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04-30-2023, 09:43 PM | #1 |
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Champ Match: Barcotic (1-0) vs. Fracture (0-0) - FRAC WINS ILY BROTHER
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You know the drill. Due Dates: Verses this week are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ @Barcotic @Fracture
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04-30-2023, 09:56 PM | #2 |
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05-01-2023, 07:36 AM | #3 |
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Bum that beat your idols
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05-02-2023, 12:18 AM | #4 |
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No, c
You HAVE moved past using african-american pics as your own right? But! You'll never not be angry that you're a basic, evasive white kid This'll be a wash. You'll run off quicker than the makeup that makes ya light-skinned You're just a flake-like clown who lives a fake life. Wow Wants jerry curls so bad, springer's doing his own interpretation in his grave right now Did dom even sign in? Pretty sure id've scouted n seen EEEITHER WAY^ stop challenging guys that are out of your league Got a bestie named kungfugrip, u never held a glock 9 in the air I'm with grippin' the steel. Ur with Grip in the steel swan ride at the fair Fuck all them old phonies you're violently fondling If u went from rags to Riches, its bc R. Corey is finally swallowing Stuck try'na save this planet via solar wind farms We're all worried about the pole shift, meanwhile urs is 10PM at a local strip bar Fact is ya scared to jump. My strap is prepared to dump a round Bullets so Aero/dynamic they could hit a battle of theirs a month from now What's really sad is relying on SETH for tips & backup Went from using Bronzer to being called it if we rank contestants in this matchup 16, bitch Ghost1 and ~RustyGunZ~ can both fuck off
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Dummies finna die if they coming into mine boastin Twin glocks'll spark. Waterpark; everybody running when the slides open Last edited by Barcotic; 05-03-2023 at 09:38 AM. |
05-02-2023, 11:26 PM | #5 |
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Yo,.
Is this guy serious? Barc will rush out old rhymes in no time. Played af. Every verse this ho writes smells like ‘05 more than Fubus cologne line. When Frac works the crowd, It’s the Ric Flair drip w/ wooooo’s While you’re in the chat discussion kissing dudes, your crowd work looks more suspect than Richard Jewels. You got frac, resin, blue….the greats are set. While u don’t even deserve the same respect Hensley gets & we’ve all seen him make up deaths to pay for meth. Barc writes like stormg… post lobotomy. & his bravado is comedy, He should take after Ja Morant; & follow up all that gun talk with an apology. You said you would only edit a few times, & you lied Your girl said she only been with a few guys, I think you both should read a dictionary a few times You always sign in to the league, & pick up some wins But by week 4.. it’s a bigger nose dive than if I threw zuchs kid off a bridge. Your weird as fuck, that’s why people stay far from you man Only time youll catch anyone dead next to Barc would be touring aokigahara, Japan. I get that ur mentally ill ‘N that lack of validation got u being extra for real. But hey man… Pharaoh thinks your good. & well, that should tell you how the rest of us feel. Last edited by Fracture; 05-02-2023 at 11:30 PM. |
05-03-2023, 09:36 AM | #6 | ||
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pretty close battle but i had frak edging every line tbh. i went back an forth trying to decide a winner an it could go either way if ur mentally handicapped v fracture |
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05-03-2023, 11:10 AM | #7 |
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Lars - ZZZ - Zelph gonna need a "showing Bags" (nice vote) or Sinacog Next week )_ THANKS
Alright gents,
Very interesting matchup here. In the past I've gone punch by punch breakdowns, and that tends to get me *ahem* rambling...about technical stuff, about strategy, about well everything...and the vote could get too long. That said, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CLOSE BATTLE AND BOTH GUYS HAD NICE HITS HERE. So for the sake of brevity, I will focus on the "1 Miss each" (IMO) and then try to call this close one. Again guys, really nice, smooth and Harsh JABS...mmm. more fun than topicals. Pretty much great shit; so I'll focus on a miss each: Barc "What's really sad is relying on SETH for tips & backup Went from using Bronzer to being called it if we rank contestants in this matchup" Compared to your other fire, barc? No. Not this. Reasoning: 1 - you already played early on the fake-black thing (FINE to repeat, just do it better) 2 - corniness of the bar. the closer. not terrible. but not FIRE. Man, barc. I have been really impressed with you cutting down the cornball WP factors this year. But here, I'll give you the slight knock. 