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Old 02-11-2022, 12:47 PM   #1
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Congrats to both teams for making it all the way to the Finals. I'll post a mag up sometime in the next few days.

I suggest a line limit of 10 lines per PERSON. That's 20 lines per TEAM. But it's the finals, and it's up to the teams decide what you want to do.

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Old 02-21-2022, 05:35 PM   #2
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift
She’s texting me in code & trust me it isn’t for nada
There’s layers to that eggplant… I call that shit a moussaka
Heard y’all struggled conceiving & it’s what you found the hardest
Threw ur kids into those walls repeatedly & only one that lived came out retarded
Yeeeeesh @ that baby’s face. Even its mother can’t view it and bond
If you thought Barc wordplays looked bad wait til you see what that uterus spawned
Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home
They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones
& ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do
Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke
That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose
He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells
When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels”
Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me
If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively
And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death
Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth
An East European & a Canadian… these two losers are sooo nerdy
I said Blue w/ a gun was jokes worthy. My bad, - he’s carried a Pole this whole tourney
If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie
Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES
The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper
You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor
Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing
She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting
Go ahead & bring the Australia jokes. Keep thinking those lines are clever B
Let’s be real - you making it to the finals is a bigger Croc than I could EVER see
You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down
Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now
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Old 02-21-2022, 11:38 PM   #3
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Austin,

i HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes
my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line
there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief
i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks
women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past
last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass
i do whatever i want, nothing hangs over me in this life
if Aero’s Left to his Own Devices...there’s a Strap-On & Prostate Machine to his right
& your claims about this “deep black voice” are just crazy to me
we heard you in Discord – you got a Whitenoise that could put my baby to sleep
didnt sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged
in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days
just a shy guy that hides from conversation and stands to the far right
Austin only inserts himself cuz when placed in his shoes the man is almost Lars height
just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be
a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE”
death by suffocation. don’t be surprised when nookie is his doom
fuck the Logo on a Package - you’ll see Little Aero under a Black Amazon looking in his room
^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean
won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive
Dom’ll mention our history but you’ll always be a hoe to me Chad
its true you may have 1-2 battles - but i swept you in all 3 of those that we had
& yaa i just became a father, well behaved this kid is lit
he isn’t much of a Handfull at all…and neither is your bitches tit
take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West
if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex
mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill
you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill
lost my wood looking at your wifes pic, kinda sore on the eyes
she Hit the Screen & Collapsed the D faster than Maya Moore in her prime
dope lines are few and far between, you fuckin dorks just ain’t kings
with all the Big Air we’re seeing between the Gaps y’all should have on boards in Beijing
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Old 02-22-2022, 09:33 AM   #4
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This is the best battle I’ve read in (possibly?) years.

Props guys. I’ll vote when I get home.
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Old 02-23-2022, 04:18 PM   #5
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift
Typos or something here? Clumsy start
She’s texting me in code & trust me it isn’t for nada
There’s layers to that eggplant… I call that shit a moussaka
Ok
Heard y’all struggled conceiving & it’s what you found the hardest
Threw ur kids into those walls repeatedly & only one that lived came out retarded
Decent
Yeeeeesh @ that baby’s face. Even its mother can’t view it and bond
If you thought Barc wordplays looked bad wait til you see what that uterus spawned
Lol come on
Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home
They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones
Lmao this is better
& ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do
Fire
Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke
That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose
Nice
He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells
When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels”
Cool
Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me
If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively
Lmaoo
And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death
Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth
Cool, can’t actually remember, did zuch not show in that?
An East European & a Canadian… these two losers are sooo nerdy
I said Blue w/ a gun was jokes worthy. My bad, - he’s carried a Pole this whole tourney
Lol nice
If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie
Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES
Lol ok
The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper
You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor
Nice
Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing
She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting
Wanna hate it but it’s kinda funny
Go ahead & bring the Australia jokes. Keep thinking those lines are clever B
Let’s be real - you making it to the finals is a bigger Croc than I could EVER see
Nah
You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down
Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now
Ok



I HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes
my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line
Ok
there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief
i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks
Lol fire
women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past
last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass
Hahaha
i do whatever i want, nothing hangs over me in this life
if Aero’s Left to his Own Devices...there’s a Strap-On & Prostate Machine to his right
Lmao
& your claims about this “deep black voice” are just crazy to me
we heard you in Discord – you got a Whitenoise that could put my baby to sleep
Nahh
Didn’t sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged
in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days
Nice
just a shy guy that hides from conversation and stands to the far right
Austin only inserts himself cuz when placed in his shoes the man is almost Lars height
Nope
just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be
a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE”
Haha nice
death by suffocation. don’t be surprised when nookie is his doom
fuck the Logo on a Package - you’ll see Little Aero under a Black Amazon looking in his room
Don’t get it
^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean
won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive
Nice misdirection
Dom’ll mention our history but you’ll always be a hoe to me Chad
its true you may have 1-2 battles - but i swept you in all 3 of those that we had
Ok
& yaa i just became a father, well behaved this kid is lit
he isn’t much of a Handfull at all…and neither is your bitches tit
Lol
take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West
if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex
Lmaooo fire
mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill
you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill
Don’t get it
lost my wood looking at your wifes pic, kinda sore on the eyes
she Hit the Screen & Collapsed the D faster than Maya Moore in her prime
Had to look it up but it works
dope lines are few and far between, you fuckin dorks just ain’t kings
with all the Big Air we’re seeing between the Gaps y’all should have on boards in Beijing
No



