post it or send it to me via PM. I will only post verses once both teams have submitted. Don't bitch about votes. If you have any complaints, PM me directly and I will assess the situation. Votes without explanations or that appear to be aliases will not be accepted @Blue Bayou @UPN Zuch @Dominate @Aero |
02-21-2022, 05:35 PM | #2 |
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift She’s texting me in code & trust me it isn’t for nada There’s layers to that eggplant… I call that shit a moussaka Heard y’all struggled conceiving & it’s what you found the hardest Threw ur kids into those walls repeatedly & only one that lived came out retarded Yeeeeesh @ that baby’s face. Even its mother can’t view it and bond If you thought Barc wordplays looked bad wait til you see what that uterus spawned Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones & ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels” Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth An East European & a Canadian… these two losers are sooo nerdy I said Blue w/ a gun was jokes worthy. My bad, - he’s carried a Pole this whole tourney If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting Go ahead & bring the Australia jokes. Keep thinking those lines are clever B Let’s be real - you making it to the finals is a bigger Croc than I could EVER see You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now
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02-21-2022, 11:38 PM | #3 |
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Austin,
i HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass i do whatever i want, nothing hangs over me in this life if Aero’s Left to his Own Devices...there’s a Strap-On & Prostate Machine to his right & your claims about this “deep black voice” are just crazy to me we heard you in Discord – you got a Whitenoise that could put my baby to sleep didnt sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days just a shy guy that hides from conversation and stands to the far right Austin only inserts himself cuz when placed in his shoes the man is almost Lars height just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE” death by suffocation. don’t be surprised when nookie is his doom fuck the Logo on a Package - you’ll see Little Aero under a Black Amazon looking in his room ^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive Dom’ll mention our history but you’ll always be a hoe to me Chad its true you may have 1-2 battles - but i swept you in all 3 of those that we had & yaa i just became a father, well behaved this kid is lit he isn’t much of a Handfull at all…and neither is your bitches tit take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill lost my wood looking at your wifes pic, kinda sore on the eyes she Hit the Screen & Collapsed the D faster than Maya Moore in her prime dope lines are few and far between, you fuckin dorks just ain’t kings with all the Big Air we’re seeing between the Gaps y’all should have on boards in Beijing
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02-22-2022, 09:33 AM | #4 |
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This is the best battle I’ve read in (possibly?) years.
Props guys. I’ll vote when I get home.
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift Typos or something here? Clumsy start She’s texting me in code & trust me it isn’t for nada There’s layers to that eggplant… I call that shit a moussaka Ok Heard y’all struggled conceiving & it’s what you found the hardest Threw ur kids into those walls repeatedly & only one that lived came out retarded Decent Yeeeeesh @ that baby’s face. Even its mother can’t view it and bond If you thought Barc wordplays looked bad wait til you see what that uterus spawned Lol come on Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones Lmao this is better & ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do Fire Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose Nice He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels” Cool Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively Lmaoo And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth Cool, can’t actually remember, did zuch not show in that? An East European & a Canadian… these two losers are sooo nerdy I said Blue w/ a gun was jokes worthy. My bad, - he’s carried a Pole this whole tourney Lol nice If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES Lol ok The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor Nice Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting Wanna hate it but it’s kinda funny Go ahead & bring the Australia jokes. Keep thinking those lines are clever B Let’s be real - you making it to the finals is a bigger Croc than I could EVER see Nah You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now Ok I HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line Ok there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks Lol fire women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass Hahaha i do whatever i want, nothing hangs over me in this life if Aero’s Left to his Own Devices...there’s a Strap-On & Prostate Machine to his right Lmao & your claims about