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09-06-2013, 02:35 PM

hush i am the apex of apex predators

aero even can't touch

i am the polar bear of the arctic imprisoned by choice in the black dolphin of russia for threatening to kill of the snow tiger just by being in the same territory

not fair

...the Nagger · 09-06-2013, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by God Of War

eddie look at this crazy fucker

lol wtf

...the Nagger · 09-06-2013, 02:55 PM

@Diode you mad?

Witty · 09-06-2013, 02:57 PM

Fucks a bonobo?

God Of War · 09-06-2013, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ...the Munster

lol wtf

yo i went to dudes website he does that shit with lions and hippos ns hit rofl that dude is fucking crazy

Jim Blaze · 09-06-2013, 03:05 PM

The first wall of text looks scary as fuck. V wall of virus.

...the Nagger · 09-06-2013, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Fucks a bonobo?

updated with pics

Sharp · 09-06-2013, 04:19 PM

v/dia

Mike Wrecka · 09-06-2013, 04:46 PM

yo that guy aint got nothin on turtleman

09-06-2013, 05:21 PM

Live action lol

God Of War · 09-06-2013, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

yo that guy aint got nothin on turtleman

LINKS

uh-oh · 09-06-2013, 09:30 PM

PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
HYENA VS. BONOBO (battle of the week)
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

komodo dragon vs. python is tough but i got the komodo dragon. the pyton could definately squeeze the guts out of it, but i see it like YO

THEY SQUARE OFF. THE KOMODO IS LIKE WTF THIS BIG ASS SNAKE IS FOLLOWING ME. SO IT TURNS AROUND LIKE WATUP B DON'T YOU KNOW IM A FUCKING DRAGON. SNAKE IS LIKE HMHMHM IM EVIL. DRAGON RUSHES. SNAKE STRIKES. SNAKE HAS STRUCK OUT AND BIT AND LATCHED ON TO ITS SHOULDER. THE KOMODO STARTS GNAWING ON HIM. THE PYTHON BEGINS TO TRY TO WRAP. THE KOMODO IS FLIPPIN THO. BEING A G SHAKING OFF DEATHS EMBRACE. EVERY SECOND DEADLY BACTERIA IS ENTERING THE PYTHON, AND AS IT STRUGGLES ITS BLOOD PUMPS THE BACTERIA THROUGH ITS SYSTEM. THE DRAGON LOSES GRIP AND THE PYTHON STARTS WRAPPING, THE KOMODO BITES AGAIN. THE PYTHON IS FUCKING DRUNK FROM POISON. HE STARTS SQUEEZING HARD. EVERY BREATH THE KOMODO EXHALES THE PYTHON GETS ANOTHER COIL ON HIM AND SQUEEZES MORE. THE PYTHON IS FALTERING WITH THE DRAGON. THE PYTHON IS TOO FUCKED UP TO FINISH HIS DEATH GRIP. HE BEGINS TO DIE AND THE KOMODO CONTINUES BITING AND GNAWING IT TO DEATH. CLASH OF TITANS.

that might actually be the battle of the week. and i dunno the python might get him. they kill gators, but gators are dumb as shit, slow and don't got the agility

wild boar vs. cougar

BOAR DOING BOAR SHIT. WATSUP OH SHIT HERE'S SOME SHRUBBERY SNORT SNORT. COUGAR UP THE HILL. STALKING. BOAR NOTICES SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT. WHERE DID THE BIRDS GO? THE BOAR GETS PISSED AND STARTS THUGGIN. HUFFIN AND SNORTING. CHARGING AT NOTHING. THE COUGARS CHILLING LIKE LOOK AT THIS DUMB MEAT HEAD. THE BOAR KEEPS UP HIS CHARGES AT NOTHING UNTIL HE REALIZES HE'S JUST STONED FROM THE MUSHROOMS HE FORAGED AND DECIDES TO RELAX. (INSERT COUGAR SCREAM "RAROWROWWWWWWW") BOARS DEAD. NEVER SEEN HIM COMING.

HYENA VS. BONOBO.

