01-15-2018, 02:13 PM | #1 |
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Swerve vs bleak (Compliment battle) - SWERVE WINS
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01-17-2018, 02:03 AM | #2 | |
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01-17-2018, 10:01 PM | #3 |
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01-18-2018, 03:49 AM | #4 | |
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Oh when the... na I lost it.
That hair is a feat. It must be kept to a T. Left home to meet, by the sea. I'm windswept off my feet. This pic is NSFW, I'd quit my job to book a date. I can't agree w/ Karp, cz new Swerve is looking great or New Swerve Fucked my Wife; this god will sack and pipe Cause #itsnotrapeif I offer her ass for sacrifice The name will throw you but his style is facts, cemented. Only time he's Swerved is at the gates for violent acts committed. Fk these haters, the fags're all just broke, you see You're more working class American than bags could ever hope to be. Fought to Hell'n back, a myth as told by some lore. A warrior w/ a bod Achilles'd kill your oldest son for. Patrick, Peter, Drew Brees. Marie du Mont... he's part of them. I found the hymn: Count him in when Saints come marching in. 14 no point in saving these either way glhf
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01-19-2018, 09:27 AM | #5 |
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Bleak rocking over 6000 ft in the air, describe the guy? Fly stud,
You know for a fact that it’s not the first time he’s joined the mile high club He’s got priorities to climb, but women flock and start pouncing, So while he’s busy tryna Mount Washington, they’re all tryna mount him. The style game on point, clothing fresh and looking fluid, He’d be the first backpacker that nik-A would actually be cool with. Bleak’s smart, athletic, good at text, got a lot of good features, So if ya gotta summit up…clearly he’s got no problem doing that either. Dude’s a force of nature, hot stuff - so take care when you speak, Take a look at the pic…that’s not fog, it’s the steam coming off of Bleak. Plus he hung! This pic clearly relates if you checking his stance, Only dude that can hold two poles and still not be near the size of the one in his pants. I'm at sea level, he's on a mountain top just looking so lovely, One look at the pics would only confirm that he's 1000 levels above me.
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01-20-2018, 08:50 AM | #7 |
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Bleak, thought ur closer was your best imo..
I didnt feel the angles you used to compliment Maybe should've done a pic diss. You had some concepts like NSFW but i didnt like the wording here. Swerve, nika backpack, mile high, had a cpl of aight lines. your material was more relatable to me. Although you had a cpl corny lines near the end still got it handily. Vote Swerve.
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01-20-2018, 09:50 AM | #8 |
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LMAO -- yo, Bleak started fire:
That hair is a feat. It must be kept to a T. Left home to meet, by the sea. I'm windswept off my feet. This pic is NSFW, I'd quit my job to book a date. I can't agree w/ Karp, cz new Swerve is looking great or New Swerve Fucked my Wife; this god will sack and pipe Cause #itsnotrapeif I offer her ass for sacrifice The sacrifice line had me rolling -- I think it got less comedic towards the end, but this shit had me falling off the couch. vs. Swerve Bleak rocking over 6000 ft in the air, describe the guy? Fly stud, You know for a fact that it’s not the first time he’s joined the mile high club He’s got priorities to climb, but women flock and start pouncing, So while he’s busy tryna Mount Washington, they’re all tryna mount him. The style game on point, clothing fresh and looking fluid, He’d be the first backpacker that nik-A would actually be cool with. GAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'm dead. Dude’s a force of nature, hot stuff - so take care when you speak, Take a look at the pic…that’s not fog, it’s the steam coming off of Bleak. Coulda been worded better, but still fucking hilarious. I'm at sea level, he's on a mountain top just looking so lovely, One look at the pics would only confirm that he's 1000 levels above me. Closer is dope. I think this is a clean win for Swerve who stayed devastatingly complimentary throughout his verse. Thanks for this, guys -- I live for shit like this. Vote -- Swerve
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01-20-2018, 10:30 AM | #9 |
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Cool battle
I enjoyed both, Bleak didn’t disappoint, couple cool lines But i have Swerve taking this, wording was on point. Backpacker was lotb for me V Swerve |
01-20-2018, 11:07 AM | #10 |
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Dead at the backpacker Line wow
Game over hahahahaha Sorry I had to
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