THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Wise Wiggles]

I'm touching myself in front of her
Busty as hell, but I see cunt in her
I hunt in furs, ripping thru muscle & nerve
Y'all stretching the coat tails, I'm clucking the spurs
Yeah we had our moment & nothing occurred
It was recent, the drool is warm
Lemme stir up this pool w/storm
Kewl as porn, snapping my neck to tool & korn
Donkey punching dykes cuz their mule is worn
was sober, now it's stool & coors
Bout to be speedballin' like that fool from doors

[Split]

Kokiri crusader, fear me like Vader, i'm the eerie innovater with master discord-
sheathed in the mirror for later. You're sleep to my awakeness, real to my fakeness,
but I'm building a resume to explain the serious in my statements for green-fairy-warrior haters-
Siri's my navigator, but I've done rearranged her, neurons decayed like neutrons with age,
spirits on the come up need to get laid and I accept all succubus for pay,
enough of US- I'm just deranged and insane slash sickened and crazed with maximum strange,
Racketeering renegades with action KARATE CHOP, KARA TAY swag that don't stop for days.

[Wise Wiggles]

you gangsters squeeze gats til the trigger breaks
While wise rocking chains covered in algae from crystal lake
Strippers pay me for raping journals, face got burn holes
just a dead poet trying to rake up dirt skull
the usual, ill. utilizing this beautiful skill
don't need Christopher to show you this view to a kill
write the sadistic, plot sick- dope flick
a paperboy - watch matt get his throat slit
machete scarf, ugly scar & yeti barf
Story behind every star- wanna be down? you already are
I'm about to paint your blank vision
Get insane w/him- train chicken & a bottle of a Jamison
I'm about to get it wet if the rain didn't

[Wise Wiggles]

That looks like an elf in your sig
I tells it like it is, fire wall shit- melting the bricks
All my writtens are dusty, on the shelf w/the lint
All my writtens are bullies, ringing the bell of a wimp
All my kittens are sorta soft like the shell of a shrimp
All my sniffin' bags I used to sell at a skimp
All my writtens go retarded, talking helmets & gimps
full rubtard- simple jack, never know how a pimp'll act
explode outta nowhere like a pimple act
every time I hear your name it's like cymbals crash
I smokes the grasses, need to start some yoga classes
to add balance to these yoda axes w/cobra fastness
It's so hard to find the line between dope & wackness
I recite wu-tang's flows practicing my judo throws & tactics
Im calling hookers- trying to give some a ho a snatch lick
David lama is @the end of an icy rainbow trying to blow a faggot
laser hair removal- checkerboard pubes, it grows in patches
I'll open up your gas cap & throw some matches
When you die on devil's night, I'm that crow that's laughing

[Wise Wiggles]

Fuck that, I can be ninja w/a little ooze
Fuck those nigger boobs, quit being bitter dude
I dress my cats in mini stripper boots
& face fuck them til their whisker's glued
This head case sex slave, I whip her, nude
She acts an ass then her rim gets chewed
Super nova shit, make the Big Dipper move

[dead man]

a man who is wiser than pentagrams and a lighter
you grow full of faggot desires when your fashion is tighter
jeans hugging your dick just like a pastor in choir
i hate work, but boredom's worse. i'll die before i retire.

[Wise Wiggles]

^all you do is ruin cyphers, this dude is light work
w/a mouth that reeks of shit like he was chewing diapers
my knife bouts'ta show y'all a human geyser
see things your way? you might lose an eye first
knock that faggot shit the fuck off, we all know you love cock
driving miles & miles to get hot carled at truck stops

bitch

[dead man]

@Wise Ass eats poop and drinks gallons of sunblock
thirsty for cum droplets, watermelons and kumquats
once an irrelevant stoner, now you're sober, sucking elephant boners
claiming you were drunk the morning after. yeahhhh right.

[Wise Wiggles]

can it clown, you prolly prance around to Hanson sounds
wearing nothing but lip gloss & a gown
your limbs are broken, lemme set it straight
I got more hooks than leatherface
more hate than Ed when his head is shaved
dont hesitate, pussy- accept ya fate
coulda been any thing in the world, instead you're gay
style's vacant like the economy's bread
you ain't know? only losers want to be dead

[Split]

The dead don't get remembered, same for wise men,
gravestones erode, life subsided, and time sands the letters,
So when ashiest bastards turn to ashes from sad embers,
Its cuz I stamped ya flames out, pearly gates
You wont wake and your soul's mine to take, return to sender

[dead man]

rather be dead in a grave, a worm infested oasis
than be alive consuming semen on a regular basis
if i was human, i'd be shooting loads on models like amber rose
this fruit fucks cocker spaniels with his cock in a cantaloupe
this broad is a bleeder, swallow her beaver, you've mocked my procedure
from context to feature presentation, follow your leader
i fuck fat girls like oprah & participants in opera and theater
comb my last written. take notes, highlight, copy the ether
whack reincarnate of a fossil, you put the bottom in feeder
at least you can say you had a competent teacher..

