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tonight me and my roommates were watching The Prestige on dvd. We'd heard it was good but we really couldn't get into it. We got about half way in and decided to turn it off. We were debating what to do when one of my roomates, Andy comes out with a porn dvd and next thing i knew it was in the player and we were all sat around, 4 guys watching a porn together. It wasn't very good in all honesty. It was just three rather ugly women sitting around in a basement, I don't want to break the rules so i'll just say they were "having fun".
Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others) Now I feel sort of wrong about it. I'm a straight guy and I just feel really dirty about the whole thing. I haven't really spoken to my roommates since then and I just went into my room and hopped on the internet after a while. So anyway, now i'm here feeling rather dirty knowing that I just sat in a room with 3 other guys having a wank. I had to get it off my chest and what better place to do so than the internet? |
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03-12-2015, 09:09 PM
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Christian Bale's character has a twin brother.
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03-12-2015, 09:21 PM
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03-12-2015, 09:26 PM
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03-12-2015, 09:37 PM
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You guys prolly have one dirty ass floor now
black light making it look like a bowling alley on kids night... speaking of kids...what up Split...
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03-12-2015, 09:40 PM
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You drove 75 beers to Connecticut just to post this?
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03-12-2015, 10:05 PM
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TIL that Dr. Dog is split.
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03-12-2015, 10:47 PM
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03-12-2015, 10:54 PM
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This can't be netcees.org
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum...d.php?t=952675 Holy shit @Sn00p lurking
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03-12-2015, 11:10 PM
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Say it aint so.
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03-12-2015, 11:12 PM
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Hi...
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03-12-2015, 11:16 PM
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Yeah white people are weird as fuck, like Anne Frank who's deaf as fuck lmao stupid white girl being deaf.
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03-12-2015, 11:19 PM
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Stackin' wins...
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Hi...
Oooh that worked so fast... Bye...
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03-12-2015, 11:21 PM
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he atually emant anne frak i just busted him out of it by saying keller lmao fucka idiyote
thnk me now young blacky
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03-12-2015, 11:24 PM
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Stackin' wins...
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Hi...
Idc for Asian history... Ming dynasty was dope tho... Bye...
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03-12-2015, 11:31 PM
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Bing.com is actually the best porn site on the internet. If you type in what you're looking for then click videos it will compile from every free porn site on the net.
You're welcome.
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03-12-2015, 11:38 PM
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Perhaps I've said too much.
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03-13-2015, 12:06 AM
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that nigga
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03-13-2015, 12:08 AM
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Literally LoL'd
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03-13-2015, 12:35 AM
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obsessed
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- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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i get calling me ashen is like supposed 2 be funni but like
its not tho? on the other hand ur imaginary ancestors feel it when i spell out nigger
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