Dirt Person General

Split Eight · 03-05-2015, 08:43 PM

General discussion thread for all dirt person activities.

Today I paid for 3 bags of ice and took 7. Then I mixed M&Ms and Mountain Dew into my microwave ramen

Ghost1 · 03-05-2015, 08:58 PM

Did u really do that w the ramen?

Didnt the m&ms just melt? ...w the dew...? ...in the chicken broth?

I get that u are a dr.....and a dog

But...this seems questionabke

uh-oh · 03-05-2015, 09:07 PM

i thought this thread title was you summoning me tbh

today i worked in dirt and i'm currently eating 47 pizza rolls tho

PancakeBrah · 03-05-2015, 09:09 PM

I'm tired of people lying about shit they do with food on this fucking website.

Ghost1 · 03-05-2015, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake

I'm tired of people lying about shit they do with food on this fucking website.

veritas · 03-05-2015, 09:24 PM

Chill out ant. Fore Daniel collapses thine poop house on nights consecutive

Allen Knight · 03-05-2015, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i thought this thread title was you summoning me tbh

today i worked in dirt and i'm currently eating 47 pizza rolls tho

gone at 47 pizza rolls.

Batty · 03-05-2015, 10:23 PM

Ok, imma keep it real...

Bought one of them bacon cheeseburger pizzas from Papa John's tonight.

That shit is dirtperson fire.

Hush · 03-05-2015, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i thought this thread title was you summoning me tbh

today i worked in dirt and i'm currently eating 47 pizza rolls tho

U shud do blogs

Facts

It's not my business but yo
I think u would excel

Inno · 03-05-2015, 10:45 PM

got no papers no money.

got weed and a bible tho.

heavenly puffs tonight.

Diode · 03-05-2015, 10:58 PM

i bought a loofah from walmart.

walmart got rid of their 12oz great value beef jerky which works out to $1/oz. i refuse to pay $9.99 for 9oz.

i go home without jerky.

my car needs gas and i have a $50 gift card for shell. i get there and their network is down, so cash only.

i drive home on fumes and wait for tomorrow.

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-05-2015, 11:30 PM

My awd luxury car got stuck in sleet today

Had to use salt. And a shovel. With my own hands.

Mr. J · 03-06-2015, 12:09 AM

I grinded the crumbs in my easy bake oven into a luxurious meal of Holland Oats

sral · 03-06-2015, 04:28 AM

lmao if ppl had a glass of water at my house, i refuse to fucking wash that shit, i just turn it upside down on the draining board to dry then put it back in the cupboard

fuck you and your water

Wickid · 03-06-2015, 07:54 AM

i finally got my tax return today, been waiting for this moment since last april

Mercules · 03-06-2015, 12:18 PM

jerked off in the work bathroom

Diode · 03-06-2015, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercules

jerked off in the work bathroom

You are really trying to win all the dirt person contests today

Mercules · 03-06-2015, 12:39 PM

lol truth is I didnt do it today.. it was yesterday. and my credit score has been atrocious since 2010

Witty · 03-06-2015, 01:00 PM

I ate leftover pizza for breakfast.

E Tha Real · 03-06-2015, 05:00 PM

I work at a restaurant. Everytime guests aak for raspberry tea & my staff was to lazy to brew it. I mix the sweet tea & pomegranate vitamin water together to give it to them.

It feels good to be a dirt person.

03-05-2015, 08:43 PM	#1
Split Eight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,633 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Haiku Writers Challenge Rep Power: 85899376	Dirt Person General General discussion thread for all dirt person activities. Today I paid for 3 bags of ice and took 7. Then I mixed M&Ms and Mountain Dew into my microwave ramen

03-05-2015, 09:07 PM	#3
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	i thought this thread title was you summoning me tbh today i worked in dirt and i'm currently eating 47 pizza rolls tho __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

03-05-2015, 09:09 PM	#4
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	I'm tired of people lying about shit they do with food on this fucking website. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-05-2015, 10:58 PM	#11
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	i bought a loofah from walmart. walmart got rid of their 12oz great value beef jerky which works out to $1/oz. i refuse to pay $9.99 for 9oz. i go home without jerky. my car needs gas and i have a $50 gift card for shell. i get there and their network is down, so cash only. i drive home on fumes and wait for tomorrow. __________________

03-06-2015, 12:09 AM	#13
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,023 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349678	I grinded the crumbs in my easy bake oven into a luxurious meal of Holland Oats __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

03-05-2015, 08:58 PM	#2
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	Did u really do that w the ramen? Didnt the m&ms just melt? ...w the dew...? ...in the chicken broth? I get that u are a dr.....and a dog But...this seems questionabke

03-05-2015, 10:23 PM	#8
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	Ok, imma keep it real... Bought one of them bacon cheeseburger pizzas from Papa John's tonight. That shit is dirtperson fire.

03-05-2015, 10:45 PM	#10
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,005 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899400	got no papers no money. got weed and a bible tho. heavenly puffs tonight.

03-05-2015, 11:30 PM	#12
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899402	My awd luxury car got stuck in sleet today Had to use salt. And a shovel. With my own hands.

03-06-2015, 04:28 AM	#14
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,253 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	lmao if ppl had a glass of water at my house, i refuse to fucking wash that shit, i just turn it upside down on the draining board to dry then put it back in the cupboard fuck you and your water __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

03-06-2015, 07:54 AM	#15
Wickid Derp Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	i finally got my tax return today, been waiting for this moment since last april

03-06-2015, 01:00 PM	#19
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I ate leftover pizza for breakfast. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-06-2015, 05:00 PM	#20
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054891	I work at a restaurant. Everytime guests aak for raspberry tea & my staff was to lazy to brew it. I mix the sweet tea & pomegranate vitamin water together to give it to them. It feels good to be a dirt person.