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Old 04-27-2014, 06:08 PM   #21
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pull you closer, magnum opus. glimmer glamorous gem
bestowed. scarlet begonias with a lavender stem
engaged to contentment, while i'm content with a snack
i ate the dingo with babies in her intestinal tract
no leftover scraps, no tupperware. it's fresher than that
fresher than residue on my vegetable rack
tried to overdose in 7th grade in chemistry class
i was summoned for a minute but i'm ready to pass.
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Old 04-27-2014, 06:28 PM   #22
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amaretto arteries and nitrogen lungs
rhyme arithmetic, violinist strum enlightenment once
a single moment is granted and if you miss it you're fucked
kisses and hugs are symbols of trust. but yo, these women are nuts
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you'll drive summers away and winter vocations instead,
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snicker with coffee, khaki java and sensible laughs
balancing act. equity to give them leverage to pass
contentment is excellent health and your memories bad
birds view. it's an eye for an eye when the retinal scans
doesnt detect you. and your thumb isnt an acceptable mass
ineffectual, in 7th grade i fell asleep in chemistry class
dreamed about tupperware when i couldnt dish out my past
i'm a fish out of glass. still seeing in skate demo tape vision,
my shackles are candelabras of cello-taped wishes.
i'm a bantamweight drinker. enlightenment's cheap.
a procession of prophets, yet none align us with sleep
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Old 04-28-2014, 08:05 AM   #24
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As sure as biff*s face caught manure, V gon be honest
Now bend over, touch your toes, and poop comets
Realize that mufasa's skies are really just Vaders office
So a certain bliss applies, philosophize off tonics
No homo but every maverick needs a goose massaging cock pits
Life is like the hobo asking for change in exchange for stock tips
My perspective is introspective like corrective mental colonics
I lead them to freedom my tinkler skeeting hooked on phonics
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Old 04-29-2014, 05:14 PM   #25
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Old 04-29-2014, 05:37 PM   #26
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my pen is toothpaste, the page, ouchie molars
the purpose, to pave the path 4 big lebowski bowlers
We have been here before, the prob is you lack vision
permutations of the cube, try and rob the exact prison
spit the dopest shit? only if in 100 years it becomes bitten
this world is indigestion, my message is tums fizzen...
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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Old 04-29-2014, 08:10 PM   #27
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i guess this a cypher now

so i'll just say i didn't know schizoaffective was a word and now it's in my top 25.
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:20 PM   #28
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Tell the thread the other 24 favorite El Pancake words
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:27 PM   #29
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Old 04-29-2014, 09:40 PM   #30
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As sure as biff*s face caught manure, V gon be honest
Now bend over, touch your toes, and poop comets
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So a certain bliss applies, philosophize off tonics
No homo but every maverick needs a goose massaging cock pits
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troll or i dont get?
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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Old 04-30-2014, 08:38 AM   #31
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What if I had hair and just used nair?
Really, what kinda champion is Flair?
Too much time contrasting cuz no rhyme can compare
In time the design will incline e=mc square
Veritas, I move shit like a pear
But yall sleep like a bear
Stay sober take the dare I
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Skits so effective
you're skipping to the interludes
and missing the message.
My whimsical wit amused
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i guess this a cypher now

so i'll just say i didn't know schizoaffective was a word and now it's in my top 25.
do you have a solid number one word?

if i had to guess, i'd say it's stellar or aplomb.
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Succulent is a good one.
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Succulent is a good one.
Yeah and so is foreskin applesauce,
You gotta flabby core.....hasselhoff
Leave asteroth slack and soft
Unlike the bra of laura croft when fastened off
Skeet off in the folds the last clip and the mag is lost
The plans eclipsed the fans flipped so why u acting boss?
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