THE WINTER TOPICAL TOURNAMENT SIGN UPS - Page 12

NYCSPITZ · 01-07-2014, 06:14 AM

1. Vulgar (terrorist)
2. Dead man (cigarette smoker)
3. Totoro (eventual champion)
4. Certain (time on his hands)
5. Bags (the shit)
6. ZYG (ALIEN)
7. Big Baby (lol)
8. Pent Up (O.G ALIAS)
9. Frank (underdog)
10. Ill Nik-A (SENIOR CITIZEN)
11. Baron mynd (CAMP FIRE WINNER)
12. Split 8 (MOST IMPROVED WRITER OF 2013)
13. Mike Wrecka (nice)
14. Wise ways (WILD CARD)
15. VividlyVague (SEMI FINALS + OATS)
16. Oxus (WILDCARD)
17. Trap (OLD SCHOOL VET)
18. Witty (RB HOF)
19. Mr J (CYPHER THREAD THREAT)
20. Zenland (SLEEPER)
21. Adonis (PR SNOB)(TELL BARAKON I SAID WHATTUP @split 8 ROFLMAKJLE;D)
22. Copypat (SOLID)
23. Veritas (DARK HORSE)
24. Just Write (U.S.A)
25. Breathless (UNDERDOG)
26. YDK (WIFEY + BABY AVATAR)
27. Objective (PARAGRAPH COMMENTER)
28. Innovator (DRUNKEN MONKEY STYLE)
29. Symetrik (JOBBER)
30. Coup (ISRAELITE)
31. Fig (JOBBER)
32. Jimmy (JOBBER)

dead man · 01-07-2014, 07:33 AM

I actually quit.

timeless · 01-07-2014, 08:16 AM

Someone give me their spot in exchange for a dimebag

Split · 01-07-2014, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man

I actually quit.

actually?

Certain · 01-07-2014, 04:29 PM

He's talking about Totoro calling him a cigarette smoker.

Soulstice · 01-07-2014, 05:36 PM

RESERVE

Ryan 12 · 01-07-2014, 05:54 PM

@TopicalDood5

c'mon man, you can't be serious with a name like that

Adonis · 01-07-2014, 05:56 PM

Soul deserves a spot over at least 28 other participants at the very least. Make it happen @PancakeBrah

Certain · 01-07-2014, 06:01 PM

There's also the issue of preparing to face, say, Jimmy, and getting stuck with a tagged-in @TopicalDood5 (I can change that to something else if you'd like).

uh-oh · 01-07-2014, 06:08 PM

i'm gonna win it all guys

sorry

PancakeBrah · 01-07-2014, 06:09 PM

Will Soulstice show every round?

I'd hate to put someone who signed up as a reserve just for him to no show.

Obviously would like to have him in the tourney.

Adonis · 01-07-2014, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

There's also the issue of preparing to face, say, Jimmy, and getting stuck with a tagged-in @TopicalDood5 (I can change that to something else if you'd like).

If you write lesser because of the opponents name and end up losing soul or UhOh being tagged, youd likely lose anyways

Eŋg · 01-07-2014, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

He's talking about Totoro calling him a cigarette smoker.

he meant cock.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan 12

@TopicalDood5

c'mon man, you can't be serious with a name like that

dood is probably top 5. for a guy who writes topicals. a topicalist? hate those words.

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

i'm gonna win it all guys

sorry

you're gonna freewrite in all caps about Xerxes and people will vote against you because they don't understand. fuck people.

Witty · 01-07-2014, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan 12

@TopicalDood5

c'mon man, you can't be serious with a name like that

He's one of the greats.

Show some respect, peasant.

Ryan 12 · 01-07-2014, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oXus

dood is probably top 5. for a guy who writes topicals. a topicalist? hate those words.