3 - more seth play. i know it's part of everything. and he's here trolling (like me) etc...still...ppl knew you'd drop a seth bar. suprise us next time & ignore him. Frac "While u don’t even deserve the same respect Hensley gets & we’ve all seen him make up deaths to pay for meth." Aight Frac. Nice comeback& decent drop. Let's pick at the one thing. That closer; the end of it -- na, man. Make up deaths to pay for meth is a NICE rhyme phonetically but...just from a phraseology perspective, it is kind of lame, reachy, lazy, Rhyme-centric, you know? Just don't love it, in what I found an otherwise entertaining verse. GENERAL SUMMARY / FINAL CALL: I like to get in the weeds. I'll try to keep it brief, for Z. -Frac got more of that shorter/quicker-hitting hoppy/bouncie aggressive rhyming. -Barc here, def more stretched...takes a while to get the pay-off but the multi is usually bigger/bit more complex. Really nice job guys for the most part and here's LOTBs (i.m.o.) Barc - haha. Man I'm having trouble picking. Thought there was enough fire here to yeah...BARC GOT THIS but it's not a Wash. I did not have one huge standout here barc. Just general damn nice job 'cept for the Seth bar. Frac - dude that opener fucking HEAT. Diss on his old style/old rhymes, Fubu reference/comparison/ date metaphor. If you stay signed in can't wait to see your future drops. Zuch line was also fire. God this is so close, closer than I thought when I just bolded Barc the W. *Morning EDIT BEFORE WORK* YES THE ZUCH LINE IS OFFICAL LOTB cuz its a diss on both barc,+ appearance jab at the ol' zuch leg' and a "flip" for barc.** Frac, as I told Barc, I try to separate discussion&keystile shit-talk from real votes on real battles SO RIGHT BAGS? your reference on my name etc... did not play a factor. GREAT line as well fuck this is almost a tie... But I got barc here @ like a 90-93% grade And Frac (just a fewww less polished) around a 85-90% grade out of 100. WEIRD SHIT HERE - SOME DAY YOU TROLLS WILL UNDERSTAND my shit in archives like 2026? meaning: Frac has TOP 2 LOTBS here!!!! the zuch-punch & fubu opener BUT Tiebreaker is CONSISTENCY AND TIGHER WORDING/SYLLABLES and slightly better flow/smoothness ain't sayin ur shits not tight frac. sayin maybe ur rusty so barc edges here. but gl next week man nice heat Thx both for drops; Gl next week. Next.~ |
05-04-2023, 01:39 PM | #8 |
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1-0 BARC, PROCEED WITH VOTES.
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05-04-2023, 03:43 PM | #9 |
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05-04-2023, 05:37 PM | #10 |
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Do you know how much influence that dumb shade vote has on half these stupid minions??
Nahhh fam we're not playing this game again DQ me & close it Both these idiots votes should be cleared tf outta here This shit is retarded
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06-18-2023, 12:38 PM | #12 |
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BATTLE IS OPEN FOR VOTES IN LUE OF FATHERS DAY!
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06-18-2023, 02:23 PM | #13 |
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11-09-2023, 09:54 AM | #14 |
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BATTLE IS OPEN FOR VOTES IN LUE OF QA BEING OVER!
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11-17-2023, 08:26 AM | #15 |
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I thought Barcotic had a lot of great material. That isn't to say Fracture wasn't impressive. He did what comes natural to him and made it seem easy. His simplicity worked to his benefit, however Barcotic's creative side was on display here, and it provided stark contrast to Fracture's verse. I actually typed up a rather long-winded breakdown of the battle, one with unexpected twists and details that the casual voter may have missed. But I didn't want my vote to overshadow the importance of the battle itself. Both Fracture and Barcotic are highly capable men who embody the spirit of text battling. In the end I've decided to vote for Barcotic.
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11-24-2023, 09:02 PM | #16 |
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I wasn’t feeling much from barcotic, pretty generic stuff
Gun talk/apology was more than enough from frac I can break it down more if Toronto wants to cry about it But frac got this |
12-10-2023, 11:57 PM | #17 |
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Fracture Wins and is the the NBL Text Champion of the World
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