Good job boys.. Both enjoyable reads, I liked My Little Friend and Shrimp on the barbie Best Buy both verses were comedy. I think aero/Dom edged it with less misses but wouldn’t be surprised if either win

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valentines was a nope, wording way off 0
moussaka aight 2
retarded was ok 2
Barc wordplay was laughs 4
heating up with milestones 4
formula yep, diggin it 4
wiff ok 3
sneeze was corny 2
Scarface line is too similar to mine in the archives here 0
reds was ehhh 1
Pole jokes are oldies 1
boobies giggled but was corny 2
Jamie ok 3
jousting aight joke 2
croc is old and no good 0
fucks with cant even 4



worded lines straightforward 2
no strings solid 4
lol funny but a lil corny 3
own devices coulda been fire but 3
had a poltegiest white noise concept, didnt like this 0
bball was ehhh 1
wordinf a lil off here 1
hoodvent is clever but must be missing a personal for me 1
big black girls? lol dunno mannn 0
i get the theme but ehh 1
123 straightforward 1
tit was funny, short and sweet 4
barbie ok 3
this is fire if i didnt have to search it 3
moore is decent 2
beijing ehhh 2

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very close.. if stamps ended well they coulda taken it.. but the barc/milestones/formula lines did it for me.. surprised havent read much of aero and dom so i thought zuch and blue were taking this one.. but

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Old 02-24-2022, 06:49 AM   #7
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift
Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home
They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones
& ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do
Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke
That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose
Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me
If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively
And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death
Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth
If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie
Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES
Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing
She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting
You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down
Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now

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there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief
i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks
just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be
a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE”
^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean
won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive
mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill
you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill

Hope it's cool for me to vote on this. I decided to read it after seeing User's post and I thought it was a hell of a battle.

AP - I don't think I know either guy (unless they've changed names over the years) but goddamn. Every now and again I'll read a battle and it's been a while since anything has clicked for me, but this verse was something else. The concepts were great and the wording was incredible. The Scarface line is a prime example - that could have sucked if it was worded badly, but it was perfectly done. I think the closer was my favourite line - great concept, worded perfectly.

Stamps - No strings attached was cool. I think the hoodvent line was my favourite, funny concept and well worded. Can't conceive was good. I had to look up the Cad Bane line but it's creative as hell.

I thought this was a great battle and Stamps posted a very good verse, but for me, AP's verse was off the charts.

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Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home
They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones
& ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do
The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper
You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor


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I HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes
my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line
women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past
last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass

take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West
if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex


Pretty much tied in quotes here, some other decent likes throughout the verse but these are what stood out the most. I think blue could’ve taken this one if he wanted to. That formula bar was so fire.


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Blue doesn’t want me to vote.

I offered.
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Blue doesn’t want me to vote.

I offered.
I would have been cool with your vote.


Blue got stuck writing that entire verse. I let my team down.



Thanks to all that voted. Great verse, Dom.
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ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do
Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke
That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose
He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells
When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels”
Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me
If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively
And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death
Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth
If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie
Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES
The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper
You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor

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there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief
i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks
Didn’t sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged
in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days
just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be
a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE”
take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West
if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex
mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill
you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill


This was a dope battle but AP got this w/ some fire bars, really good finals props to both...hoodvent bar was dope. Af tho this is close
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Compared notes w/ your wifey Blue. Yaaa that gal & I riffed
I had you pegged you as a loser. She had you pegged you as a Valentine’s gift

8/10 good, just not a haymaker

She’s texting me in code & trust me it isn’t for nada
There’s layers to that eggplant… I call that shit a moussaka

8/10 funny-ish

Heard y’all struggled conceiving & it’s what you found the hardest
Threw ur kids into those walls repeatedly & only one that lived came out retarded

8/10 cool

Yeeeeesh @ that baby’s face. Even its mother can’t view it and bond
If you thought Barc wordplays looked bad wait til you see what that uterus spawned

8/10 kinda funny

Send my shooters to ya house. I give a fuck if your child’s home
They’ll point, wave & clap in the crib … your kid won’t be reaching those milestones

8/10 the thing that kinda irks me about this one is I wouldnt consider the ability to wave, point, or clap to be a milestone. Walking and talking are the primary ones

& ya wifey breastfeeding? When I’m done w/ her it’s over Blue
I ain’t joking dude. Better hope your kid likes formula as much as your voters do

8.5/10 cool idea

Last round verse was garbage. How these dudes prevail is a joke
That was the biggest whiff I EVER saw, except when Zuch inhales through his nose

