Joe Metts Vs Pinot Grij - Pinot Grij Wins

Orc · 01-07-2018, 11:53 AM

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

@Pinot Grij @Joe Metts @Moe Jetts

Pinot Grij · 01-07-2018, 09:52 PM

Toot toot!

Moe Jetts · 01-07-2018, 09:57 PM

Take it easy on me buddy.

Pinot Grij · 01-10-2018, 10:05 PM

Joe's sign in:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moe Jetts

I’ll try a week.

^^^ How noncommittal! Typical attitude from a heavy-set guy
Sounds like your response to every diet your family’s begged you to try
I think you say “Fuck it” every time you put food in your stomach
You would eat Green Eggs & Ham, plus every other book that’s been published
He can’t even hear music — the fat clogs up his ear holes
His favorite band is the gastric one he’s been saving for years for
It feels unfair to take swipes at this bumbling blubbery whale
Bitch, I’ll shoot you in 4 to 8 weeks when my hunting license comes in the mail
And if you say that you deserve to live, then I believe ya
Too bad my semi ain’t sold. I’m a bad realtor
I’ll put a shooter on your house, your work, any place you roam
No escapin’, holmes — I’ll put an animal on everything like baby clothes
Your bitch stay hungry too, be careful when she come in for hugs
Cuz I gave the bitch the almond milk — that means I nut in her jugs
I hope you default on your 2005 Hyundai Elantra’s loans
Then you wrap that whip around a tree, no Indiana Jones

Pinot Grij · 01-12-2018, 10:32 AM

@Moe Jetts -- plenty of people taking the ext. post today if you can

BROKE LESNAR · 01-13-2018, 03:30 AM

Pinot Grij wins

For Battling · 01-13-2018, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinot Grij

Joe's sign in:

^^^ How noncommittal! Typical attitude from a heavy-set guy
Sounds like your response to every diet your family’s begged you to try
lmao
I think you say “Fuck it” every time you put food in your stomach
You would eat Green Eggs & Ham, plus every other book that’s been published
lol’d again
He can’t even hear music — the fat clogs up his ear holes
His favorite band is the gastric one he’s been saving for years for
wording in the second line bit off but overall cool bar
It feels unfair to take swipes at this bumbling blubbery whale
Bitch, I’ll shoot you in 4 to 8 weeks when my hunting license comes in the mail
creative take here, I dug it
And if you say that you deserve to live, then I believe ya
Too bad my semi ain’t sold. I’m a bad realtor
ehhh
I’ll put a shooter on your house, your work, any place you roam
No escapin’, holmes — I’ll put an animal on everything like baby clothes
fireeee
Your bitch stay hungry too, be careful when she come in for hugs
Cuz I gave the bitch the almond milk — that means I nut in her jugs
pretty cool here
I hope you default on your 2005 Hyundai Elantra’s loans
Then you wrap that whip around a tree, no Indiana Jones
nice

Yooo fire comeback. This was a nice verse. Good shit

Maximus · 01-13-2018, 03:24 PM

haa. the last three bars of Grij were just straight fire especially the animal line. loved it. cool verse homie

Saint · 01-14-2018, 12:42 AM

Good verse.
Some of the fat joke material got stale but a few were still cool; opener was a nice use of a quote to flip into à punch..
I liked ur last 3 in particular.

Aero · 01-14-2018, 10:43 AM

@Moe Jetts don't show your face around Netcees again.

01-07-2018, 11:53 AM	#1
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	Joe Metts Vs Pinot Grij - Pinot Grij Wins Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE! @Pinot Grij @Joe Metts @Moe Jetts

01-07-2018, 09:52 PM	#2
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195060	Toot toot! __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

01-12-2018, 10:32 AM	#5
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195060	@Moe Jetts -- plenty of people taking the ext. post today if you can __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

01-14-2018, 12:42 AM	#9
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,187 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535865	Good verse. Some of the fat joke material got stale but a few were still cool; opener was a nice use of a quote to flip into à punch.. I liked ur last 3 in particular. Last edited by Saint; 01-14-2018 at 12:46 AM.

01-14-2018, 10:43 AM	#10
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,825 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	@Moe Jetts don't show your face around Netcees again. __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

01-07-2018, 09:57 PM	#3
Moe Jetts 40 Cal. Ripken Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 290 Rep Power: 12815812	Take it easy on me buddy.

01-13-2018, 03:30 AM	#6
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760961	Pinot Grij wins

01-13-2018, 03:24 PM	#8
Maximus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 923 Battle Record: 25-26 Champed - NBL Cypher Rep Power: 11169469	haa. the last three bars of Grij were just straight fire especially the animal line. loved it. cool verse homie