Destroyer 3-3 vs Mercules 3-3 - DES WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, January 8th 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• EXTENSIONS ARE LIMITED - IF YOU USE YOURS IT WILL BE NOTED
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
@Destroyer @Mercules

[Mercules]

haha lets go ol man

[Destroyer]

yep

[Mercules]

i need ext till tomorrow night. Figured id type something up at work today but just got slammed with stuff

[Destroyer]

ok

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by Mercules

i need ext till tomorrow night. Figured id type something up at work today but just got slammed with stuff

u crazy homo. ext is cool, but this shit is just goofy
cuz 'getting slammed with stuff' is EXACTLY what i expected ur work description to be
i'll grab the grip, & unload shots that leave this man a gimp
u asked for a mag, but will regret that when u see Des' banana clips
sorry bout ur lady luck, saw ur girl... yeah, she's a fat whore, son
saw the 'what u make last year' thread and wished he could post "my girlfriend get an abortion"
ur past prime, & even tho i'm old, i got mad shine
but u'll never be A-rated the way Mercedes C-class lines
dont try to hide ur flaming ways, if something's queer, u must have it
not enough dick, no pink shirts, a dry lube tube... ur top 3 fears as a faggot

[Mercules]

Merc been killing raps since a young cat, since '03 been I punch and hooking
while Desolate to get something going,
...thats^ exactly how his future is looking
In discussion BB teased me how my baby chrome blazing
but the way ur wordplay Forced In, I'll need YOU for a home invasion
youre just an old ass waste, that swaying and bitching is a disgrace
when the only deep lines you bring to a battle, are the ones all over ya face
As far as ya Russian mail order bride.. my dick straight choke that bitch
the way she come through and Slobadon, i nicknamed her Milosivitch
When it comes to voters I'm the clear choice, I'll sweep up the place
Anyone who thinks Despicable <----well, that word describes their taste

[E Tha Real]

Slammed with stuff- lolol
Abortion

Vs

Desolate- clever
Slobadon - witty most won't get it.

I got Des edging this one out, even tho i hate disc related punches his were effective. His verse had solid personals and direct hits. Merc just had concepts that were a little stretched. And really weren't hard hitting or worth the risk.

Vote destroyer

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

u crazy homo. ext is cool, but this shit is just goofy
cuz 'getting slammed with stuff' is EXACTLY what i expected ur work description to be
lol
i'll grab the grip, & unload shots that leave this man a gimp
u asked for a mag, but will regret that when u see Des' banana clips
mag, clips.. played
sorry bout ur lady luck, saw ur girl... yeah, she's a fat whore, son
saw the 'what u make last year' thread and wished he could post "my girlfriend get an abortion"
na
ur past prime, & even tho i'm old, i got mad shine
but u'll never be A-rated the way Mercedes C-class lines
pretty cool
dont try to hide ur flaming ways, if something's queer, u must have it
not enough dick, no pink shirts, a dry lube tube... ur top 3 fears as a faggot
wack

Originally Posted by Mercules

Merc been killing raps since a young cat, since '03 been I punch and hooking
while Desolate to get something going,
...thats^ exactly how his future is looking
ok
In discussion BB teased me how my baby chrome blazing
but the way ur wordplay Forced In, I'll need YOU for a home invasion
lol
youre just an old ass waste, that swaying and bitching is a disgrace
when the only deep lines you bring to a battle, are the ones all over ya face
lol
As far as ya Russian mail order bride.. my dick straight choke that bitch
the way she come through and Slobadon, i nicknamed her Milosivitch
na
When it comes to voters I'm the clear choice, I'll sweep up the place
Anyone who thinks Despicable <----well, that word describes their taste
cool

v/merc

better punches

[Junto]

sorry bout ur lady luck, saw ur girl... yeah, she's a fat whore, son
saw the 'what u make last year' thread and wished he could post "my girlfriend get an abortion"
ur past prime, & even tho i'm old, i got mad shine
but u'll never be A-rated the way Mercedes C-class lines

vs

youre just an old ass waste, that swaying and bitching is a disgrace
when the only deep lines you bring to a battle, are the ones all over ya face

I got Des by a decent margin in this one. Opener was also funny.
A couple of Merc's plays just didn't come out right...
like it's "SLOW BO DAN", not "SLOB A DON".
& des-pickable was also a stretch. Deep lines was cool but not consistent enough.