this “deep black voice” are just crazy to me we heard you in Discord – you got a Whitenoise that could put my baby to sleep Nahh Didn’t sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days Nice just a shy guy that hides from conversation and stands to the far right Austin only inserts himself cuz when placed in his shoes the man is almost Lars height Nope just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE” Haha nice death by suffocation. don’t be surprised when nookie is his doom fuck the Logo on a Package - you’ll see Little Aero under a Black Amazon looking in his room Don’t get it ^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive Nice misdirection Dom’ll mention our history but you’ll always be a hoe to me Chad its true you may have 1-2 battles - but i swept you in all 3 of those that we had Ok & yaa i just became a father, well behaved this kid is lit he isn’t much of a Handfull at all…and neither is your bitches tit Lol take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex Lmaooo fire mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill Don’t get it lost my wood looking at your wifes pic, kinda sore on the eyes she Hit the Screen & Collapsed the D faster than Maya Moore in her prime Had to look it up but it works dope lines are few and far between, you fuckin dorks just ain’t kings with all the Big Air we’re seeing between the Gaps y’all should have on boards in Beijing No Good job boys.. Both enjoyable reads, I liked My Little Friend and Shrimp on the barbie Best Buy both verses were comedy. I think aero/Dom edged it with less misses but wouldn’t be surprised if either win Vote -AP
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valentines was a nope, wording way off 0
moussaka aight 2 retarded was ok 2 Barc wordplay was laughs 4 heating up with milestones 4 formula yep, diggin it 4 wiff ok 3 sneeze was corny 2 Scarface line is too similar to mine in the archives here 0 reds was ehhh 1 Pole jokes are oldies 1 boobies giggled but was corny 2 Jamie ok 3 jousting aight joke 2 croc is old and no good 0 fucks with cant even 4 worded lines straightforward 2 no strings solid 4 lol funny but a lil corny 3 own devices coulda been fire but 3 had a poltegiest white noise concept, didnt like this 0 bball was ehhh 1 wordinf a lil off here 1 hoodvent is clever but must be missing a personal for me 1 big black girls? lol dunno mannn 0 i get the theme but ehh 1 123 straightforward 1 tit was funny, short and sweet 4 barbie ok 3 this is fire if i didnt have to search it 3 moore is decent 2 beijing ehhh 2 34-31 very close.. if stamps ended well they coulda taken it.. but the barc/milestones/formula lines did it for me.. surprised havent read much of aero and dom so i thought zuch and blue were taking this one.. but v AP
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02-24-2022, 06:49 AM | #7 |
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I don’t tend to vote on battles I’m mentioned in, just to avoid any thoughts of a conflict of interest personally, but if you guys need me to vote on this I’ve read it and am willing if all parties agree.
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02-25-2022, 11:29 AM | #8 |
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones & ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now vs there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE” ^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill Hope it's cool for me to vote on this. I decided to read it after seeing User's post and I thought it was a hell of a battle. AP - I don't think I know either guy (unless they've changed names over the years) but goddamn. Every now and again I'll read a battle and it's been a while since anything has clicked for me, but this verse was something else. The concepts were great and the wording was incredible. The Scarface line is a prime example - that could have sucked if it was worded badly, but it was perfectly done. I think the closer was my favourite line - great concept, worded perfectly. Stamps - No strings attached was cool. I think the hoodvent line was my favourite, funny concept and well worded. Can't conceive was good. I had to look up the Cad Bane line but it's creative as hell. I thought this was a great battle and Stamps posted a very good verse, but for me, AP's verse was off the charts. v/ Advanced Placement |
02-27-2022, 08:41 AM | #9 |
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Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home
They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones & ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor Vs I HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex Pretty much tied in quotes here, some other decent likes throughout the verse but these are what stood out the most. I think blue could’ve taken this one if he wanted to. That formula bar was so fire. Vote AP |
02-27-2022, 08:53 AM | #10 |
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Blue doesn’t want me to vote.
I offered.
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02-27-2022, 02:06 PM | #12 |
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I would have been cool with your vote.