THE CHIMP IS THUGGIN. HE JUST NUTTED IN SOME SLUT CHIMP WHO'S BEEN GOING FROM TROOP TO TROOP AROUND THE JUNGLE. SHE SAID HIS BALLS WERE DOPE AND HE'S PROUD. A HYENA EMERGES. QUEUE THE SWIRLING BATTLE SCREEN AND ANTHEM. THE CHIMP GOES APESHIT. HE CHARGES. THE HYENAS LIKE WTF THIS NIGGA CRAY. SORTA DOES THAT DUMB DOG BACKSTEP. CHIMP IS UPON HIM. HE THUNDERS DOWN A SLAP AND GRABS HOLD OF THE HYENA AND STARTS BITING HIS SIDE/SPINE. HYENAS LIKE YELP WTF HE'S GOT THUMBS. THEN HE REMEMBERS HE'S A HYENA AND HE HAS THE MOST POWERFUL BITE FORCE OF ANYTHING. HE SPINS AND BITES THE CHIMP AND BREAKS HIS ARM. THE CHIMP LETS OUT THAT OH SHIT I GOT TRANQUILISERED SQUEEL. THE HYENA PRESSES THE ATTACK. HE GETS DONKED ON THE HEAD WITH AN APE HAND. THE APE GRABS HIM BY THE LEG AND THROWS HIM INTO A TREE. THE HYENA TRIES TO ESCAPE. THE CHIMP GIVES CHASE. AS HE IS CATCHING UP THE HYENA TURNS AND BITES HIM AGAIN. THIS TIME IN THE SHOULDER/ARMPIT. ARTERIES ARE HIT. ARM IS MANGLED BEYOND USE NOW. CHIMP TRIES TO FLEE AND IS MURDERED IN A ***OPHANY OF YEEEOOOORP SOUNDS.

KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

BIG DUMB ASS DOG RUNS UP ON KANGAROO. KANGAROO DISEMBOWELS IT. THE END.

uh-oh · 09-06-2013, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by God Of War

what can kill a grizzly

A POLAR BEAR

another grizzly

a man

a tiger (maybe)

thats about it. other than big HO SHIT. like hippo's or elephants. maybe a rhino.

uh-oh · 09-06-2013, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by God Of War

LINKS

the turtleman is a G

call of the wildman.

dude caught an emu yo. most of the time he's just catching oppossums, raccoons, snakes, beavers, shit like that. barehanded tho (he's got gloves, but no tranquilizers no nothing. just grabs them shits.) but word any CRITTER you can think of. seen him catch foxes, skunks, everything basically.

God Of War · 09-06-2013, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by uh-oh

the turtleman is a G

call of the wildman.

dude caught an emu yo. most of the time he's just catching oppossums, raccoons, snakes, beavers, shit like that. barehanded tho (he's got gloves, but no tranquilizers no nothing. just grabs them shits.) but word any CRITTER you can think of. seen him catch foxes, skunks, everything basically.

is he on youtube/???? or netflix or something??? i love shit like that dawg

Mike Wrecka · 09-07-2013, 12:20 AM

its a show on discovery channel

http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows...man-videos.htm

...the Nagger · 09-23-2013, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
HYENA VS. BONOBO (battle of the week)
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

komodo dragon vs. python is tough but i got the komodo dragon. the pyton could definately squeeze the guts out of it, but i see it like YO

THEY SQUARE OFF. THE KOMODO IS LIKE WTF THIS BIG ASS SNAKE IS FOLLOWING ME. SO IT TURNS AROUND LIKE WATUP B DON'T YOU KNOW IM A FUCKING DRAGON. SNAKE IS LIKE HMHMHM IM EVIL. DRAGON RUSHES. SNAKE STRIKES. SNAKE HAS STRUCK OUT AND BIT AND LATCHED ON TO ITS SHOULDER. THE KOMODO STARTS GNAWING ON HIM. THE PYTHON BEGINS TO TRY TO WRAP. THE KOMODO IS FLIPPIN THO. BEING A G SHAKING OFF DEATHS EMBRACE. EVERY SECOND DEADLY BACTERIA IS ENTERING THE PYTHON, AND AS IT STRUGGLES ITS BLOOD PUMPS THE BACTERIA THROUGH ITS SYSTEM. THE DRAGON LOSES GRIP AND THE PYTHON STARTS WRAPPING, THE KOMODO BITES AGAIN. THE PYTHON IS FUCKING DRUNK FROM POISON. HE STARTS SQUEEZING HARD. EVERY BREATH THE KOMODO EXHALES THE PYTHON GETS ANOTHER COIL ON HIM AND SQUEEZES MORE. THE PYTHON IS FALTERING WITH THE DRAGON. THE PYTHON IS TOO FUCKED UP TO FINISH HIS DEATH GRIP. HE BEGINS TO DIE AND THE KOMODO CONTINUES BITING AND GNAWING IT TO DEATH. CLASH OF TITANS.

