NICK JAMES vs KILLING SPREE - NICK WINS 6-4!

[sral]

Waddup, NCG's!

President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course!

I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP!

The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned.

If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always!

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!

[Nick James]

wassup my dude

[Kill Spree]

Woooooo

[Nick James]

somethin looks familiar, like a bad start to a horror/strange thriller
their preparin to make The Descent.. down the lonely road of alcohol n pain killers
u dont evn kno these hoes, man ima take it to this guy
u posted so many pasty bitches i can damn near see straight thru this lie
I wuldnt trust these hoes with nothin, that one to the right is surely hyper
I know one things for sure.. atleast 4 bad ass kids are runnin around with dirty diapers
rumor has it ur a loser faggot, i mean this shit is silly really
theres so much budlight in these broads just about anyone culd get the dilly dilly
if u actually pulled these hoes Id say u grabbed a pretty lucky creature
friends dont let friends drive drunk.. but they sure dont let em sit in public lookin ugly either
looks like a fun time, I dont get why they took a trip on their own
its not exactly a girls night if you left the biggest bitch still sittin at home
u wont evn stand up for urself let alone a bitch, watch me roast n bomb em
Its funny u dont have any backbone.. thats all u n these bitches got most in common
this ur idea of sum freaky hoes? man im breakin dude
ur lucky this aint a chess match.. itd take all 4 them bitches just to make a boob


16.

[Kill Spree]

Listen you fuck you...
A felon & Crack whore makin a bright future W/Visions to Marry honest
Now U live life posting on a wall while ur baby mama challenges her shadow to a staring contest
Ass kills me cos the trash filthy, Smack hit till u down quickly
Ironic U were bout this Crack'N Cave Cos after 1 hit Ur life went down hill & got found guilty
& every thing u write is booty bro...& She got more talent as a nudist art
We know she aint ur ghost writer cos this shiting position ISNT more ass than u producing bars
Droppin hot shit? Stop it! Come out of pocket wen u frail, dummy
Bet u told her u fuk W/Dimes, & she spent the night bent over scrounging change for bail money
Yall creating a child is Vital, Fuk u & this trash thot
Some wear their heart on their sleeves, She uses hers as a target for nuts- takin back shots
U & her aint makin respect, Spree puttin chains round ur necks after words
Damn shame she a Bender, But thank god yall self respect died waaaay before that battler
Nick soft, After that Barc battle Ur kids Tick'd off, u poor bitch
U speak highly bout a Corner Raid When ur Baby mama shoulda Used a can of that to Abort Kid
But u didnt, as a father, this kids discrace
Her mother cant produce cheeks to love..No wonder ur daughter wont let u kiss her face

[Diablo]

LMFAO

real talk, both went in, prob my BOTW

Nick James: Seeing straight through the lie was cool, dirty diapers was okay, friends don't let friends drive drunk was absolutely awesome, loved that shit tbh. LOL @ biggest bitch at home and that closer. Very nice verse. I fucks with it heavy

Killing Spree: Tough pic for you to go in on but let's see what you got hahaha... LOL at staring contest, bail money was cool to me, heart on the sleeve was good, Bender was current but felt more could have been done with it maybe, LOL at can of Raid that's dope and harsh too, liked the closer also

Damn this is a close and tough battle to vote on yo, both had some real heat. On second read I had it as friends don't let friends drive and make a boob vs staring contest, back shots and can of Raid abortion so I guess KS just had more I fucked with here, in a fan of that clowning and harsh shit so maybe it's personal preference for me but I'm going wit Him ks here

Dope battle though bros, I fuck with both you guys heavy and you def put on here no doubt!!!

huge respect

[Objective]

Nick - lol @ the first lines, good shit. Ok with the hoes/see through lies lines. Dirty diapers was meh to me, same goes for the bud light. Haha @ the public lookin ugly either. Nice angle with the sitting at home but that was about it for me. Damn at the backbone line, good hit at both your opponent and those girls, lol. Nice closure as well, good shit Nick. Enjoyed your verse for sure, shit was dope af.

