01-14-2020, 04:49 PM | #1 |
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I prove man on man anal isn’t gay
Premise 1: Being dominant isn’t gay. Premise 2: Being gay is being attracted to the traits of the same gender. Premise 3: When fucking a man, I and most other straight alphas aren’t sexually enjoying or attracted to the act. We are merely asserting our dominance. Conclusion: Fucking men in their tight, juicy assholes isn’t gay.
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01-14-2020, 04:51 PM | #2 |
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And y’all swear I’m the one that’s retarded for giving sound advice on lowering your tax bill tho
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01-14-2020, 04:53 PM | #3 |
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I’m a genius. I literally proved this using only the second premise. I could make another easily. AND it’s a flawless argument
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01-14-2020, 06:19 PM | #6 |
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01-14-2020, 07:31 PM | #8 |
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Anal is for gays, DMS.
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01-14-2020, 08:25 PM | #9 |
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01-14-2020, 09:38 PM | #10 |
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Bet, but also irrelevant
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01-14-2020, 09:58 PM | #11 |
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01-14-2020, 10:21 PM | #12 |
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Premise 1 is the problem tho. You can be dominant and gay. The reason the terms tops and bottoms exist is because someone has to be on top. Case in point, Sinacog is gay and been dominating the text scene for a couple years now
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01-14-2020, 10:52 PM | #13 | |
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Tl;dr i could remove premise 1 and still come to my conclusion |
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01-14-2020, 11:04 PM | #14 |
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You're a fucking faggot who apparently is fucking faggots
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01-14-2020, 11:14 PM | #15 |
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Thats homo.
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01-14-2020, 11:30 PM | #16 |
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Ahh obv I hit up the wrong thread...
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