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The Bad Guys.
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- BA Cypher Tournament
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- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
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Opening Week 1-2 Magazine.
Welcome to week 1 of Netcees 1-2 Punchline League. Whatsgood u pussy ass muthafucka's, it's Yah boy AK here to start a new season of the 1-2. This season will have some dope idea's & options for concept battles but that will be later in the season, for right now bar out fam. We got some new talent some vets & a old ass person (faggot des). This season u N/S ur out for a week no matter what & u N/S more then 2x ur out the season. None that swayin faggot shit is happening either, i'll boot u & kick it movin. Ight, lets get into this openin week u smelly douchbags. Throwback battles BROKE LESNAR Vs Swerve BROKE LESNAR Quote:
said ur birthday was a smash success to deceive ur peers cuz my verse for Tic Tac in SC VI had more sex than u seen in years Swerve Only faggots try in text these days, say you don’t to enhance lies, So it’s no surprise the only people to go for Broke…are 40 year old men and fat guys. Winner=Swerve Cashius Vs Rayge Cashius Lol...really?! You obviously don't get bitches off. Sex?...Believe me, this fucker is average So we know...any bitch that Road Rage is ONLY screaming because of the traffic Rayge Cash is gassed and madly overated, he'll die cos im ending my foes so u aint Above The Rest & i'll give u a LOS.. plus u're too wack to join any of those Winner= Cashius Destroyer Vs Knux Destroyer if we talking dimes in the club, knux, u better fall out & fucking pass cuz 'you have zero chance to hit,' like u got a mine loaded up in V.A.T.S. Knux 40 and married w/ pets.. i'm sure wifey's problem downstairs is upsetting Honestly shes like a 3, dogs.. & sadly thats as close to kids as you're getting Sexy Chicks [img]https://s-media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/19/5d/13/195d13c58aa7fe9649be0f7dba86ad21.jpg[/img] |
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08-28-2016, 11:16 PM | #2 |
The Bad Guys.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,166
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
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Week One Match Ups. Hearder Hearder Vs Bags Kickin it off this season we have faggot zelph vs faggot bags in the battle of the queers. This could be a good one or not. Zelph is a try hard tbh he trys so hard at trolling but sucks at it maybe he can be a better battler idk prolly not, but if he doesn't drop a real bars he's gettin banned......from the site. Bags was just killin the NBL last season which is dope he hasn't been battled before that in a while, it shows the greasy scum bag still got it. I think zelph will try but the HOFfer will win pretty easy. Winner=Bags 80/20 Chyeahhh!!! Vs Innovator We got a topical head vs the man that lives in a bunker under a wendys. This can be a close one but honestly never seen Innovator battle tbh. I seen some topical heads drop nice bars tho, hopefully he does & suprised us. I think Chyeahhh!! has the advantage here he battled alot & can drop some good stuff on a good day, last time i seen him in the 1-2 he was doing pretty good, gettin some big wins if he focus's on wording his shit harsher he can be a real threat. I think chyeah wins but inn can surprise. Winner=Chyeahhh=65/35 Schadenfreude Vs Aero This could be BOTW if both drop fire, I see schaden been droppin some pretty dope bars lately gettin more creative, cuz some were a lil bland at first to me but now hes workin all that out But nigga change ur name shit is the gayest shit ever but besides that he good. Aero is inconsistent as fuck 7 sometimes drops some real corny shit tbh, but when he doesnt he got some dope bars, wont lie. If they both drop some fire lines this can be a dope battle. I think Schade wins here hes been on his shit right now but aero can take it. Winner=Schaden 55/45 Infiltration V Blanco Bishop Inf was in the season finale last yr w/ resin mic, shit was a dope battle. I think he has the skill to make it that far again he's pretty creative & words his shit harsh. I think he might be the first champ this season, but who knos anything can happen. Blanco has some bars he can be inconsistent to tho one week drop a nice line then next off but he could have worked that out well see. I think Inf wins this one imo tho. Make it a good one fellas. Winner=Infiltration 65/35 Kin Vs Cryogen Honestly don't remember seeing kin in the 1-2 or a battle he's been in besides doing audio. He could have been but i wasn't runnin it so i can't say where his lvl's at, hopefully he suprises me. Cryogen is a ol school cat that last time i seen him battle here it was like a year or 2 but it was decent showings tbh hes prolly rusty as fuck, but this might help him get back in forum & seeing what bars ppl like. I think he'll take it off the strength of me seeing some verses he done already but g/l to both. Winner= Cryogen 55/45 Destroyer Vs Awww Shit Old man river is back for 12345958x for the 1-2 lool, but can't deny des done his thing in seasons past champed alot of times since it's the only thing he can but i can see him doin it again this season if he drops bars like he has in the SC, hes ina pretty good stride right now droppin his best stuff imo. Awww shit i neva heard of so idk if he's good or not tbh, drop fire & impress ppl if u want to make a name for urself. I got destroyer taking this one. Winner=Destroyer 80/20 Diablo Vs Cred Cred has been barring the fuck out lately & thats watsup our resident gun bar smith, he can hang w/ the best & beat'em. he doesn't get as much recognition as he deserves, hopefully he gets his & kills this season try to champ first & even champ the season, get it fam. Diablo is lars & last time i seen his 1-2 shit it was pretty good tbh some nice concepts