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ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels” Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor Vs there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks Didn’t sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE” take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill This was a dope battle but AP got this w/ some fire bars, really good finals props to both...hoodvent bar was dope. Af tho this is close
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LOL I was obviously just playing around man
Have at it
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02-28-2022, 07:57 AM | #15 |
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift 8/10 good, just not a haymaker She’s texting me in code & trust me it isn’t for nada There’s layers to that eggplant… I call that shit a moussaka 8/10 funny-ish Heard y’all struggled conceiving & it’s what you found the hardest Threw ur kids into those walls repeatedly & only one that lived came out retarded 8/10 cool Yeeeeesh @ that baby’s face. Even its mother can’t view it and bond If you thought Barc wordplays looked bad wait til you see what that uterus spawned 8/10 kinda funny Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones 8/10 the thing that kinda irks me about this one is I wouldnt consider the ability to wave, point, or clap to be a milestone. Walking and talking are the primary ones & ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do 8.5/10 cool idea Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose 7/10 He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels” 7/10 kinda funny but lacking Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively i dig this, comedy 8.5/10 And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth lol this is dope to me 9/10 An East European & a Canadian… these two losers are sooo nerdy I said Blue w/ a gun was jokes worthy. My bad, - he’s carried a Pole this whole tourney 8/10 If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES wording could've been a little cleaner, but good 8.5/10 The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor eh 7/10 Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting kinda corny, 7/10 Go ahead & bring the Australia jokes. Keep thinking those lines are clever B Let’s be real - you making it to the finals is a bigger Croc than I could EVER see cool 8/10 You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now nah not really feeling this as a closer 7/10 overall 125.5 / 160 -- 78.43% blue/zuch i HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line ok opener, not really landing for me 7/10 there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks cool 8/10 women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass lol funny 8/10 i do whatever i want, nothing hangs over me in this life if Aero’s Left to his Own Devices...there’s a Strap-On & Prostate Machine to his right i dig it 8.5/10 & your claims about this “deep black voice” are just crazy to me we heard you in Discord – you got a Whitenoise that could put my baby to sleep cool 8/10 didnt sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days eh i see what you're doing but doesn't really come off organically to me 7/10 just a shy guy that hides from conversation and stands to the far right Austin only inserts himself cuz when placed in his shoes the man is almost Lars height this one's kind of a miss for me 6/10 just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE” lol funny 8/10 death by suffocation. don’t be surprised when nookie is his doom fuck the Logo on a Package - you’ll see Little Aero under a Black Amazon looking in his room wording could've been a little better imo 8/10 ^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive cool 8/10 Dom’ll mention our history but you’ll always be a hoe to me Chad its true you may have 1-2 battles - but i swept you in all 3 of those that we had beating someone in 1-2 punch battles is a weird flex, 7.5/10 & yaa i just became a father, well behaved this kid is lit he isn’t much of a Handfull at all…and neither is your bitches tit eh ok 7/10 take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex the barbie part feels kind of forced, the idea is cool 7.5/10 mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill had to look it up cause i dont watch star wars but cool 8/10 lost my wood looking at your wifes pic, kinda sore on the eyes she Hit the Screen & Collapsed the D faster than Maya Moore in her prime cool idea, but weird choice to pick a WNBA player for this. I dig it for the progressiveness but most of us arent gonna know wtf this is without googling it. 7/10 dope lines are few and far between, you fuckin dorks just ain’t kings with all the Big Air we’re seeing between the Gaps y’all should have on boards in Beijing eh ok closer 7/10 120.5/160 -- 75.31% overall I thought this was a great battle on both sides. I enjoy these longers battles because they really just come down to being able to consistently output good punches without making mistakes. It also makes it easier to conclude a decisive winner. I agree with user that this is the best battle I've read in a long time, and it sucks the voting here has gotten so stagnant. Still, someone had to come out the winner, and I felt that Dom/Aero came more aggressive, and a little bit more personal by taking jabs at blue's kid which is an advantage they had coming into this. overall great battle, but mvgt Dom/Aero |
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