Flo Real vs Ender - FLO REAL WINS

[Orc]

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

[Ender]

Check.

[Flow]

Fuck it. Go 10 cba

Only need 1 bar to W, im leavin you on the floor broken an bloody
Trust youll be taking this L silent like 'Chalk', outlines your body
Im screamin fire while you jus mumble embers
This battle be reviewed as a Real Champion vs a hopeful cuntEnder
His virgin bitchs pussy all Itchy an Scratchy, still fucked her though
Popped her hymen with my cum an the bloody show poured out like a bowl of Krusty Os
You out of your depth, swimming with a shark filled with rage
My bars surround an weigh you down like your drowing in that diving cage
Your an obese fat fuck, i aint even tryin to be funny
Hes got so many pounds in him no wonder he tells bitches that hes made of money

[Ender]

Flo Real v Schandenfreude
And fuck freud hes a cunt too, obsessed with cocks and gays
Shiiit its no wonder you pass off your gay tendancies as "well, i never left the oral stage"

Flo Real v Infiltration
You used to be someone here, now your shook, a bitch with no lines of late
If you ever get a hold of bars again, i suspect its the prison showers as your viciously gang raped

Real text legends don’t drop the homo lines you’ve authored
You remind me of Pulse though, cuz your gay bars about to be slaughtered
Lesbians turn straight when they see my game
But dykes be over Flo so quick it put Katrina to shame
Bitch is so old he sees lines using dad jokes as a plus
So try this..
.. he don’t just predate computers; he got to third base with an abacus
Style’s so shitty you live down a sewer drain
Clowning you so bad that It’s what your avatar became
Insane to battle me, fucked in the head, that’s a certainty
You’re disturbed, and I’ll leave you making the sound of silence… permanently

[bleak]

CuntEnder
V
Sound of Silence

I didn't have anything else from Ender, and only the one because i felt like i should show the direction i feel it should progress from here. Katrina is played for like 6 years now, old jokes just don't work unless they're flawless. And an avatar play? Hard pass.

Flo you really have some decent concepts but they are just held back by wording. Horrorcore imagery is not for me when it involves bleeding puss, and they really have to be clever. This was not, just trying to evoke a reaction. It's gonna be a no from me on that one, dawg. Also the L in chalk is not silent* in my state. We don't speak the same English. It is silent tho

You still win
V Flo

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

Only need 1 bar to W, im leavin you on the floor broken an bloody
Trust youll be taking this L silent like 'Chalk', outlines your body
The L isn't silence tho..lol
Im screamin fire while you jus mumble embers
This battle be reviewed as a Real Champion vs a hopeful cuntEnder
A bit corny, but it works well
His virgin bitchs pussy all Itchy an Scratchy, still fucked her though
Popped her hymen with my cum an the bloody show poured out like a bowl of Krusty Os
No, no not at all..smh
You out of your depth, swimming with a shark filled with rage
My bars surround an weigh you down like your drowing in that diving cage
This is a decent hype bar, but pointless as a punch
Your an obese fat fuck, i aint even tryin to be funny
Hes got so many pounds in him no wonder he tells bitches that hes made of money
Idk if he's fat or not, but this is light regardless

Originally Posted by Ender

Real text legends don’t drop the homo lines you’ve authored
You remind me of Pulse though, cuz your gay bars about to be slaughtered
Good execution of an extremely played concept
Lesbians turn straight when they see my game
But dykes be over Flo so quick it put Katrina to shame
Even more played than the gay club bar
Bitch is so old he sees lines using dad jokes as a plus
So try this..
.. he don’t just predate computers; he got to third base with an abacus
No
Style’s so shitty you live down a sewer drain
Clowning you so bad that It’s what your avatar became
An avy diss, no dude
Insane to battle me, fucked in the head, that’s a certainty
You’re disturbed, and I’ll leave you making the sound of silence… permanently
Decent, very clean wording

Overall FLO REAL took it, Ender those played concepts really costed you.

[For Battling]

Only need 1 bar to W, im leavin you on the floor broken an bloody
Trust youll be taking this L silent like 'Chalk', outlines your body
this was forced as hell dude lol
Im screamin fire while you jus mumble embers
This battle be reviewed as a Real Champion vs a hopeful cuntEnder
alright I’ll give it to you
His virgin bitchs pussy all Itchy an Scratchy, still fucked her though
Popped her hymen with my cum an the bloody show poured out like a bowl of Krusty Os
ew man no
You out of your depth, swimming with a shark filled with rage
My bars surround an weigh you down like your drowing in that diving cage
alright cool
Your an obese fat fuck, i aint even tryin to be funny
Hes got so many pounds in him no wonder he tells bitches that hes made of money
decent

Vs


Real text legends don’t drop the homo lines you’ve authored
You remind me of Pulse though, cuz your gay bars about to be slaughtered
ok
Lesbians turn straight when they see my game
But dykes be over Flo so quick it put Katrina to shame
nah
Bitch is so old he sees lines using dad jokes as a plus
So try this..
.. he don’t just predate computers; he got to third base with an abacus
nah dude
Style’s so shitty you live down a sewer drain
Clowning you so bad that It’s what your avatar became
nah, you’ve gotta be more clever than this bro
Insane to battle me, fucked in the head, that’s a certainty
You’re disturbed, and I’ll leave you making the sound of silence… permanently
wasnt feelin this either

Flo Real your verse wasn’t bad but you’ve gotta work on some fresher concepts with better wording. Definitely improving each week and I thank you for always showing up & voting as well. Ender I think you dropped 10x better than this last week, not sure what happened here tbh. Your opener was ok but the rest of your verse fell flat after that. Played stuff man. Keep gunning tho you’ll improve as time goes by.