that hit harsh, can't deny the writting skills lars has hes pretty nice w/ it in both battles & topicals. Maybe he can add the 1-2 to his list of accomps on this site that would maybe help his puch to hof status. I think this one will be good & can be BOTW contender. I got cred takin this by a little bit but lars can win this he got the skills. Winner=Cred 55/45 Pinto Grij Vs Bash Another good battle here. Pinto is a real dope writer & has proved it he champed an consistently battled topical then went to reg battles an champed the nbl i think going 8-2 or somthing good, he also champed a Fight Night w/ some good compo his writing is real versatile, maybe he can champ this also an add to his name an build towards maybe gettin HOF one day. Bash stole my whole sports bar w/p style hes not near as good as me w/ it but who can blame him for tryin Lol, nah but dude isnt bad at all hes got bars sometimes wordin holds his shit back from hitting but hes gettin more polished he can drop dope line so well see if he can work his wording issue out enough to champ. I have pinot winning here in a good battle. Winner=Pinto 60/40 2tripple0 Vs Cyrax Tripple has been in previous seasons but idk some his lines are to bland or make no sense like he spittin an inside joke he only knows. Needs to work on concepts an droppin them w/ a creative twist tbh. Cyrax neva heard of him. Hopefully he can surprise & drop some dope shit or not who knows. Ima say trip wins i kno he'll show cuz i seen him battle but thats not sayin alot unless he stepped up his game Winner=2tripple0 70/30 Knucklehead Vs Witty Witty is another topical dude that can drop some dope battle bars. Hes beaten alot of battlers he's got concepts that are pretty fresh last time i read bars from him. It would be dope to see him champ this shit. If he shows, he stays N/S smh bitch show up lol. Knucklehead is good when he shows also Lol he can drop some creative shit & has some gun bars. He def can champ if he shows also smh, both these guys N/s like a mug but when they drop bars its dope. This a close one but i got Knuckle taking this. But u bitches better show.
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The Bad Guys.
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Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
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Power Ranking's 1. Infiltration 2. Destroyer 3. Bags 4. Pinto Grij 5. Cred Honorable Mention; Schadenfreude Dope Music WTF'S WTF AT DONALD TRUMP PUSSY ASS COMMENT ABOUT D'WADES CUZ. WTF AT THE NEWS NOT PRAISING DON CHEADLE FOR CALLIN TRUMP A P.O.S. WTF AT ME RUNNIN THIS SHIT FOR U CLOWNS. WTF AT THE SCUMMERCLASSIC STILL BEING UP SHIT GOT RAN INTO THE GROUND WTF AT ANYONE CARING WAT FAGGOT ASS BENCH WARMIN NO ARM HAVIN KAPERNICK DOES OR SAYS WTF AT ME NOT FINDING A EXCLUSIVE FABOLOUS SUMMERTIME SHOOTOUT 2 CD YET WTF AT THE WARRIORS ROSTER FOR NEXT SEASON WTF AT ALL THE SUICIDE SQUAD MOVIE SHADE Outro There u have it ya scum bag piss drinkin fuck boi's. Week 1 mag, shit can become bigger & better if i can get help from ppl wanting to do a part or even make up ur own just let me kno. Make this week dope yah'll show & vote shits only one bar, i did my part do yah'll, Until next time it's yah boy A.Knightmare out.
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08-28-2016, 11:26 PM | #4 |
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Lol dope mag youre improving
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08-28-2016, 11:52 PM | #5 |
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Dope man, props.
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08-29-2016, 12:00 AM | #6 |
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Lol I would've just jerked off to this mag had I known
Ah well I'll pull one out to this in the morning Thanks AK u fucking dickheax |
08-29-2016, 07:20 AM | #7 |
death warmed over
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Dopeness bro thanks for the read.
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08-29-2016, 07:20 AM | #8 |
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Ak the mag gawd
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08-29-2016, 10:13 AM | #9 |
GOAT
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Dope mag, and I've got to say this probably has the best selection of women pics I've seen.
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08-29-2016, 10:44 AM | #10 |
Bags will be avenged
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I've champed this league 4X and just beat inf in the NBL
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08-29-2016, 11:01 AM | #11 |
Try this shit
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DOPEEEEEEEEEEE MAG.
now get me in this beeyotch
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08-29-2016, 11:16 AM | #12 |
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Good job on dropping the mag. Takes time and effort
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08-29-2016, 12:29 PM | #14 |
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He was in last season finals.
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Thanks erryone.
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08-29-2016, 01:01 PM | #16 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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that indian chick is bad. Damn.
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08-29-2016, 02:10 PM | #17 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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That pretty nurse tho...
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Mami in the white two piece...
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08-29-2016, 02:51 PM | #19 |
Bags will be avenged
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You'd smash me on what you think is like a 7 but really it would be a 5
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