Killing Spree - Loving the opener, lol. Smack hit was decent, follow up was tight lol. Daaaamn @ the producing bars shit tho. Out of pocket/bail money was clever. Back shots was nice. After words/that battler was ok as a concept, why it ain't even rhyming tho? Maybe I'm just reading it wrong or something but I couldn't make it work in that aspect so the line fell off hard to me. lol @ abort the kid. Dope closure.

Vote - Damn, this shits close. Enjoyed both of the drops too. Killing spree was consistent overall but so was Nick, it's close af to me so I have to find some reason to edge it in one of the dudes favor. In this case I'm going to have to give it to Nick tho, I guess the line that didn't work for me and fell off ended up being the deciding factor as both had some heavy hitters not only dissing the girls but also their opponent at the same time which is dope to me.

That isn't to take anything away from either verse tho, this was entertaining af but Nick edged it for me here. Vote - Nick.

[El Muffin]

somethin looks familiar, like a bad start to a horror/strange thriller
their preparin to make The Descent.. down the lonely road of alcohol n pain killers
(Ok . decent start)
u dont evn kno these hoes, man ima take it to this guy
u posted so many pasty bitches i can damn near see straight thru this lie
(Ehh not feeling )
I wuldnt trust these hoes with nothin, that one to the right is surely hyper
I know one things for sure.. atleast 4 bad ass kids are runnin around with dirty diapers
(Lol )
rumor has it ur a loser faggot, i mean this shit is silly really
theres so much budlight in these broads just about anyone culd get the dilly dilly
(Ehh ok )
if u actually pulled these hoes Id say u grabbed a pretty lucky creature
friends dont let friends drive drunk.. but they sure dont let em sit in public lookin ugly either
(Dead)
looks like a fun time, I dont get why they took a trip on their own
its not exactly a girls night if you left the biggest bitch still sittin at home
(Oh damn )
u wont evn stand up for urself let alone a bitch, watch me roast n bomb em
Its funny u dont have any backbone.. thats all u n these bitches got most in common
(Ok)
this ur idea of sum freaky hoes? man im breakin dude
ur lucky this aint a chess match.. itd take all 4 them bitches just to make a boob
(Lol ok)

A felon & Crack whore makin a bright future W/Visions to Marry honest
Now U live life posting on a wall while ur baby mama challenges her shadow to a staring contest
(Lol idk why but this was jokes)
Ass kills me cos the trash filthy, Smack hit till u down quickly
Ironic U were bout this Crack'N Cave Cos after 1 hit Ur life went down hill & got found guilty
(Mmmm nehhhh ok )
& every thing u write is booty bro...& She got more talent as a nudist art
We know she aint ur ghost writer cos this shiting position ISNT more ass than u producing bars
(The association was loose af to me . grasping with the shitting position ass / ghostwriter thing )
Droppin hot shit? Stop it! Come out of pocket wen u frail, dummy
Bet u told her u fuk W/Dimes, & she spent the night bent over scrounging change for bail money
(Niiice)
Yall creating a child is Vital, Fuk u & this trash thot
Some wear their heart on their sleeves, She uses hers as a target for nuts- takin back shots
(Ok)
U & her aint makin respect, Spree puttin chains round ur necks after words
Damn shame she a Bender, But thank god yall self respect died waaaay before that battler
(Nah not feeling the association on current events here )
Nick soft, After that Barc battle Ur kids Tick'd off, u poor bitch
U speak highly bout a Corner Raid When ur Baby mama shoulda Used a can of that to Abort Kid
(K)
But u didnt, as a father, this kids discrace
Her mother cant produce cheeks to love..No wonder ur daughter wont let u kiss her face
(Mmm eh )

Think I got nick here

Just slightly more consistent but ks had heaters

V/nj

[Saint]

