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Old 07-22-2019, 10:40 AM   #1
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Old 07-22-2019, 04:54 PM   #2
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Old 07-22-2019, 07:44 PM   #3
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Old 07-22-2019, 11:57 PM   #4
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Old 07-23-2019, 07:25 AM   #5
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Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.

Boy asked father;

Dad, how many wives can one have?

Father replied; 16.

Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer.

Boy replied; so which one do I call mom?

Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.
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Since we are posting bad jokes, here’s one.

Boy asked father;

Dad, how many wives can one have?

Father replied; 16.

Four better, four worse, four richer and four poorer.

Boy replied; so which one do I call mom?

Father’s response, none - child support’s a mother fucker.

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Old 07-23-2019, 09:21 AM   #7
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:49 PM   #8
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Even wirh the formatting that screams 'this came from some pinoy Facebook' meme' with a minion or the boss baby in it

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Old 07-23-2019, 04:05 PM   #9
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Nope. Someone told me and expected laughter. It was an awkward moment when I just stared at him.
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Old 07-23-2019, 06:56 PM   #12
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Why did mickey mouse break up with minnie mouse..





..drum.rolllllllll....









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