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Old 03-31-2018, 04:33 AM   #1
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This right here is what we've all been waiting for. The Hot or Thot 2018 Tourney Finals! After four long weeks of countless insults and attacking bitches for their minuscule flaws like the chauvinist pig assholes we are, we reach the end of the road with two faggots who've proven they can't be beat when it comes to hating on the opposite sex. These two disgraceful human beings now face off against each other to be crowned biggest asshole of them all. Or as we like to call it, the Hot or Thot champion!

Both these guys have had ridiculous journeys to reach this point, destroying everyone in their paths so far. Up first and fighting out of the blue corner we have Muff, a late entrant and Roast Week Winner who's demolished all before him so far here, putting together consistent lulz and back to back dope shit since his return. Muff is a changed man and largely the favourite this finals, despite his recent activity and general suspended reality with him rising through the FBI's Most Wanted list at the hands of Hush. In the red corner, weighing in at British pounds, we have the relative newcomer Jay Welsh that made it here off the back of beating Barcotic and Killing Spree to make his second tourney finals of this season. Crazy shit. No one expected that. Has he got one more huge upset in him to complete his Giant Killing and take the entire thing? There's only one way to find out. Let's fucking go!

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Old 03-31-2018, 10:40 PM   #2
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Send me pics bro

I got some in my imgur that haven't been got at yet

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Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped


This was difficult lol

Editing until u drop

22 @Jay Welsh

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Finals baby!

if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will
feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills
This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide
So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side
Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies
you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise
Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce
Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls
An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes
Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses
She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer
This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror
Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look,
Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked
You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool
We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall
Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register
catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger
That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude
bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used
Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff...
cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!!

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Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
This was ok.
Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
Another ok bar.
^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
Dope picture reference.
U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
Another good picture reference.
Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
Didn't like this one much.
Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
Lol, good.
Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
Saw this play coming once I got to the concept, lol. Ok, tho.
U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
Ok, could have been a little more harsher on the execution, IMO.
^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
This was ok.
Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
Wait, what?
Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped
Probably your worst bar. Wasn't feeling this one - all thou it had potential.
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Finals baby!

if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will
feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills
Lol - cool recent personal.
This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide
So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side
Nah... Wack.
Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies
you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise
Lol, ok.
Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce
Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls
Lol, ok.
An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes
Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses
This needed a more harsher execution man... Really light.
She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer
This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror
I would have utilized fat bitch instead of fat chick looking bacl - referencing muff's little image thing of him and his back story of being over weight. Would have been a creative personal shot utilizing the image.
Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look,
Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked
Cool picture reference but again, light on the execution.
You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool
We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall
Wasn't feeling this one. Cool concept but would have preferred a different route taken on the execution.
Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register
catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger
This was good.
That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude
bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used
Decent.
Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff...
cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!!
Decent.
Definitely a nice finals match up man. Jay's come a long way and definitely got nice at picture battling for sure. Each round he's utilized the pictures to create witty concepts with decent to good executions man, so props. Muff does what he does best and did a fucking dope job creating concepts out of nothing, IMO. Close battle as far as utilizing image for ammo but from a conceptual and execution perspective - Muff takes this with more effective punches. I think his ability to make concepts out of nothing was dope - like the Step on the heart - thought that was really dope. Jay had some nice concepts but failed to harshly execute them. Example, glasses frame - felt this could have been wayyyy harsher then the way it was delivered. Again, dope match up fellas - mega props and reps to both for a good showing.

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Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
lmao dope opener. Landed well
Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
wasnt a big fan of this bar. Opener better
^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
this was dope lmao. Had to look to peep the heart and ya lmaoo. Shit looks one lmfao. Dope bar
U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
this was dope. Landed solid. Killing her character so far
Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
didnt like this much
Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
lol ok. This was funny lol
Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
this was solid. Lol. Killing ole girl
U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
lol. This was cool. Almost thought u had a gps in ur blk ass for a second. Had to read again to see what you did lmao. Good shit though
^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
ok. Lol
Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
lol. Ok.
Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped
lol. Frill wtf is that though? Lol


