What's your definition of "person"?

mayniuhh · 06-06-2015, 08:15 PM

???

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot · 06-06-2015, 08:21 PM

A person is a bag of organs for me to profit off of their idiocy. Care to play a little game, sweetheart?

Ghost1 · 06-06-2015, 08:26 PM

Beers mclonely strikes again. Cringe.

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot · 06-06-2015, 08:31 PM

So you follow me around to make posts of adulation masked behind cheap zings that completely miss any point.

You were likely the type who gets invited to parties halfway through with the line "hey come through and bring booze", but you got left at the door while your booze made it into the party... who am I kidding, you never got the calls from anyone except your neighbor "Slick Shift" Rodney who always had old WCW reruns on and pairs of spandex for you and he to wrestle in until a few days later when he stopped returning all of your phone calls.

Long story short since I know you can't read, you're a poof.

Chill Phil · 06-06-2015, 08:43 PM

Beers needs a drink

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot · 06-06-2015, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil Dunphy

Beers needs a drink

First smart thing said by anybody since I've been on this site and well before my arrival.

El Muffin · 06-06-2015, 08:45 PM

Stick shift Rodney

Lol tgf why u make me sift for gems

Wai

dead man · 06-06-2015, 08:46 PM

this is such an objectively poor thread all around

im hoping this is the last post in it.

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot · 06-06-2015, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

this is such an objectively poor thread all around

im hoping this is the last post in it.

When one sees something decaying in mediocrity, three things can be done.

1) just walk on by
2) (recommended) improve it
3) (what you did) be a little Paris Hilton and whine about it

First lesson of business, on the house. Next one you're paying for.

dead man · 06-06-2015, 08:53 PM

thanks big guy!

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot · 06-06-2015, 08:55 PM

You're welcome, sport.

Chill Phil · 06-06-2015, 08:59 PM

High five, now?

non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot · 06-06-2015, 09:06 PM

I'd say give it to Bags but he'll try to place your hand in his puss cavern and you'll need those dudes from Supernatural to find you.

El Muffin · 06-06-2015, 09:32 PM

Everytime I go Try to clear pms the site breaks

lol srs

Weirdest shit

Dope girl · 06-06-2015, 10:43 PM

BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

oats · 06-07-2015, 01:35 AM

let me summon the ghost of Aero here:

mods close this

06-06-2015, 08:15 PM	#1
mayniuhh Wes Gil is a faggot Join Date: May 2015 Location: Philly Posts: 92 Rep Power: 6085830	What's your definition of "person"? ???

06-06-2015, 08:21 PM	#2
non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot Detained Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 25 Champed - Raped by dad on 15th birthday - 7 Minutes in Heaven with b/f Pete - Never Had Sex with a woman - Hates pizza Rep Power: 0	A person is a bag of organs for me to profit off of their idiocy. Care to play a little game, sweetheart? __________________ I don't appreciate softness. Be a man, don't sleep with one. [QUOTE=Bags;488769]gimme a hundred thousand bucks a beautiful mansion and a few pretty naked guys and ill sell you the first two for another naked guy[/QUOTE]

06-06-2015, 08:31 PM	#4
non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot Detained Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 25 Champed - Raped by dad on 15th birthday - 7 Minutes in Heaven with b/f Pete - Never Had Sex with a woman - Hates pizza Rep Power: 0	So you follow me around to make posts of adulation masked behind cheap zings that completely miss any point. You were likely the type who gets invited to parties halfway through with the line "hey come through and bring booze", but you got left at the door while your booze made it into the party... who am I kidding, you never got the calls from anyone except your neighbor "Slick Shift" Rodney who always had old WCW reruns on and pairs of spandex for you and he to wrestle in until a few days later when he stopped returning all of your phone calls. Long story short since I know you can't read, you're a poof. __________________ I don't appreciate softness. Be a man, don't sleep with one. [QUOTE=Bags;488769]gimme a hundred thousand bucks a beautiful mansion and a few pretty naked guys and ill sell you the first two for another naked guy[/QUOTE]

06-06-2015, 08:43 PM	#5
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	Beers needs a drink __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

06-06-2015, 08:45 PM	#7
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Stick shift Rodney Lol tgf why u make me sift for gems Wai __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-06-2015, 08:46 PM	#8
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,465 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	this is such an objectively poor thread all around im hoping this is the last post in it. __________________ Zack Wicks for president

06-06-2015, 08:53 PM	#10
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,465 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	thanks big guy! __________________ Zack Wicks for president

06-06-2015, 08:55 PM	#11
non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot Detained Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 25 Champed - Raped by dad on 15th birthday - 7 Minutes in Heaven with b/f Pete - Never Had Sex with a woman - Hates pizza Rep Power: 0	You're welcome, sport. __________________ I don't appreciate softness. Be a man, don't sleep with one. [QUOTE=Bags;488769]gimme a hundred thousand bucks a beautiful mansion and a few pretty naked guys and ill sell you the first two for another naked guy[/QUOTE]

06-06-2015, 08:59 PM	#12
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	High five, now? __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

06-06-2015, 09:06 PM	#13
non-alcoholic Beers Mcfaggot Detained Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 25 Champed - Raped by dad on 15th birthday - 7 Minutes in Heaven with b/f Pete - Never Had Sex with a woman - Hates pizza Rep Power: 0	I'd say give it to Bags but he'll try to place your hand in his puss cavern and you'll need those dudes from Supernatural to find you. __________________ I don't appreciate softness. Be a man, don't sleep with one. [QUOTE=Bags;488769]gimme a hundred thousand bucks a beautiful mansion and a few pretty naked guys and ill sell you the first two for another naked guy[/QUOTE]

06-06-2015, 09:32 PM	#14
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Everytime I go Try to clear pms the site breaks lol srs Weirdest shit __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

06-06-2015, 10:43 PM	#15
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,705 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

06-07-2015, 01:35 AM	#16
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,073 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005425	let me summon the ghost of Aero here: mods close this __________________ You should be water