04-14-2018, 01:40 AM | #1 |
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El Muffin vs Elemental P (PIC BATTLE!!) - MUFF WINS
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04-14-2018, 01:47 AM | #2 |
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There u go .
Write for it so it can't be used n I won't post it nemore
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04-14-2018, 02:12 AM | #3 |
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QUOTE=Elemental P;657814]
There you go @El Muffin[/QUOTE] I'm gonna hibachi that ass I will sit here n cook no pun intended xD "Hi I'm lmnop from LetsBeef n my styles great guise. I can string syllables minimal biblical Seminole haha see u guise roast n do gunbars that's it ^^Fk pleading the "Fifth Element" :you won't last in this clash b Nig I won't let 'One Multi Pass!': but u def a Weirdo bih that has Crashed in a Taxi shit is a cake walk: heat in abundance. I'm right n ur wrong gettin that Straight Talk: u can't keep it a 100 if thas not even the price of ur phone Metro PCS? pure accident n Element remembers it grim Wish he cud Switch Carriers n Go to Sprint like his dad when his ma was pregnant w/ HIM "Id hit a few up" loud cappin, hashtaggin, braggin as if u clappin dem buns But How u keepin dem 'chickens cooped' up w/ some wack ass shorts patterned after em sonnnnnn Outfit mix like A Jew n a Christian. Or a fool n sum Wisdom I'd tell u 2 Change Attire, Clean Interior but dats just wut u do 4 a livin Face screams " next to hop in a coma" that shits not of the norm, bruh Alt universe : dis a yung @ill nik-A. W/ blunt force trauma & if he nvr cop'd a Diploma I see your govt name kid! You a SNITCH N I heard ur a snake Your a 'Mark, Mcgwire'. N ion gotta be from VA to know your the Bird of the State ^ thassa Cardinal bihh xD . ur nose makin me type w/ a grin u sneeze? uon JUST say Bless You. U make us believe Jesus fkn Died 4 our Sins ima confident demon. In ur mom's guts launchin sum semen "u won't balee how Faded I am"-- BUT i BELIEVE u dry ass w/ that Towel n NVR wash it U HEATHEN Said u look like my nig Nik was a joke in comparing WE go way back in the Gap . YOU go way bk in the Gap to return the clothes that ur wearing DOHpe BIH WELCOME TO OLYMPUS
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04-14-2018, 11:00 PM | #4 |
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Aiiite Joie,.....look I said...
You need HAARP to Force A Win, this tranny cant Afford a Dick/ When you post ur pic, I didn't realize I'd be battling Porky Pigs Aborted Kid/ You Dhope? Is like saying that Kid Finnys Post had the most Lit Videos/ You spit shitty flows, who the fuck put Miss Piggys Nose in Hip Indie Clothes?/ I can smell this Pigs Stench from the Pic Sent, someone light an Incense/ Looking like you graduated with Honors fucking ur sister, but Minor Incest/ Take ya shot and Fire his Best, like ya top shelf I Can Spray, in Order to Be Clean/ This battles a slaughter as it Seams, you coming up Shorter than ya Sleeves/ No lie, you get Sith, how many midachlorians you need to Force Lines?/ I'm about to put the heat to Muffin, Man, then jack em when his Dough Rise/ You fuck with Crack Heads and Hoe Types, one punch will Break this Guys Mouth/ Fuck you and your meth Whore, if I wanted to bang ur chick I'd Lay a Line Out/ Your fate is mine now, ya verse reading like a Haiku with no Battle Theme/ Beat em when pigs fly, got tossed and seen Swine Flu off the Balcony/ Your taste in women? Crack heads and dope fiends, jacked up on Codeine/ Make your Neck Snap when you Blow me, that'll make you Head back, like Nose Bleeds/ You posting selfies in a Tranny Stall, basically waiting for his Mating Call/ Even if you got guns, this retard will forget the clip, like Lazy Broads with Training Bras/ Guess you Hate to Brawl, because he's the most Transgender, Man Ever/ And this fuckers Mixed Race is a Disgrace to his Clan Members Ancestors!// |
04-15-2018, 12:29 PM | #5 |
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This was a dope battle tbr..
Muff got the w. Had me lololoing for real. For elemental looking like he could be a boss if he keeps crafting his style a bit more. Thought he had some dope shit man. Muff change attire and sprint leaned me lol Lmnop Thought that pigs fly shit was dope. Cool how younworked around the nose concept and shit. I mean the miss piggy shit is kinda meh but i feel what ubwas trying to do man. You keep having battles and ull be a beast in no time. Diggin ur syllables play in the lines also. A lot of our dopest battlers dont do that much as to not sacrifice content. Ehich you prolly did a little here with some words just for the sake of making the rhyme. Work more on punches and lols man. Do some homework. I suggest you go read a bunch of old nbl battles. Take what u need from the shit and forge ur style a bit more Votee muff
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04-18-2018, 03:57 PM | #6 |
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^^Fk pleading the "Fifth Element" :you won't last in this clash b
Nig I won't let 'One Multi Pass!': but u def a Weirdo bih that has Crashed in a Taxi shit is a cake walk: heat in abundance. I'm right n ur wrong gettin that Straight Talk: u can't keep it a 100 if thas not even the price of ur phone Metro PCS? pure accident n Element remembers it grim Wish he cud Switch Carriers n Go to Sprint like his dad when his ma was pregnant w/ HIM Outfit mix like A Jew n a Christian. Or a fool n sum Wisdom I'd tell u 2 Change Attire, Clean Interior but dats just wut u do 4 a livin ^flip was nice so I quoted even tho the wordplays been done 100 times I see your govt name kid! You a SNITCH N I heard ur a snake Your a 'Mark, Mcgwire'. N ion gotta be from VA to know your the Bird of the State Said u look like my nig Nik was a joke in comparing WE go way back in the Gap . YOU go way bk in the Gap to return the clothes that ur wearing pretty hilarious and consistent verse.. change carriers & sprint was quite clever vs. No lie, you get Sith, how many midachlorians you need to Force Lines?/ I'm about to put the heat to Muffin, Man, then jack em when his Dough Rise/ Your taste in women? Crack heads and dope fiends, jacked up on Codeine/ Make your Neck Snap when you Blow me, that'll make you Head back, like Nose Bleeds/ swine flu had potential had potential but needed to be developed better imo Fun read... I've got Muff here with more zingers, creative concepts, and less basic & more consistent punches... Elemntal you have nice multi's, I just think too many ideas had been done or were a little ezboard.... keep at it Vote - El Muffin
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04-22-2018, 07:56 AM | #7 |
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04-22-2018, 02:53 PM | #8 |
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El P only had about 3 hits - Porky's kid, incest & nosebleeds. Whereas Muf only had 3 misses, the rest were solid to dope.
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04-24-2018, 07:24 PM | #9 |
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Word, congrats muff.
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04-30-2018, 11:03 AM | #14 |
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Muff won. El P had 2-3 cool hits & some better multis an structure but alot of them disses were ehh read like a grindtime cypher or something lol....but Muff had more hit where it counted.
V -- Muff El P's best: No lie, you get Sith, how many midachlorians you need to Force Lines?/ I'm about to put the heat to Muffin, Man, then jack em when his Dough Rise/ Your taste in women? Crack heads and dope fiends, jacked up on Codeine/ Make your Neck Snap when you Blow me, that'll make you Head back, like Nose Bleeds/ Last edited by Saint; 04-30-2018 at 11:30 AM. |
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