07-22-2019, 10:40 AM | #1 |
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Phil, what's your favorite fruit?
Ricky Martin...
Happy Monday my guys. What's up with the server? I've been having issues getting the site to come up.
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07-22-2019, 04:54 PM | #2 |
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Thanks love you too
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07-22-2019, 07:44 PM | #3 |
Tsk Tsk
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3 guys walk into a bar....
The fourth guy ducks
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07-22-2019, 11:57 PM | #4 |
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Wanna hear a laugher? A white rapper walks into 16 bars
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07-23-2019, 07:25 AM | #5 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.
Boy asked father; Dad, how many wives can one have? Father replied; 16. Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer. Boy replied; so which one do I call mom? Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker. |
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07-23-2019, 09:21 AM | #7 |
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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?
There are 20 of them.
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07-23-2019, 03:49 PM | #8 |
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Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it
gg amen |
07-23-2019, 04:05 PM | #9 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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07-23-2019, 04:52 PM | #10 |
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Now you know how we feel when we read any of your posts
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07-23-2019, 06:40 PM | #11 |
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
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07-23-2019, 06:56 PM | #12 |
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lmao how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten. |
07-23-2019, 07:07 PM | #13 |
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An 18 wheeler carrying Vick's vaporub got over turned on a busy interstate.
Ironically there was no congestion for four hours...
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07-23-2019, 07:58 PM | #14 |
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
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07-23-2019, 09:59 PM | #15 |
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I once woke up with dick on my breathe
The funny thing is, your wifes vagay did too Pause!!
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07-24-2019, 07:23 AM | #16 |
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I'm not married...
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08-06-2019, 09:18 PM | #17 |
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08-06-2019, 11:36 PM | #18 |
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Why did mickey mouse break up with minnie mouse..
..drum.rolllllllll.... ...Cause that bitch is fucking goofy
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08-08-2019, 12:53 AM | #19 |
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^^Lol...What do you call a chook lookin' @ a lettuce?
Chicken Caesar Salad. |
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