Semi Finals - Blue Bayou vs Username - {Blue Wins}

[Hush]

10 lines due tonight


@Blue Bayou @UserName

[Blue Bayou]

*no Zelph votes*



i leave the water running, draw a bath, then i sit in the seat
User leaves the water running the second the ice cream truck gets to the beach
want me to list all the reasons that i’ll son and offend you?
well for starters.. you look like you order every one on the menu
you hate your gluttony, i get it, it’s wild what you been thru
all your pants are like slow burn dramas, they take a while to get into
gave my wife a sexy new thong for that dreamy ass
last time you gave a woman some lace, it was in her martini glass
my bucket list is Thailand to Hong Kong, then Haiti to Dubai
user’s Bucket List is "get a 12 piece, plus an 8, with extra gravy for the fries"

[UserName]

This rich Canadian is out of touch, peep how dull he raps
Lookin like the last Black Life that Mattered to him was lost in his Cul-de-Sac
Hey it’s true, I get it, fat jokes are entertaining, dude
But maybe don’t diss my diet if you’re gonna take all the low-hanging-fruit
I’m not the type to bore, so listen, I’m using you to wipe the floor
Your girls wedding dress? It’s a wife beater of mine she wore the night before
I’m classically trained, your girl loves the way my nuts savagely hang
But let’s be honest, only time she’s A10 is on the vending machine after we bang
The Mac I slap to his face will have this faggot disgraced
One turn, and you’ll hear the metal click like you’re cracking a safe

[UPN Zuch]

i leave the water running, draw a bath, then i sit in the seat
User leaves the water running the second the ice cream truck gets to the beach
want me to list all the reasons that i’ll son and offend you?
well for starters.. you look like you order every one on the menu
you hate your gluttony, i get it, it’s wild what you been thru
all your pants are like slow burn dramas, they take a while to get into

These were fire.


Vs

Your girls wedding dress? It’s a wife beater of mine she wore the night before
I’m classically trained, your girl loves the way my nuts savagely hang
But let’s be honest, only time she’s A10 is on the vending machine after we bang
The Mac I slap to his face will have this faggot disgraced
One turn, and you’ll hear the metal click like you’re cracking a safe


Same amount of quotables, but I feel Blue’s misses were slightly better even though he overloaded on fat jokes. That doesn’t matter to me really because if it’s good it’s good.

Both came correct as hell. Props guys.

Vote- Blue

[evaD]

Water running funny image if a lil light
For starters was great
Slow burn was nice
Lace is simple but dope and glad it’s not another fat joke
Bucket list is fire lol

BLM was a miss for me
Low hanging fruit was a good way to flip his angles but the punch is a bit soft
Wife beater decent
Lol at savagely hang
A10 dope
Cracking safe dope

User finished real strong And had more angles of attack but took a while to get going. Blue cane stronger throughout and gets my vote

Vote - blue

[Hush]

A10 and cracking a safe was fire


I liked blues whole verse tho


Dope battle


V blue

[UPN Zuch]

So much fire here for real

[Hush]

More votes

[Zaddy]

i leave the water running, draw a bath, then i sit in the seat
User leaves the water running the second the ice cream truck gets to the beach
in all honesty I have no clue what you’re talking about here
want me to list all the reasons that i’ll son and offend you?
well for starters.. you look like you order every one on the menu
lmao nice
you hate your gluttony, i get it, it’s wild what you been thru
all your pants are like slow burn dramas, they take a while to get into
good again
gave my wife a sexy new thong for that dreamy ass
last time you gave a woman some lace, it was in her martini glass
ok
my bucket list is Thailand to Hong Kong, then Haiti to Dubai
user’s Bucket List is "get a 12 piece, plus an 8, with extra gravy for the fries"
no


Vs



This rich Canadian is out of touch, peep how dull he raps
Lookin like the last Black Life that Mattered to him was lost in his Cul-de-Sac
nah
Hey it’s true, I get it, fat jokes are entertaining, dude
But maybe don’t diss my diet if you’re gonna take all the low-hanging-fruit
this is a pretty played concept
I’m not the type to bore, so listen, I’m using you to wipe the floor
Your girls wedding dress? It’s a wife beater of mine she wore the night before
nah
I’m classically trained, your girl loves the way my nuts savagely hang
But let’s be honest, only time she’s A10 is on the vending machine after we bang
decent
The Mac I slap to his face will have this faggot disgraced
One turn, and you’ll hear the metal click like you’re cracking a safe
sick closer


Cool little battle here but I have blue taking it quite comfortably


Vote Blue Bayou

[Neighbor]

Gotta go against the grain here.. I thought Blue had a TREMENDOUS verse, full of misdirections & “fat” concepts I’ve never seen before, but that’s what they were; fat concepts. User brought a variety of angles & matched Blue’s wording & execution here, which’s a near impossible task for anybody

Honestly, I think Blue’s verse beats 98% of the site on a bad day, but User matched his wittiness & switched up his attacks, which tips this in his favor.. can easily understand ppl voting for Blue, tho

SICK battle, especially on short notice

v/ UserName

[Destroyer]

Blue neigh the best rivalry since rangers/flyers

I’m not gonna get too deep into it
Blues whole verse hit to me
user’s whole verse minus the low hanging fruit bar hit to me
It was a dope battle but I wish user had just thrown in another hilarious diss as opposed to the bar though while it had relevance, didn’t have as much sting as it should have to me
Blue had me laughing from his opener, which always scores points with me

V/bb