7/10

He walking round with that giant beak taking in twice the smells
When he sneeze the response isn’t “bless you” it’s “the power of Christ compels”

7/10 kinda funny but lacking

Thinks he’s Scarface w/ that ‘caine charge.. won’t catch the delusion stressin me
If he’s yelling SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND he’s wing-manning for Blue aggressively

i dig this, comedy 8.5/10

And pouring wine as a job just proves he’s a loser to death
Serves full bodied reds alllll day but can’t even show up against User & Seth

lol this is dope to me 9/10

An East European & a Canadian… these two losers are sooo nerdy
I said Blue w/ a gun was jokes worthy. My bad, - he’s carried a Pole this whole tourney

8/10

If my investments dip I turn the numbers around – you’ll see my green get bougie
Last time Zuch turned numbers around the calculator screen said BOOBIES

wording could've been a little cleaner, but good 8.5/10

The wound won’t heal for a longgg time after I come for your paper
You gotta keep it under wraps for months like Jaime did about fucking the neighbor

eh 7/10

Now she’s out there whoring for heroin money and reeeeally doesn’t look arousing
She’s taking pole after pole and staying on that horse like she’s good at jousting

kinda corny, 7/10

Go ahead & bring the Australia jokes. Keep thinking those lines are clever B
Let’s be real - you making it to the finals is a bigger Croc than I could EVER see

cool 8/10

You ain’t beat me in a decade Blue. It’s nothing new – you need to lie down
Record against me’s some white girl drama… you literally can’t Even right now

nah not really feeling this as a closer 7/10


overall 125.5 / 160 -- 78.43%

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i HATE seeing you cocky like you’re dropping murderous rhymes
my god, you just had your first Top Punch since RW...& Dom worded the line

ok opener, not really landing for me 7/10

there’s reallly no comparing the women we sex in sheets for stress relief
i fuck mine with No Strings Attached...yours have been tied to the bed for weeks

cool 8/10

women think youre gay as hell so dating’s now a thing of the past
last time a bitch told you she ‘knew a good spot’ you asked her to finger your ass

lol funny 8/10

i do whatever i want, nothing hangs over me in this life
if Aero’s Left to his Own Devices...there’s a Strap-On & Prostate Machine to his right

i dig it 8.5/10

& your claims about this “deep black voice” are just crazy to me
we heard you in Discord – you got a Whitenoise that could put my baby to sleep

cool 8/10

didnt sell your stocks & now youre dead broke actin all raged
in the end i guess you Didn’t See the Floor - shit reminds me of your basketball days

eh i see what you're doing but doesn't really come off organically to me 7/10

just a shy guy that hides from conversation and stands to the far right
Austin only inserts himself cuz when placed in his shoes the man is almost Lars height

this one's kind of a miss for me 6/10

just remodeled my kitchen, chrome range sick as can be
a Hoodvent to Aero is crying to his boys “THE THUG LIFE JUST ISN’T FOR MEEE”

lol funny 8/10

death by suffocation. don’t be surprised when nookie is his doom
fuck the Logo on a Package - you’ll see Little Aero under a Black Amazon looking in his room

wording could've been a little better imo 8/10

^should i not have mentioned your girl's size?! maybe my plan was mean
won’t happen again dawg, Mum’s the word...she’ll never hear cuz you can’t conceive

cool 8/10

Dom’ll mention our history but you’ll always be a hoe to me Chad
its true you may have 1-2 battles - but i swept you in all 3 of those that we had

beating someone in 1-2 punch battles is a weird flex, 7.5/10

& yaa i just became a father, well behaved this kid is lit
he isn’t much of a Handfull at all…and neither is your bitches tit

eh ok 7/10

take the Aussie out your mouth & learn what we say in the West
if there’s a Shrimp on the Barbie welll, i guess Aero’s back to paying for sex

the barbie part feels kind of forced, the idea is cool 7.5/10

mouth-off it’s your mouth off. my connects fire slugs for the kill
you’ll see gats bang, Cad Bane - look Blue in the Face & have Plugs in your Grill

had to look it up cause i dont watch star wars but cool 8/10

lost my wood looking at your wifes pic, kinda sore on the eyes
she Hit the Screen & Collapsed the D faster than Maya Moore in her prime

cool idea, but weird choice to pick a WNBA player for this. I dig it for the progressiveness but most of us arent gonna know wtf this is without googling it. 7/10

dope lines are few and far between, you fuckin dorks just ain’t kings
with all the Big Air we’re seeing between the Gaps y’all should have on boards in Beijing

eh ok closer 7/10


120.5/160 -- 75.31%


overall I thought this was a great battle on both sides. I enjoy these longers battles because they really just come down to being able to consistently output good punches without making mistakes. It also makes it easier to conclude a decisive winner. I agree with user that this is the best battle I've read in a long time, and it sucks the voting here has gotten so stagnant. Still, someone had to come out the winner, and I felt that Dom/Aero came more aggressive, and a little bit more personal by taking jabs at blue's kid which is an advantage they had coming into this.

overall great battle, but mvgt Dom/Aero
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