[Split]

if I was gonna steal shit from ancient scriptures,
copy down a picture, be an artist leecher,
every single verse would feature repetitious diction,
line about preacher, nobody stays, intrinsic lack of love,
poetic fiction relays academia, drugs, negligence of children,
a semblance of attention paid to discontent of millions,
but my sixth sense contends deceased hold no intuition,
for the wishes of the dead speak not for the icy breath they leak
but to warm themselves with living breath on their neck
Just out of reach

[PURE ENERGY]

Looking in the mirror at an image I never recognize
cuz I've stared down the face of evil and left Death defied
use my will and might, cuz my image frights enemies and petrified
Fuck Rick I'm the ruler I the bring pain to measure
Cuz when it rains it pours, and only I can tame the weather
I've been endowed with the godly when I plucked an angel's feather

[Wise Wiggles]

mask cult- rap's pulse, heart on sleeve
arteries probably resemble yard debris
scarfing free shots @the bar, it's hard to leave
no bandages so the scars can breathe
they all symbolize the pain that's apart of me
fuck it- hip hop been dead & the carcass reeks
this art? Robin Hood w/ the archery
constant nightmares- never harbor dreams
in the woods w/ smokeybear sparking trees
stole Noah's blueprints & built the ark for me

[Frank]

Harpoon harmony, cartoon cut-out carpentry
I'm part heart part heart disease
I'm partially perished pardon my lyrics
I'm barfing the bars that cause the hysterics

[Split]

What's good, Pandora's Box?
Contraband without a lock.
Ampersand, and understands the thought,
Let's expand absolutely naught
Complain about the day we wrought,
Wars we fought to prove righteous is as righteous does,
But the same good night sleep defies the sun's brightest claws,
Paw before paw, don't let the pretense creep and reverse the flaws,
Youll be crawling in no time, little God, but should you find truth
Mirror image in confession booth decides its time for message two

[Fig]

Sipping gangrene out the canteen, bad teen
Trashing fat grannies in a tag team
Purple acne on the back with her ass creamed
Band geek, trumpet in her ass so her crack's shriek
Mad chíc in crusty cum black sheets, blasphemy
I patty cake with sitters of catholic kids till my hand reeks
of young lad pee and past tragedy.
Then I calm em with anecdotes as Coyote for dora and handy manny.

[Split]

sometimes i wonder if im the only person that reads every cypher post.
@Figurative sign up for the writer's league... if you don't think you'll be competitive, I do.

practice makes perfect. last date with purpose. hate me, i deserve it, amaze me with displays of inertia, the way subtle empathies, sympathetic entities attend to me in symmetries. troubled intellect through Hubble imagery- i'm simply he who bleeds, atral sentences, hunky dory allegories, asshole in a rapport with medicine, all her transitory tendencies, Thomas Edison with a 40, twenty Excedrin and the jettison of homely discrepancies... enough of me, the thing that drew me in? sketchy undisclosed ruins of entropy, step two'n with intuition and congruent jests with remission. i said listen, she said these are words i've never heard, cage the birds, in turn sing me your allure and it better be rehearsed. tethered to a hearse. your way with words. dispersed, shaky half-steps, disrespect and sexual bedside attention, words- eventually deceptive- connotations i've used before, attempts in verbal atlases unexplored, gone with tactful zephyrs, egg rolls whole, the meat of the discourse.... general remorse and ether in fifths, fourths, miss you more, less is more, excess is a morsel for consumption by time, greedy whore- have you ever listened to the breaths of a man who speaks too much? out of touch and out of line, to each their lust, BUT IM OUT OF TIME so to me their trust, i love it.

[Split]

@Darth Yoda cypher or die. you understand the most.
@cakecakecake probs gets it too tho

[Wise Wiggles]

I battle god in camouflage w/ cattle prongs
Heaven's full so the ladder drops
These scattered thoughts make her asshole throb
grabbed a diamondback & bit it's rattle off
I spit waking life in pastel globs. Raps still odd

w/e