10-24-2013, 08:53 AM | #81 |
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I'd probably end up at a bar w/ u & ur brother talking about sports & getting hammered all night.
Then u will prolly double axehandle me off the barstool then sit on my lifeless body, until I regain conscience just enough to tap... all because I said the Skins are better than the Ravens & the Nats are better than the O's. All while Joe laughs that I'm getting whooped by no knee havin' cripple. |
10-24-2013, 09:14 AM | #82 | |
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But a traditional boxing stance is non dominate hand closer to opponent for jab and jab protection more dominate hand protecting and cocked ready to fire ... I'd stand south paw so my bad knee was more protected and even if a kick were to happen it wouldn't be of great power unless we were chest to chest struggling for wrist control of some shit Before knee issues I would close proximity as fast as possible and garner wrist control of just go for a double leg scoop/takedown .. I'm ruthless on the ground or I was ruthless on the ground and most people don't know how to garner a powerful punch from that close and kicks can easily be blocked |
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10-24-2013, 09:17 AM | #83 |
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@Strikta wouldn't fight over a sports team famo... I don't drink really ( go through random stages were I have a craving for beer but they don't last too long ) and if you were that wet I surely wouldn't do anything to harm you. Probably would laugh my ass off though
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10-24-2013, 09:22 AM | #85 |
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And for the record this was and is just a thread to see how one would formulate a plan to attack ( in most cases ) a bigger opponent. I am human, I am beatable, I'm in no way saying I could end any of you ( except aero, I would make him piss his pants then walk the long way home ) it's just interesting to see what some say.
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@oats I didnt lead with the kick, it comes after the fake...an when I say strong fake hook I mean I'm actually throwin the hook I'm just not expecting it to land...shoulda said fake jab an diversionary hook... |
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I mean I've been jumped by four dudes and when the cops have come I was the one standing, I was bleeding but standing ... Swear me and my boys was drinking 40s one night at a party and this dude Israel whom had already graduated and everyone thought was big and bad starting yapping with the liquor tongue and he wanted to wrestle because he was the heavyweight before me so after declining and being called a pussy we went out back and I pinned him twice in the matter of 30 seconds, whole party was watching placing bets and shit. I didn't say shit tried to shake his hand but I embarrassed dude. Bout a half hour later he swung an empty e&j bottle and clinked off my head, I turned around grabbed the bottle and split his head wide open... I had a knot ... Few hours later four dudes role up and my boys run like bitches this one dude Melvin caught a right and landed on the top part of a fire hydrogen, and laid their till the cops came holding his stomach, another dude started whipping me with an old metal car antenna, Israel tried to rush me and I split his recently stitched head back open then kicked him in the ribs this other dude Darrel ran like a bitch and the one I didn't know who was still whipping me like a slave got the work. Put his head though the passenger window of a hatchback ford escort that Darrel the dude who ran abandoned ... When the cops showed up they drew guns told me to stop looked around at the carnage asked me some questions about the car and shit, didn't cuff me as I was cooperating, made me sit on the curb so he could ask the other dudes some questions, ran the plate on the car looked at the slashes on my back and told me to be on my way after I declined pressing charges and hospital services. 3 were black the one that ran was white .. Both of my friends were white and the cops were white, I caught I break I think but I told them I was defending myself. Then when I got back to my boys house I almost beat his and his twin brothers fucking ass for running, got this hot blonde to clean my back up and then I'm pretty sure she gave me sympathy dome. I know I got dome I just think it was because I was hurt and she felt like sucking cream covered tadpoles out of my pisshole would nurse me back to health .. I I didn't complain. Later on in life I fucked the twins i just mentioned mother and then sent them both a text hat said " remember that time you left me while those dudes were trying to jump me? Well we are even now " and they knew I always joked and said the only way I'll forgive you for that faggotry is when your mom finally let's me frost her ass crack ... They didn't talk to me for a few years after that lol This all happened after I got locked up. But after I got locked up when I came home I tried to be the peace maker, it didn't always work obviously but I was the voice of reason more then I was throwing hands. |
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me an my homeboy were robbing this dude once in the homegirls apartment an he tried to pull a handful of used needles on us (dude was an addict obv)...I caught his arm by the wrist an hurricana'd that mufuckah till his wrist an shoulder popped at the same time...shit was gnarly...ddt'd a guy thru a bathroom door once too...threw another one down two flights of stairs, like, threw him down the first level, ran down to where he was laying an threw him down the next level...after beating the shit out of him, largely unprovoked, much as I hate to admit it...
worst fist fight I had tho was getting jumped by eight dudes when I was 16...when it was all said an done I was still standing but that shit was nuts...I don't remember all of what happened, but I remember blocking a right hook an catching the guy by his shoulders an kneeing him in the chest so hard he came off the ground an just landed face first in the grass... |
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10-24-2013, 10:38 AM | #90 |
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Yeah detour sht up BIG TWITCH MCGEE
I would hit you behind the ear, break your wrist with a kodeigaishi lock/throw If you ain't screaming bloody murder I will now work on other areas
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10-24-2013, 10:47 AM | #91 |
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Detour if u was still standing after 8 dudes jumped u.. I take it they were all 3rd graders.
Stop w/ that lying fam. |
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lmao @ kote gaishe...do u even know how to execute an outer wrist wheel? I doubt it...beyond which ur not fast enough to catch me in one...didnt come into this thread to school u on martial arts tho wise, nor convince guido boy I know kung fu...makes no difference to me if u believe it or not...
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that's like asking him to stop being a human vibrator
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I would appear before you wearing a naruto forehead protector headband with sound village insignia on it and wielding one of those living room decor katanas they sell at those random Asian trinket stores.
Simply gazing at me in my warrior stance, holding my steel would paralyze you with fear. We would not need to fight.
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Let's just stop with all this ninja, wwe, mma bullshit
This isn't " sweep the leg Johnny " it's a square up and see what happens type of thread, I'm a fairly strong dude so grabbing my arm isn't getting you far, I'm also a Jkm certified training on how to restrain people and get out of chokes , wrists locks, Nelson's , hair pulls, bear hugs etc etc ... But none of that is better then natural instincts |
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nah they were all fellow 16-18 year olds...maybe u don't believe I actually trained to the extent I say but real shit, being a martial artist was my first passion long before I ever entertained the idea of rapping or making music...I'm not saying I've never lost a fight, but what I am saying is everything I've said is true...the story was directed at frank tho, who I'm discussing matters of fist a cuffs with, not to anyone else for the proposes of braggadocio...
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Detour if u were trained that heavily in martial arts at that age, then u were also trained about control & self discipline.. & also making smart choices in ur young life.
U would have known better than to get urself in a situation where ur getting jumped by 8 of ur peers. It all just smells funny to me. Like Veritas moms pussy. |
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I study all the cartoon styles of sword karates that make preteen ninja kids into heros. Bow down or I will unleash my special attack.
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