that might actually be the battle of the week. and i dunno the python might get him. they kill gators, but gators are dumb as shit, slow and don't got the agility

wild boar vs. cougar

BOAR DOING BOAR SHIT. WATSUP OH SHIT HERE'S SOME SHRUBBERY SNORT SNORT. COUGAR UP THE HILL. STALKING. BOAR NOTICES SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT. WHERE DID THE BIRDS GO? THE BOAR GETS PISSED AND STARTS THUGGIN. HUFFIN AND SNORTING. CHARGING AT NOTHING. THE COUGARS CHILLING LIKE LOOK AT THIS DUMB MEAT HEAD. THE BOAR KEEPS UP HIS CHARGES AT NOTHING UNTIL HE REALIZES HE'S JUST STONED FROM THE MUSHROOMS HE FORAGED AND DECIDES TO RELAX. (INSERT COUGAR SCREAM "RAROWROWWWWWWW") BOARS DEAD. NEVER SEEN HIM COMING.

HYENA VS. BONOBO.

THE CHIMP IS THUGGIN. HE JUST NUTTED IN SOME SLUT CHIMP WHO'S BEEN GOING FROM TROOP TO TROOP AROUND THE JUNGLE. SHE SAID HIS BALLS WERE DOPE AND HE'S PROUD. A HYENA EMERGES. QUEUE THE SWIRLING BATTLE SCREEN AND ANTHEM. THE CHIMP GOES APESHIT. HE CHARGES. THE HYENAS LIKE WTF THIS NIGGA CRAY. SORTA DOES THAT DUMB DOG BACKSTEP. CHIMP IS UPON HIM. HE THUNDERS DOWN A SLAP AND GRABS HOLD OF THE HYENA AND STARTS BITING HIS SIDE/SPINE. HYENAS LIKE YELP WTF HE'S GOT THUMBS. THEN HE REMEMBERS HE'S A HYENA AND HE HAS THE MOST POWERFUL BITE FORCE OF ANYTHING. HE SPINS AND BITES THE CHIMP AND BREAKS HIS ARM. THE CHIMP LETS OUT THAT OH SHIT I GOT TRANQUILISERED SQUEEL. THE HYENA PRESSES THE ATTACK. HE GETS DONKED ON THE HEAD WITH AN APE HAND. THE APE GRABS HIM BY THE LEG AND THROWS HIM INTO A TREE. THE HYENA TRIES TO ESCAPE. THE CHIMP GIVES CHASE. AS HE IS CATCHING UP THE HYENA TURNS AND BITES HIM AGAIN. THIS TIME IN THE SHOULDER/ARMPIT. ARTERIES ARE HIT. ARM IS MANGLED BEYOND USE NOW. CHIMP TRIES TO FLEE AND IS MURDERED IN A ***OPHANY OF YEEEOOOORP SOUNDS.

KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

BIG DUMB ASS DOG RUNS UP ON KANGAROO. KANGAROO DISEMBOWELS IT. THE END.

lol how did I miss this initially

09-06-2013, 02:57 PM	#24
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Fucks a bonobo? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

09-06-2013, 04:46 PM	#29
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,520 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	yo that guy aint got nothin on turtleman __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

09-07-2013, 12:20 AM	#36
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,520 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	its a show on discovery channel http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows...man-videos.htm __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

09-06-2013, 02:35 PM	#21
Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	hush i am the apex of apex predators aero even can't touch i am the polar bear of the arctic imprisoned by choice in the black dolphin of russia for threatening to kill of the snow tiger just by being in the same territory not fair

09-06-2013, 02:55 PM	#23
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,862 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781384	@Diode you mad?

09-06-2013, 03:05 PM	#26
Jim Blaze Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 555 Rep Power: 2893098	The first wall of text looks scary as fuck. V wall of virus.

