PETTY LarCENY

[Mike Wrecka]

Vicious vocabulary I'm known to frighten with words,
scopes fully calibrated to straight snipe at you nerds,
your life is absurd you peaked in 99, the happy days,
when people were still impressed with text rhyming accolades,
now your name doesn’t carry weight , nobody cares,
Lars searching for his voting ring but.... nobodies there,
he’s all alone and he’s scared, on his own unprepared,
lost validation from the other trolls so now he's in a zone of despair,
I'm known to be fair, so here , I’m someone you fools should avoid,
You two thinking your above the rest has me both amused and annoyed,
against us most battalions simply refuse to deploy,
but MMLP came out of hiding just to be abused and destroyed,
I'm used to the noise, of victims taking their last breath,
after all these years I’m still here and haven’t been surpassed yet,
in this style I can beat sral without any exertion,
dudes uncle rico, jared from subway and p diddy all rolled into one person,
we the most consistent, through every rhyme my camp stays the meanest,
while that verse you posted had more ups and downs than a trampolinist,
we are all in agreement this guy is disgusting and foreign,
and in the discussion forum everything he discusses is boring, ,
don’t give this lame legal advice he'll go away if we all just ignore him,

so seriously everyone just ignore him

hey MMLPs played out concepts look fun maybe I’ll try ‘em ,
Baron you couldn’t get laid even if you were Hawaiian,
ok enough of that trash, on a collab you're useless it's true,
you know Lars was desperate when he had to resort to recruiting you,
MMLP you fruity dude , fawning over another man isn’t natural,
you so enamored with Marshall Mathers you call Stan a casual,
going against me on this type of diss track is a mistake,
everyone already thought you sucked how much more of this can you take,
and Lars has never posted anything where I said this is sick I'm impressed ,
the best fiction he's ever written is when he rewrote the history of text,
and made himself a main character thinking that gave him permission to flex,
but feds coming to the crib soon he'll be sitting in prison perplexed ,
he could never envision this mess,now he perpetually lives in distress,
his track record is to tantrum and become a bitch when he's pressed,
this simp thinks he’s the best, it’s illogical right?,
the only people that give him props are those that’ve never read a topical in their life,
he’s the king of begging for votes, and swaying behind the scenes,
this guy misses his online friends so much he wishes he had a time machine,
the past is his everything he’ll do anything to make it last,
he’s even willing to sneak a phone into jail up his ass,
so he could log onto netcees and defend his online reputation,
while slandering those that are a threat with malicious defamation,
so the more you bash someone that more it proves you’re afraid,
that’s why anytime my names brought up you choose to crusade,
but I refuse to be slayed, we will not be dispersed,
the reason I'm pissed is because I had to actually read an MMLP verse,
nothing could be worse, srsly you guys should quit this as a hobby,
my bad Genocide all I left for you was their dead bodies

[Master Rock]

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

the best fiction he's ever written is when he rewrote the history of text,
and made himself a main character thinking that gave him permission to flex,

This hit!

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

he’s the king of begging for votes, and swaying behind the scenes,
this guy misses his online friends so much he wishes he had a time machine,

The gut punch.