Guys, what's up with hookers

kungfugrip · 05-17-2021, 02:21 AM

I mean, you tell this girl that you're a 4 time RBL champion, and she still demands an uber plus an up front fee

While I'm at it, what's up with the laying down blowjob? Id actually rather be watching Iron Man 3 than the lay downer.

Amen · 05-17-2021, 03:47 AM

Wtf is wrong with you?

kungfugrip · 05-17-2021, 03:58 AM

What, you like the lay down blowjob?

kungfugrip · 05-17-2021, 04:01 AM

Getting a BJ while laying down is like battling serge

Like, exciting for the battle, but like underwhelming because you have to look at serge

kungfugrip · 05-17-2021, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Amen

Wtf is wrong with you?

Listen alhamdullilah

Shut your fucking mouth forever. Go fucking face north and suck Muhammad's dick or whatever, but if you ever ask me whats wrong with me, ill stab you 18 times in the neck. Delete that slanderous comment or ill jailhouse stab you, your mom, your step dad and Mohammee himself during Ramadan you fucking faggot

kungfugrip · 05-17-2021, 04:12 AM

Your Mom sucked 19 dicks before you were born, and Mohammed sucked even more.

This fucking guy asks what's wrong with me. Bro go blow up yourself and 20 civilians in Tel Aviv and collect your 18 virgins. What's wrong with me he asks.

UPN Zuch · 05-17-2021, 10:29 AM

#lazarusvibes

Amen · 05-17-2021, 11:46 AM

He must think I’m Muslim or something, lol.

UPN Zuch · 05-17-2021, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

He must think I’m Muslim or something, lol.

It’s because you’re not white. Don’t worry about it.

Fracture · 05-17-2021, 12:35 PM

Whats wrong with laying down blow jobs?

Blue Bayou · 05-17-2021, 01:34 PM

Word. My jaw gets sore either way

Fracture · 05-17-2021, 03:23 PM

*fracture left group*

uh-oh · 05-17-2021, 05:34 PM

ive never related more to a topic in my whole life

Ouch · 05-19-2021, 11:37 PM

Yeah laying down or standing up or in a car... doesn’t make a difference to me I guess I don’t get it

Ouch · 05-19-2021, 11:49 PM

Only messed with one hooker before that I actually paid.. and it was just head.

I was in Memphis though... all black area... the hotel room was 35$ a night but I paid weekly... seemed legit because it was next to a Starbucks and an Applebee’s. The hoods I’ve been in don’t have Starbucks or apples bees right in it. Anyway, this super fine red head girl... this was like 5 years or so ago.. anyway comes up to me asks to come to my room, ask if I I had drugs etc.

I almost did it but I was like no way a clean looking white girl wearing Abercrombie and Fitch is here doing this. Well I looked out later and it was a cop, she’d ask people to pull around the back, white Ford Taurus would arrest them. Did it for awhile until it was obvious.

I’ve never really needed to do it though. I can go into a bar and get a girl in an hour or so, might not be top notch quality.. and sometimes might strike out but usually not.

Hush · 05-21-2021, 06:03 PM

Kung aka suburban ouch

josh s · 05-22-2021, 10:24 AM

U do realize bbw will blow you standing up iron man trilogy on for free just be nice and feed. Fucking fanook

PancakeBrah · 05-23-2021, 12:02 AM

This shit was hilarious

kungfugrip · 05-25-2021, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by josh s

U do realize bbw will blow you standing up iron man trilogy on for free just be nice and feed. Fucking fanook

Yeah ok good luck Hooker Expert PHd

kungfugrip · 05-25-2021, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

Kung aka suburban ouch

Yeah nothing screams streetsmart inner city guy than one single awkward encounter with a lady of the night that almost ends in an indictment

05-17-2021, 02:21 AM	#1
kungfugrip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 2,440 Rep Power: 76702	Guys, what's up with hookers I mean, you tell this girl that you're a 4 time RBL champion, and she still demands an uber plus an up front fee While I'm at it, what's up with the laying down blowjob? Id actually rather be watching Iron Man 3 than the lay downer.

05-17-2021, 12:35 PM	#10
Fracture Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,120 Battle Record: 9-2 Rep Power: 10222949	Whats wrong with laying down blow jobs? __________________ "Yo you can customize your dick in this game"- username "That's a STRONG asshole"- username "Theres no dick like good dick"- Username

05-17-2021, 01:34 PM	#11
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05-17-2021, 03:23 PM	#12
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05-17-2021, 05:34 PM	#13
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05-17-2021, 03:47 AM	#2
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Wtf is wrong with you?

05-17-2021, 03:58 AM	#3
kungfugrip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 2,440 Rep Power: 76702	What, you like the lay down blowjob?

05-17-2021, 04:01 AM	#4
kungfugrip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 2,440 Rep Power: 76702	Getting a BJ while laying down is like battling serge Like, exciting for the battle, but like underwhelming because you have to look at serge

05-17-2021, 04:12 AM	#6
kungfugrip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 2,440 Rep Power: 76702	Your Mom sucked 19 dicks before you were born, and Mohammed sucked even more. This fucking guy asks what's wrong with me. Bro go blow up yourself and 20 civilians in Tel Aviv and collect your 18 virgins. What's wrong with me he asks.

05-17-2021, 11:46 AM	#8
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	He must think I’m Muslim or something, lol.

05-19-2021, 11:37 PM	#14
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	Yeah laying down or standing up or in a car... doesn’t make a difference to me I guess I don’t get it __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

05-19-2021, 11:49 PM	#15
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,684 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052252	Only messed with one hooker before that I actually paid.. and it was just head. I was in Memphis though... all black area... the hotel room was 35$ a night but I paid weekly... seemed legit because it was next to a Starbucks and an Applebee’s. The hoods I’ve been in don’t have Starbucks or apples bees right in it. Anyway, this super fine red head girl... this was like 5 years or so ago.. anyway comes up to me asks to come to my room, ask if I I had drugs etc. I almost did it but I was like no way a clean looking white girl wearing Abercrombie and Fitch is here doing this. Well I looked out later and it was a cop, she’d ask people to pull around the back, white Ford Taurus would arrest them. Did it for awhile until it was obvious. I’ve never really needed to do it though. I can go into a bar and get a girl in an hour or so, might not be top notch quality.. and sometimes might strike out but usually not. __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

05-21-2021, 06:03 PM	#16
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05-22-2021, 10:24 AM	#17
josh s w0000 Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 141 Rep Power: 3857979	U do realize bbw will blow you standing up iron man trilogy on for free just be nice and feed. Fucking fanook

05-23-2021, 12:02 AM	#18
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