09-06-2013, 04:19 PM	#28
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601535	v/dia

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Rawn M.D. Guest Posts: n/a	Live action lol

09-06-2013, 09:30 PM	#32
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR HYENA VS. BONOBO (battle of the week) KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF komodo dragon vs. python is tough but i got the komodo dragon. the pyton could definately squeeze the guts out of it, but i see it like YO THEY SQUARE OFF. THE KOMODO IS LIKE WTF THIS BIG ASS SNAKE IS FOLLOWING ME. SO IT TURNS AROUND LIKE WATUP B DON'T YOU KNOW IM A FUCKING DRAGON. SNAKE IS LIKE HMHMHM IM EVIL. DRAGON RUSHES. SNAKE STRIKES. SNAKE HAS STRUCK OUT AND BIT AND LATCHED ON TO ITS SHOULDER. THE KOMODO STARTS GNAWING ON HIM. THE PYTHON BEGINS TO TRY TO WRAP. THE KOMODO IS FLIPPIN THO. BEING A G SHAKING OFF DEATHS EMBRACE. EVERY SECOND DEADLY BACTERIA IS ENTERING THE PYTHON, AND AS IT STRUGGLES ITS BLOOD PUMPS THE BACTERIA THROUGH ITS SYSTEM. THE DRAGON LOSES GRIP AND THE PYTHON STARTS WRAPPING, THE KOMODO BITES AGAIN. THE PYTHON IS FUCKING DRUNK FROM POISON. HE STARTS SQUEEZING HARD. EVERY BREATH THE KOMODO EXHALES THE PYTHON GETS ANOTHER COIL ON HIM AND SQUEEZES MORE. THE PYTHON IS FALTERING WITH THE DRAGON. THE PYTHON IS TOO FUCKED UP TO FINISH HIS DEATH GRIP. HE BEGINS TO DIE AND THE KOMODO CONTINUES BITING AND GNAWING IT TO DEATH. CLASH OF TITANS. that might actually be the battle of the week. and i dunno the python might get him. they kill gators, but gators are dumb as shit, slow and don't got the agility wild boar vs. cougar BOAR DOING BOAR SHIT. WATSUP OH SHIT HERE'S SOME SHRUBBERY SNORT SNORT. COUGAR UP THE HILL. STALKING. BOAR NOTICES SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT. WHERE DID THE BIRDS GO? THE BOAR GETS PISSED AND STARTS THUGGIN. HUFFIN AND SNORTING. CHARGING AT NOTHING. THE COUGARS CHILLING LIKE LOOK AT THIS DUMB MEAT HEAD. THE BOAR KEEPS UP HIS CHARGES AT NOTHING UNTIL HE REALIZES HE'S JUST STONED FROM THE MUSHROOMS HE FORAGED AND DECIDES TO RELAX. (INSERT COUGAR SCREAM "RAROWROWWWWWWW") BOARS DEAD. NEVER SEEN HIM COMING. HYENA VS. BONOBO. THE CHIMP IS THUGGIN. HE JUST NUTTED IN SOME SLUT CHIMP WHO'S BEEN GOING FROM TROOP TO TROOP AROUND THE JUNGLE. SHE SAID HIS BALLS WERE DOPE AND HE'S PROUD. A HYENA EMERGES. QUEUE THE SWIRLING BATTLE SCREEN AND ANTHEM. THE CHIMP GOES APESHIT. HE CHARGES. THE HYENAS LIKE WTF THIS NIGGA CRAY. SORTA DOES THAT DUMB DOG BACKSTEP. CHIMP IS UPON HIM. HE THUNDERS DOWN A SLAP AND GRABS HOLD OF THE HYENA AND STARTS BITING HIS SIDE/SPINE. HYENAS LIKE YELP WTF HE'S GOT THUMBS. THEN HE REMEMBERS HE'S A HYENA AND HE HAS THE MOST POWERFUL BITE FORCE OF ANYTHING. HE SPINS AND BITES THE CHIMP AND BREAKS HIS ARM. THE CHIMP LETS OUT THAT OH SHIT I GOT TRANQUILISERED SQUEEL. THE HYENA PRESSES THE ATTACK. HE GETS DONKED ON THE HEAD WITH AN APE HAND. THE APE GRABS HIM BY THE LEG AND THROWS HIM INTO A TREE. THE HYENA TRIES TO ESCAPE. THE CHIMP GIVES CHASE. AS HE IS CATCHING UP THE HYENA TURNS AND BITES HIM AGAIN. THIS TIME IN THE SHOULDER/ARMPIT. ARTERIES ARE HIT. ARM IS MANGLED BEYOND USE NOW. CHIMP TRIES TO FLEE AND IS MURDERED IN A ***OPHANY OF YEEEOOOORP SOUNDS. KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF BIG DUMB ASS DOG RUNS UP ON KANGAROO. KANGAROO DISEMBOWELS IT. THE END.