Nick James:
if u actually pulled these hoes Id say u grabbed a pretty lucky creature
friends dont let friends drive drunk.. but they sure dont let em sit in public lookin ugly either
looks like a fun time, I dont get why they took a trip on their own
its not exactly a girls night if you left the biggest bitch still sittin at home
u wont evn stand up for urself let alone a bitch, watch me roast n bomb em
Its funny u dont have any backbone.. thats all u n these bitches got most in common

Boob was ok too.
Killing Spree:
Droppin hot shit? Stop it! Come out of pocket wen u frail, dummy
Bet u told her u fuk W/Dimes, & she spent the night bent over scrounging change for bail money
Nick soft, After that Barc battle Ur kids Tick'd off, u poor bitch
U speak highly bout a Corner Raid When ur Baby mama shoulda Used a can of that to Abort Kid

opener was diff/funny. closer was meh.

Like to say spree best i've read in a minute....so props.
Nick J's read a lil smoother. a few bland eh lines but had 2 hard hits, KS had some fumbles...

V -- Nick James

[Barcotic]

NJ
opener was ok
loled at dirty diapers
girls night was dope

KS
opener was lol
crack n cave was coo
fuck w/ dimes was gd

botw here, close af but i got ks via overall impact
heart on sleeve & bender joints barely missed, culda ben dope
still
v/spree

[Flow]

Will vote later today good showing guys

[sral]

3-2 UPPING!!!

Let's get a clear winner by two votes at least ppl!!!

[Concrete]

Kiiling Spree is a known threat but here my votes goes to Nick. Very close, KS had that aggressive disrespectful vibe going for him. Nick was slightly more creative, the pasty bitches thing was probably the line of the match. Nice match

[Joe Boston]

Nick

somethin looks familiar, like a bad start to a horror/strange thriller
their preparin to make The Descent.. down the lonely road of alcohol n pain killers
lmao good flip like the wordplay in reference to the pic

u dont evn kno these hoes, man ima take it to this guy
u posted so many pasty bitches i can damn near see straight thru this lie
I wasn't feeling this one so much

I wuldnt trust these hoes with nothin, that one to the right is surely hyper
I know one things for sure.. atleast 4 bad ass kids are runnin around with dirty diapers
lmao

rumor has it ur a loser faggot, i mean this shit is silly really
theres so much budlight in these broads just about anyone culd get the dilly dilly
didn't like how this was worded had potential

if u actually pulled these hoes Id say u grabbed a pretty lucky creature
friends dont let friends drive drunk.. but they sure dont let em sit in public lookin ugly either
rofl

looks like a fun time, I dont get why they took a trip on their own
its not exactly a girls night if you left the biggest bitch still sittin at home
lmao

u wont evn stand up for urself let alone a bitch, watch me roast n bomb em
Its funny u dont have any backbone.. thats all u n these bitches got most in common
nah

this ur idea of sum freaky hoes? man im breakin dude
ur lucky this aint a chess match.. itd take all 4 them bitches just to make a boob
lol

Spree

Listen you fuck you...
A felon & Crack whore makin a bright future W/Visions to Marry honest
Now U live life posting on a wall while ur baby mama challenges her shadow to a staring contest
lol

Ass kills me cos the trash filthy, Smack hit till u down quickly
Ironic U were bout this Crack'N Cave Cos after 1 hit Ur life went down hill & got found guilty
wordplay was ok but overall butchered wording

& every thing u write is booty bro...& She got more talent as a nudist art
We know she aint ur ghost writer cos this shiting position ISNT more ass than u producing bars
nah


Droppin hot shit? Stop it! Come out of pocket wen u frail, dummy
Bet u told her u fuk W/Dimes, & she spent the night bent over scrounging change for bail money
lol

Yall creating a child is Vital, Fuk u & this trash thot
Some wear their heart on their sleeves, She uses hers as a target for nuts- takin back shots
I didn't like how this flip was worded