V/Des

[Sharp]

u crazy homo. ext is cool, but this shit is just goofy
cuz 'getting slammed with stuff' is EXACTLY what i expected ur work description to be
ok but kinda basic
i'll grab the grip, & unload shots that leave this man a gimp
u asked for a mag, but will regret that when u see Des' banana clips
u know this is played
sorry bout ur lady luck, saw ur girl... yeah, she's a fat whore, son
saw the 'what u make last year' thread and wished he could post "my girlfriend get an abortion"
lol alright
ur past prime, & even tho i'm old, i got mad shine
but u'll never be A-rated the way Mercedes C-class lines
nice
dont try to hide ur flaming ways, if something's queer, u must have it
not enough dick, no pink shirts, a dry lube tube... ur top 3 fears as a faggot
eh


Merc been killing raps since a young cat, since '03 been I punch and hooking
while Desolate to get something going,
...thats^ exactly how his future is looking
the o is throwing me tbh, des o late?
In discussion BB teased me how my baby chrome blazing
but the way ur wordplay Forced In, I'll need YOU for a home invasion
lol alright but this isn't event accurate for your own personal
youre just an old ass waste, that swaying and bitching is a disgrace
when the only deep lines you bring to a battle, are the ones all over ya face
okay but i've seen enought des is old lines for one lifetime
As far as ya Russian mail order bride.. my dick straight choke that bitch
the way she come through and Slobadon, i nicknamed her Milosivitch
had to google it but cool but thats not how its pronounced... brownie points for flipping that dudes name tho lol
When it comes to voters I'm the clear choice, I'll sweep up the place
Anyone who thinks Despicable <----well, that word describes their taste
ok, better des flip but kinda predictable

lot of close battles this week lol

i got des with the lotb being c-class. if its played excuse me but that was otherwise mad close. even in consistency so it went to that. another one that is still up in the air for me tho

v/des

[Cashius]

u crazy homo. ext is cool, but this shit is just goofy
cuz 'getting slammed with stuff' is EXACTLY what i expected ur work description to be
Cool.

i'll grab the grip, & unload shots that leave this man a gimp
u asked for a mag, but will regret that when u see Des' banana clips
Eh.

sorry bout ur lady luck, saw ur girl... yeah, she's a fat whore, son
saw the 'what u make last year' thread and wished he could post "my girlfriend get an abortion"
Ok.

ur past prime, & even tho i'm old, i got mad shine
but u'll never be A-rated the way Mercedes C-class lines
Cool.

dont try to hide ur flaming ways, if something's queer, u must have it
not enough dick, no pink shirts, a dry lube tube... ur top 3 fears as a faggot
Eh.



Merc been killing raps since a young cat, since '03 been I punch and hooking
while Desolate to get something going,
...thats^ exactly how his future is looking
-it's pronounced de so lit. So, no.

In discussion BB teased me how my baby chrome blazing
but the way ur wordplay Forced In, I'll need YOU for a home invasion
Eh.

youre just an old ass waste, that swaying and bitching is a disgrace
when the only deep lines you bring to a battle, are the ones all over ya face
Ok.

As far as ya Russian mail order bride.. my dick straight choke that bitch
the way she come through and Slobadon, i nicknamed her Milosivitch
Ok.

When it comes to voters I'm the clear choice, I'll sweep up the place
Anyone who thinks Despicable <----well, that word describes their taste
Nah, seen it.

Was feeling more of Destroyers verse. He gets it.

[El Muffin]

u crazy homo. ext is cool, but this shit is just goofy
cuz 'getting slammed with stuff' is EXACTLY what i expected ur work description to be
lol
mags banana clips played as fuck

abortion lol

Mercedes. cool

closer was terrible tho



merc

desolate...isn't pronounced des SO late...its pronounced des oh let

forced in..ehhh ok

deep lines ha

slobadon abv avg

despicable. played on him I think..looks familiar

got des. abortion, Mercedes n slammed w/ stuff vs deep lines in slobadon

des by a quote


v/destroyer