03-02-2021, 10:31 PM | #1 |
Everything's Connected
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In the words of Kurt Cobain before he gave his shotgun a taste... "They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same" You drop letters, great... just make sure they are a lot better paced Cuz you can get scarred Overeem-marks like Brock Lesnar's face I'll stoop to your level like a staircase, you left in a stupor You droppin' fast, oxygen masks... I increase the cabin pressure like Uber I guess future me saw a disaster and did some recon after Don't know if I fly by the seat of my pants or just have my jeans on backwards... Now we've established some ground rules - Stay the course on the double bitch Cuz only thing around the necks bend is the rope I hung you with Insignificant vets, you couldn't make waves with a boat engine that revs It's so simple and yet... I'll smack ya boy-n'-see a slow ripple effect Knock ya dentures loose for years, who compares to the most ruthless here? Won by skin of your teeth, but I'll keep those new veneers as souvenirs The teacher's now the student, weird; I should speak on how you lose bitch But when it comes to that shit? Catfish - I can't bring myself to do it You got a cool sig in store... tragic you can't call it humidor nothing... Believe me buddy, I don't have to be intuit to see it coming... Some figures of speech are unheard of; I can't recall my statements off-hand But compared to you I'm more of a physicist than a shaken pop can You flake out on me like dandruff, seasoned vets think confetti just fell Now I bet you'll speak out of turn like a GPS redirecting itself Hang tight like BTK's victims, the story's told when you're down and out But you're not privy to that whole phallus, see? Like a glory hole in an outhouse Loud mouths... Give us a topic and you'll find it awfully quiet I'll just drop the knife in 'til you pulsate like a zombie's diet "Nothing shocks me these days" Silence. I'll hit ya with a taser zap Too bad punchlines are lost on you like generation alpha with paper maps We sift through everything you're a Borat... Topicals, technique, the battle scene You're the black face of Halloween - That's an Ali G analogy Gun bars? Capital idea... At least that's the agreement I get lowercase smacking the keys quick - You get lower case I actually mean it You could do an about face like a pic battle and still clone bars instantly You just another awful mini me with thin range like close proximity I lockdown hierarchies; You use an El Camino to hunt in the streets But to me, one elk a mean no hunger for weeks In the throws of a fit like judo gi's, frail bones will break when the arm sets And throwing down the gauntlets... me concentrate on the large threats Used to command respect, but I know you lost all your fight bro Cuz in retrospect you're all Jaded... just like The Tonight Show You can put your neck on the line like tracheostomy valves on a phone... But I just don't think being humble abode well... like a home This is no game, my art craves attention - I'm making it known You mad? Gotta be Stark raven though if you see yourself taking the throan Hate to break it to you like a shiv... Although you might deceive most We on netcees know you're a downright square upstart like a cheat code That's how your relationship broke... man you damaged it good Now you wait on her hand and foot like how half-shipped mannequins stood At a standstill and shook; I can't compete with what your bipolar mind delivers I can tell you all the reasons that I'm sicker but melting polar ice is quicker That split personality shows your lack of talent's in question Then your duality's mentioned... Either way y'all co-worst like invalid confessions Dig in ya heels like wrestlers; Showing up every week in a season's rare You could fix a broken steering wheel and still couldn't say ya be-prepared I hear you chomping at the bit like Pacman for whatever I may reveal I take in all your bull, dozing off... but still can't level the playing field Had it up to here with your daily speils, none of them with a shadow of truth I'm up on my pedestal with a chateau view... that's how I shat over you Now you're stuck in a rut, Snyder cut, I won't just clown on you once Based on where I left your carcass, you SHOULD be down in the dumps I'll buy a vowel; I have a consonant stutter when my mouth doesn't shut Don't know if I took my talons down south or an owl just lunged... I Mother Earth? I'm OTHER earth - All you nerds eat my dust All that terror-forming mars your work quicker than Elon Musk Delivery's not up to snuff, like a still born one month shy Enough's enough; Y'all can't rhyme unless you build toward a punchline Layouts barely align, bars are paced with no rhythmic signs Lines aren't clearly defined, like a parking space in the winter time Your pre-writtens are in high demand? Ehh, maybe on paper But these victims of mine I hide 'em and... save them for later That's staying in your favor... What I tap into ain't that simple Each line has more panes-taking detail than stained glass windows Been washed since I met you; Droplets are forming, all of it's normal You got ya head in the clouds, brainstorming... Sorry I have no taller-rinse for you All the bravado on this forum is not something I have to retort to Cuz when standing before you all you have to say is, "Small world"... ... of course dude.
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03-05-2021, 03:16 PM | #2 |
obsessed
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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bb dun like suk thaxyew
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03-05-2021, 05:25 PM | #3 |
Badgerdick
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so this is what you’ve been up to
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03-06-2021, 11:24 AM | #4 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
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03-08-2021, 07:54 PM | #5 |
living
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Super impressive imo. Bb plz say the bb hating
It ranged from really dope/clever wordplay to very cringy bad wordplay. But there’s literally no way to write something this long without a few misses. Bravo dude.
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03-08-2021, 09:12 PM | #6 | |
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03-13-2021, 10:01 AM | #7 |
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Thiswas pretty fun to read. Real creative man. Props
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03-15-2021, 12:15 PM | #8 |
Sell Her
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lots of good drops of names places taht sort of thing general rhyme dope dude i liked the length it really fit in my mood i got bi-polar so its def my ish man thanks dude keep it up
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