lmao reminds me of textbattlerd00d_2001

big baby · 01-07-2014, 06:15 PM

1. Vulgar (WIKIPEDIA MOST VISITED WEBSITE)
2. Dead man (IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH POPPY SEEDS AND ITS COMPLICATED)
3. Totoro (FAVORITE WORD: CHERUB, ANGELIC, DETRIMENTAL)
4. Certain (DERRICK ROSE WRITER. BREAKS OTHER KNEE)
5. Bags (LOST WEIGHT, BUT DIDNT GAIN CONFIDENCE)
6. ZYG (PHOTOSHOPS HIMSELF IN WITH CANIBUS)
7. Big Baby (SHITS IN DIAPERS AND FUCKS THEM)
8. Pent Up (THINKS HES TOO GOOD TO BREATHE *PASSES OUT*)
9. Frank (USES QUOTATIONS IN HIS TOPICALS)
10. Ill Nik-A (LOOKS LIKE THE SITUATION IF HE WAS FAT)
11. Baron mynd (TAKES CPR CLASSES FOR THE 1 ON 1 ACTION)
12. Split 8 (MOST IMPROVED BUTT)
13. Mike Wrecka (DOESNT LIKE OM WRITERS CAUSE HIS OMS GET SLEPT ON)
14. Wise ways (HOT SISTER)
15. VividlyVague (FAKE OATS)
16. Oxus (BRITISH AND RAISES HIS PINKY A LOT)
17. Trap (NAME BACKWARDS IS PART)
18. Witty (NAMES HIMSELF WITTY BUT YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF HIM CAUSE HES NOT WITTY CAUSE HIS NAMES WITTY?)
19. Mr J (SUPPOSEDLY A JOKER BUT HAS NEVER LAUGHED NOR TOLD A JOKE)
20. Zenland (GUY WHOS NAME IS FAMILAR BUT NOBODY ACTUALLY REMEMBERS HIM)
21. Adonis (REMINDS ME OF INNOVATOR CAUSE BOTH FEMININE)
22. Copypat (VOTED 4 BARACK OBAMA JUST TO RHYME HIS NAME)
23. Veritas (NAMED HIS FIRST PUBIC HAIR 'JESUS')
24. Just Write (DOESNT JUST WRITE AT ALL)
25. Breathless (DOESNT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY)
26. YDK (HAS PICTURES OF FAT BUTTS AND HIS BABYS FACE. SAME THING.)
27. Objective (GETS OFFENDED ABOUT VIRTUALLY ANYTHING)
28. Innovator (ADONIS'S FRATERNAL TWIN (gAY))
29. Symetrik (FILLER)
30. Coup (NO E TO BE ORIGINAL)
31. Fig (BIRDHORSE 3-9)
32. Jimmy (FILLER)

Certain · 01-07-2014, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

If you write lesser because of the opponents name and end up losing soul or UhOh being tagged, youd likely lose anyways

I don't anymore, but I used to change my writing strategy based on opponents all the time. It served me well, and if I were more invested in winning these days, I would go back to it. Frank is known for it, and he's made the AOWL championship with that strategy.

Eŋg · 01-07-2014, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan 12

lmao reminds me of textbattlerd00d_2001

i was not around before '09, late '08 at the earliest. maybe he's paying homage?

btw the upper classes are supposed to raise their pinky. i'm not.

Certain · 01-07-2014, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby

1. Vulgar (WIKIPEDIA MOST VISITED WEBSITE)
2. Dead man (IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH POPPY SEEDS AND ITS COMPLICATED)
3. Totoro (FAVORITE WORD: CHERUB, ANGELIC, DETRIMENTAL)
4. Certain (DERRICK ROSE WRITER. BREAKS OTHER KNEE)
5. Bags (LOST WEIGHT, BUT DIDNT GAIN CONFIDENCE)
6. ZYG (PHOTOSHOPS HIMSELF IN WITH CANIBUS)
7. Big Baby (SHITS IN DIAPERS AND FUCKS THEM)
8. Pent Up (THINKS HES TOO GOOD TO BREATHE *PASSES OUT*)
9. Frank (USES QUOTATIONS IN HIS TOPICALS)
10. Ill Nik-A (LOOKS LIKE THE SITUATION IF HE WAS FAT)
11. Baron mynd (TAKES CPR CLASSES FOR THE 1 ON 1 ACTION)
12. Split 8 (MOST IMPROVED BUTT)
13. Mike Wrecka (DOESNT LIKE OM WRITERS CAUSE HIS OMS GET SLEPT ON)
14. Wise ways (HOT SISTER)
15. VividlyVague (FAKE OATS)
16. Oxus (BRITISH AND RAISES HIS PINKY A LOT)
17. Trap (NAME BACKWARDS IS PART)
18. Witty (NAMES HIMSELF WITTY BUT YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF HIM CAUSE HES NOT WITTY CAUSE HIS NAMES WITTY?)
19. Mr J (SUPPOSEDLY A JOKER BUT HAS NEVER LAUGHED NOR TOLD A JOKE)
20. Zenland (GUY WHOS NAME IS FAMILAR BUT NOBODY ACTUALLY REMEMBERS HIM)
21. Adonis (REMINDS ME OF INNOVATOR CAUSE BOTH FEMININE)
22. Copypat (VOTED 4 BARACK OBAMA JUST TO RHYME HIS NAME)
23. Veritas (NAMED HIS FIRST PUBIC HAIR 'JESUS')
24. Just Write (DOESNT JUST WRITE AT ALL)
25. Breathless (DOESNT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY)
26. YDK (HAS PICTURES OF FAT BUTTS AND HIS BABYS FACE. SAME THING.)
27. Objective (GETS OFFENDED ABOUT VIRTUALLY ANYTHING)
28. Innovator (ADONIS'S FRATERNAL TWIN (gAY))
29. Symetrik (FILLER)
30. Coup (NO E TO BE ORIGINAL)
31. Fig (BIRDHORSE 3-9)
32. Jimmy (FILLER)