U & her aint makin respect, Spree puttin chains round ur necks after words
Damn shame she a Bender, But thank god yall self respect died waaaay before that battler
nah

Nick soft, After that Barc battle Ur kids Tick'd off, u poor bitch
U speak highly bout a Corner Raid When ur Baby mama shoulda Used a can of that to Abort Kid
nah

But u didnt, as a father, this kids discrace
Her mother cant produce cheeks to love..No wonder ur daughter wont let u kiss her face
nah


spree wording killed him on some concepts. Dime was cool and the opener. I felt Nick was more consistent in reference with the picture. Opener was a creative wordplay. drive drunk was lol. girls night was lol. the closer was good too. Nick had a lot of humor factor in relation to the picture. his flips were overall more creative.

V/Nick

[For Battling]

Nick James:

Descent - I wasn’t feeling
Pasty lies - pretty cool here
Dirty diapers - alright
Budlight - a miss imo
Sit in public - decent
Girls nigh - lol cool
In common - wasn’t feeling
Make a boob - gone lol

Vs


Killing Spree:

Staring contest - fuckin. Dead lmao
Crack cave - you had a good concept here but way too wordy
Ghostin/producing bars line - decent
Bail money - nice, good shit here
Nuts/backshots - this was cool
Bender - had potential but fell short
Raid can - alright
Cheeks to love - I think this one went over some peoples heads, you’d have to have seen the pic of him w/ his daughter to fully grasp this. Thought this was dope tbh

I thought spree took this was better concepts based on what he had to work with, James did good but idk I just felt sprees hits a lot more here. Dope battle y’all


Vote KS

[bleak]

Originally Posted by Nick James

somethin looks familiar, like a bad start to a horror/strange thriller
their preparin to make The Descent.. down the lonely road of alcohol n pain killers
u dont evn kno these hoes, man ima take it to this guy
u posted so many pasty bitches i can damn near see straight thru this lie
rumor has it ur a loser faggot, i mean this shit is silly really
theres so much budlight in these broads just about anyone culd get the dilly dilly
-- this was predictable but I liked the wording

f u actually pulled these hoes Id say u grabbed a pretty lucky creature
friends dont let friends drive drunk.. but they sure dont let em sit in public lookin ugly either
--not quoting this only because the setup seemed contradictory.


16.

The rest were not misses I can't find a complete one anywhere here, very consistent and played off the pic well

Originally Posted by Killing Spree

Ass kills me cos the trash filthy, Smack hit till u down quickly
Ironic U were bout this Crack'N Cave Cos after 1 hit Ur life went down hill & got found guilty
Droppin hot shit? Stop it! Come out of pocket wen u frail, dummy
Bet u told her u fuk W/Dimes, & she spent the night bent over scrounging change for bail money
Yall creating a child is Vital, Fuk u & this trash thot
Some wear their heart on their sleeves, She uses hers as a target for nuts- takin back shots
speak highly bout a Corner Raid When ur Baby mama shoulda Used a can of that to Abort Kid
--deleted the setup on accident this was your best punch

Ghost writer misses here but also very consistent, I liked the read here. Pics were rofl

I gotta lean towards KS here the raid shit was hard and is tipping the scales for me.

[sral]

VOTES!!!

[Flow]

Killin spree.
Opener. Best opener of the tourney. Shit creased me like i was shchads exs neck creases. Next bar was as flat as barcotics mrs rack. Next shit is just... no bro. Like a 2crip line if 2crip knew what he was doin. Bail money ok.Back shots...light.
Bender was relevant..it was poor though. Gunna use someones death make it good an go brutal. Smh. Raid line was fuckin lmao. Shit leaned me well. Closer was meh.

Vs

Opener was ok reference but weak hit. Hahaha pasty was funny haha shit. Diapers was meh as fuck to me. Dilly dilly light. Pahahaha drive drunk ugly either line was jokes. Biggsst bitch was lols too. Wordy but funny. Rest bars were meh.

I got nj on better misses


Vote nj