Jay Welsh
f anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will
feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills
lol. Nice. Good flip of the discussion shit lol
This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide
So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side
not a big fan of this one.
Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies
you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise
nah didnt like this
Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce
Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls
lol. Cool.
An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes
Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses
ok lol. This was decent
She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer
This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror
not the hardest bar but ok
Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look,
Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked
ok. Trying to go off visuals but didnt land very hard
You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool
We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall
asside from not rhyming very well.. Thought the punch was lol. The scheme fuck up hurts tho imo
Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register
catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger
ok. Concept is cool but dont feel like it landed well. Wording off a bit maybe
That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude
bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used
ok cool. Thought it coulda been worded a bit better to hit harder.
Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff...
cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!
lol ok not horrible

Had fun reading this guys. Muff thought you came pretty good man. Solid verse overall with very few weak spots. Maybe a concept or two ive seen before but still killed this chicks character pretty nicely and had some lols.

Jay. Yours was hit or miss. Opener was hardest line for you imo. Had a couple joints sprinkled in that were good but seemed like a few of your ideas were just worded bad and didnt have much impact man. Not enough ammo? Idk. You came harder in some of your previous battles imo.

Having said that. I got muff here with more consistency and more hits tbr. Jays ooener was fire imo but it just didnt hold up to a verse that ad more punches landing. Good show though fellaz. This shit was a dope funny ass ride. Enjoyed it all the way.

In the end.. I got
V-El Muffins for the W
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I would type a line by line, but I'm lazy. Anyway this was a dope finals, Muff pulled some incredible creativity out of his observations. While the Welshman attacked from unexpected angles, aimed at bringing more harsher lulz. Comparing the two, Mulatto Muff just had more hits & haymakers, despite my dislike for his structure, his wording is clean asf & highly effective. Jay some some bars as well, he just didn't land punches as consistently as his opponent, propers to both for this the tourney.. VOTE MUFF.
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Muff wins. Consistency and creativite use of pic. Your first half was ya best. Second half minus one and ender were cool

Jay. Good verse just didn’t beat muff. Lacked the bangers u had earlier in the rounds.


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Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
lmfao great opener

Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
didn't like this hit too much

^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
Rofl good hit funny af because very relevant to picture

U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
lmao nice flip

Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
nah

Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
lmao

Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
lmao keeping em coming nice flip again

U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
this was ok felt could've worded better

^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
lol

Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
lmao again

Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped
lol

jey

if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will
feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills
lol cool personal good wordplay

This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide
So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side
heard this before old saying so that's why it didn't hit much for me

Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies
you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise
nah

Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce
Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls
lmao

An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes
Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses
roffl nice

She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer
This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror
this was just ok light hit

Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look,
Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked
nah

You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool
We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall
rhyme scheme was off but funny

Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register
catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger
cool took me a minute I was like is he spitting a text battle bar then I seen the little messenger pop up thing lol cool hit

That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude
bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used
cool

Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff...
cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!!
lol good wordplay too


lots of laughs from mUff in this battle he had like two misses. Jey had some funny hits but also had some misses and light hits. Muff correlated more humor factor here and was more consistent all hits were just creativite and just roasted the pic better.

Good battle I want this to run up another season again really enjoyed this.
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v - Muff... I think we all know the deal. Dope battle both sides. Worthy of a finals match. Jay first 6 bars were pretty dope but he lacked the consistency of Muff's verse.
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V -- Muff
Felt his observations were better and made some creative angles outta it. Jay had some great lines, too. Muffs just resonated with me more. Cool battle.
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This battle was dope and if I get time in the office I'll elaborate. Muff came really tough this round. He didn't really have a miss. That being said, Jay had some heat packed in here too. Props are proper for this whole tourney from him, finals is no easy task. The accomp would have been nice but don't take it as a slight cause u came correct.

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im not breaking this down.

Both came fucking dope in this battle... this shit was Fun to read. ... probly because when i read battles i picture everyone in like this Grindtime KOTD typa atmosphere ... but this was really good to read .. i liked both verses . v/ Muff

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Yeah I got muff here.. can’t break down by bar right now I will later if you guys want... though muff was just more creative with the picture that heart line was fire imo head over heels he kinda slowed down towards the end... jay had some misses that extenze Bar was nice the blouse and Chris Wallace was cool... nothing taking from you man just muff was more creative here with the pic
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