11-03-2017, 10:36 AM | #41 | |
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My kids are soon to be 13 in 2 weeks, 8 and 9 months LOL... Way to far apart, and wish they were closer in age TBH. |
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11-04-2017, 02:46 AM | #42 |
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r w gonna ignore dis gEM
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11-04-2017, 01:25 PM | #43 | |
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time isn't on our side to be trying to space them out like that it's like you say though, always good to have them closer in age |
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11-04-2017, 01:50 PM | #44 |
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The VINTAGE DULLBOY campaign has delegated me to a caricature. It’s this post Ace Ventura/The Mask pre Truman Show Jim Carrey thing where he’s walking down the street being interrupted by college kids yelling for him to say ALRIGHTY THEN kind of thing.
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11-04-2017, 05:51 PM | #45 | |
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11-05-2017, 09:18 AM | #46 | |
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Hopefully it's a boy this time, eh? Or do you not care what gender? |
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11-07-2017, 02:13 PM | #47 |
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11-07-2017, 07:51 PM | #48 | |
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11-07-2017, 07:52 PM | #49 |
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11-07-2017, 08:05 PM | #50 | |
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6 month appointment today
96th percentile for height and 89 for weight 0_0
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11-07-2017, 08:07 PM | #51 |
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Is this an American thing where they have like a competition to see whose kids are the best?
We basically just get told "yeah, he's looking good, definitely not dying...good job"
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11-07-2017, 08:15 PM | #52 |
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Also my dude is a year and 3 months and would punch all your kids in the dick.
Apart from Lars because he has a daughter, he wouldn't hit her because he's a gentleman.
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11-07-2017, 08:33 PM | #53 |
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Here in spirit!
As to the percentile thing, its mostly to make sure the kid is healthy. If theyre inthe extreme lows you can do things to help. Some of it may come across as bragging/competing but for the most part people are just enamored with their kids and want to share just about anything. What else is there to talk about? Taxes? Mezcal?
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11-07-2017, 09:48 PM | #54 | |
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11-07-2017, 10:09 PM | #55 | |
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11-07-2017, 10:09 PM | #56 |
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this is the wrong answer, but not entirely.
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11-08-2017, 08:40 AM | #57 |
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LOL...
Pancake brah's black girlfriend is pregnant guys. |
11-08-2017, 08:42 AM | #58 | |
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Has he began the cereal/rice thing yet? I just started giving my son those Banana/Strawberry Puffs - he loves them. It's funny watching him chew, tho. It's so knew to him and comical. None of you have suggested a website I can upload pics man? Photobucket is wack. |
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11-08-2017, 08:49 AM | #59 |
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lmao my daughter was pretty tiny when she was born, weighed only like 5lbs 6
there were only something like 5% of kids smaller than her? i'm guessing thats the percentile thing you guys are talking about here its just like a graph with a curve on it and they see if theyre above/below weight on average. it doesnt really mean a great deal imho, it more so just worries the new parents unnecessarily into thinking theyre doing something wrong/something isnt right. it smacks of government legislation and them having to tell you for fear of some compensation claim later on the more i think of it just now, but whatever @Amen just google free image upload bro
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11-08-2017, 12:04 PM | #60 |
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What did he mean by this?
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