I was going to pick my favorite (maybe CopyPat?), but these are all great.

Certain · 01-07-2014, 07:57 PM

PancakeBrah vs. Frank, the magazine:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=44359

01-07-2014, 06:14 AM	#221
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	1. Vulgar (terrorist) 2. Dead man (cigarette smoker) 3. Totoro (eventual champion) 4. Certain (time on his hands) 5. Bags (the shit) 6. ZYG (ALIEN) 7. Big Baby (lol) 8. Pent Up (O.G ALIAS) 9. Frank (underdog) 10. Ill Nik-A (SENIOR CITIZEN) 11. Baron mynd (CAMP FIRE WINNER) 12. Split 8 (MOST IMPROVED WRITER OF 2013) 13. Mike Wrecka (nice) 14. Wise ways (WILD CARD) 15. VividlyVague (SEMI FINALS + OATS) 16. Oxus (WILDCARD) 17. Trap (OLD SCHOOL VET) 18. Witty (RB HOF) 19. Mr J (CYPHER THREAD THREAT) 20. Zenland (SLEEPER) 21. Adonis (PR SNOB)(TELL BARAKON I SAID WHATTUP @split 8 ROFLMAKJLE;D) 22. Copypat (SOLID) 23. Veritas (DARK HORSE) 24. Just Write (U.S.A) 25. Breathless (UNDERDOG) 26. YDK (WIFEY + BABY AVATAR) 27. Objective (PARAGRAPH COMMENTER) 28. Innovator (DRUNKEN MONKEY STYLE) 29. Symetrik (JOBBER) 30. Coup (ISRAELITE) 31. Fig (JOBBER) 32. Jimmy (JOBBER) __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

01-07-2014, 07:33 AM	#222
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,467 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	I actually quit. __________________ Zack Wicks for president

01-07-2014, 05:56 PM	#228
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946446	Soul deserves a spot over at least 28 other participants at the very least. Make it happen @PancakeBrah __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

01-07-2014, 06:08 PM	#230
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	i'm gonna win it all guys sorry __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

01-07-2014, 06:09 PM	#231
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	Will Soulstice show every round? I'd hate to put someone who signed up as a reserve just for him to no show. Obviously would like to have him in the tourney. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

01-07-2014, 08:16 AM	#223
timeless past tense Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: NJ Posts: 1,627 Battle Record: 22-39 Rep Power: 4341325	Someone give me their spot in exchange for a dimebag

01-07-2014, 04:29 PM	#225
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	He's talking about Totoro calling him a cigarette smoker.

01-07-2014, 05:36 PM	#226
Soulstice native system Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 387 Battle Record: 18-21 Champed - Short-Verse Topical Rep Power: 4453407	RESERVE

01-07-2014, 05:54 PM	#227
Ryan 12 Worst of the worst Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 1,014 Battle Record: 6-1 Rep Power: 7022	@TopicalDood5 c'mon man, you can't be serious with a name like that

01-07-2014, 06:01 PM	#229
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	There's also the issue of preparing to face, say, Jimmy, and getting stuck with a tagged-in @TopicalDood5 (I can change that to something else if you'd like).

01-07-2014, 07:57 PM	#240
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	PancakeBrah vs. Frank, the magazine: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=44359 __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.