Vote Flo Real

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

flo real

Only need 1 bar to W, im leavin you on the floor broken an bloody
Trust youll be taking this L silent like 'Chalk', outlines your body

---decent attempt, L silent in chalk---

Im screamin fire while you jus mumble embers
This battle be reviewed as a Real Champion vs a hopeful cuntEnder

---i just noticed the cunt ender shit, this bar is dope to me---

His virgin bitchs pussy all Itchy an Scratchy, still fucked her though
Popped her hymen with my cum an the bloody show poured out like a bowl of Krusty Os

---u still fucked her? u a nasty mf bro lmao---

You out of your depth, swimming with a shark filled with rage
My bars surround an weigh you down like your drowing in that diving cage

---this is cool, could be better---

Your an obese fat fuck, i aint even tryin to be funny
Hes got so many pounds in him no wonder he tells bitches that hes made of money

---kinda funny, okay attempt---

__________________________________________________ _

ender

Real text legends don’t drop the homo lines you’ve authored
You remind me of Pulse though, cuz your gay bars about to be slaughtered

---i actually googled 'pulse gay bars slaughtered' and found out there was a gaybar
that was shot up. this bar is fire bro, dope---

Lesbians turn straight when they see my game
But dykes be over Flo so quick it put Katrina to shame

---decent attempt, could b better---

Bitch is so old he sees lines using dad jokes as a plus
So try this..
.. he don’t just predate computers; he got to third base with an abacus

---not really feeling this, kinda funny though i guess---

Style’s so shitty you live down a sewer drain
Clowning you so bad that It’s what your avatar became

---decent play on his pic, could be wayyyy better tho---

Insane to battle me, fucked in the head, that’s a certainty
You’re disturbed, and I’ll leave you making the sound of silence… permanently

---ok closer---

V/Flo Real, this battle is very close... Ender could have won this if he done more
like his opening bar, but he kinda fell off as he went on

[WRATH]

Originally Posted by Flo Real

Fuck it. Go 10 cba

Only need 1 bar to W, im leavin you on the floor broken an bloody
Trust youll be taking this L silent like 'Chalk', outlines your body

Ehh is it silent?

Im screamin fire while you jus mumble embers
This battle be reviewed as a Real Champion vs a hopeful cuntEnder

Lol okay

His virgin bitchs pussy all Itchy an Scratchy, still fucked her though
Popped her hymen with my cum an the bloody show poured out like a bowl of Krusty Os

Cool reference

You out of your depth, swimming with a shark filled with rage
My bars surround an weigh you down like your drowing in that diving cage

Okay

Your an obese fat fuck, i aint even tryin to be funny
Hes got so many pounds in him no wonder he tells bitches that hes made of money

Lol k

Real text legends don’t drop the homo lines you’ve authored
You remind me of Pulse though, cuz your gay bars about to be slaughtered

Looool

Lesbians turn straight when they see my game
But dykes be over Flo so quick it put Katrina to shame

Okay

Bitch is so old he sees lines using dad jokes as a plus
So try this..
.. he don’t just predate computers; he got to third base with an abacus

Eh cool concept

Style’s so shitty you live down a sewer drain
Clowning you so bad that It’s what your avatar became

Lazy

Insane to battle me, fucked in the head, that’s a certainty
You’re disturbed, and I’ll leave you making the sound of silence… permanently

Light


V flo

[Kill Spree]

Only need 1 bar to W, im leavin you on the floor broken an bloody
Trust youll be taking this L silent like 'Chalk', outlines your body
L's not silent.. Miss
Im screamin fire while you jus mumble embers
This battle be reviewed as a Real Champion vs a hopeful cuntEnder
Basic soft punch here... really no diss tbh
His virgin bitchs pussy all Itchy an Scratchy, still fucked her though
Popped her hymen with my cum an the bloody show poured out like a bowl of Krusty Os
jesus... wording was choppy nothing here was dope. Think of something witty to go with your punch bro You got the basics down
You out of your depth, swimming with a shark filled with rage
My bars surround an weigh you down like your drowing in that diving cage
Your an obese fat fuck, i aint even tryin to be funny
Hes got so many pounds in him no wonder he tells bitches that hes made of money
nah... played basic shit bro... check some of the other battles. this shits been going on for years concepts like this been slaughtered to death

vs

Real text legends don’t drop the homo lines you’ve authored
You remind me of Pulse though, cuz your gay bars about to be slaughtered
this was decent man
Lesbians turn straight when they see my game
But dykes be over Flo so quick it put Katrina to shame
played concept. this was a miss
Bitch is so old he sees lines using dad jokes as a plus
So try this..
.. he don’t just predate computers; he got to third base with an abacus
nah...
Style’s so shitty you live down a sewer drain
Clowning you so bad that It’s what your avatar became
nah man
Insane to battle me, fucked in the head, that’s a certainty
You’re disturbed, and I’ll leave you making the sound of silence… permanently
cool concept just needs to be worded harsher bro


V/Flo

[Habitat]

Nothing

Vs

Nothing

Ehhh nothing from either end I could say is quotable flo had the better attempts tho so he gets my vote.

V-flo

[Destroyer]

I got flo taking this with the cuntender bar it was relatively clever whereas I wasn’t feeling much else in the verse
Ender had the closer which was ok but not as clever and likely done before
not the best battle I’ve read but

V/flo

[For Battling]

Flo Real Wins 8-0