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Old 03-08-2021, 10:56 AM   #1
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Old 03-08-2021, 11:58 AM   #2
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The day you gave me the ring

I knew it meant to be

I love you the way you love me

I've been there through problems you had

I never be like the others and treat you bad

I'm happy to be your wife

You'll always be the love of my life
Long as you by my side

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Old 03-08-2021, 12:06 PM   #3
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Masculinity oozin off you...pfft....you ain’t a jock n it’s showin
Only time you hear “Put me in, coach!” You gettin docked by your boyfriend
Service rep deserves respect, you got a lot to be phoned in
Whether it be your bars against me, or your calls from this mornin’
Fuck that snarky ass face...think you badder than shit?
Backhand knock the soul out your mouth , and that lil wack ass patch off ya chin
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Old 03-08-2021, 02:19 PM   #4
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Yo this queer got me dyin
Lookin like he press his shirt with a razor and trim his beard with an iron
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Old 03-08-2021, 04:05 PM   #5
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Roasting this faggot is fair and here’s a pair of known facts:
They call him Amen, and his hair don’t stand a prayer to grow back
Wide nostrils and gumpy lips, an albino he might be
Face white as powder, but trust me every feature was written by Spike Lee
Yeah the GOAT is single now so Zuch gotta be natural
Normally I gotta look at Jamie’s nudes if I want to stare at a bleached asshole
Working hard for low pay, I know you do it for the kinfolk
Wearing the same raggedy shirt a day after Finny used the shit for a pillow
This Martian’s skull makes me wonder, so I’m on a quest for that closure
Speaking of Curiosity, them craters on your head would bring death to that rover
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Old 03-08-2021, 06:11 PM   #6
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Coach Andy 'Amen' Santiago. He of the 2 year lifetime warranty.
My name’s Dre, I aint gay but the power of my son’s inside me
Stopped and froze, awkward pose, ...yo this door looks just like me
I want it my way, I just demand and it works
Life’s been a breeze since BK sent my assistant manager shirt
You see this head? It gets razor sharp slashing attacks
Even my Beamers don’t shine this bright after a wax
My wife’s amazing, she likes my scalp like a bleached boulder
And fucks me at night while she squats 300 pounds on each shoulder

*style switch inner rhyme scheme Amen multi-mode engage*

My lips are like thick boards, I tell ladies my dick is my jizz sword,
I might yell at my kids, For their yellowish tint,
Or I might sit in this bathroom, yellin’ SETH’S A FAGGOT on discord
This here is my birthplace, I need hair in the worst way,
But not as much as I need to argue COVID for 6 hours during my work days
I was born lanky and buff & my kids never thank me for stuff
My will to live is based on building shit,
And my hair just burns off when I’m angry enough
And It burns until the cinders itch, I work so my kids are rich
It’s actually scary I’m happily married
But I’ll still send my dick & a Trump meme to a Tinder bitch
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Old 03-09-2021, 05:56 PM   #7
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AYO. Set it off
Claim ur fire but nothing close, the shame i can smell
Pussy you're smoke-less.. even the alarm above you deactivated itself
Owe me $$? I'd shine one off his dome & get it in full
That's not a fixture, heaven opened up after bullets entered his skull
You idolize Dull. That's fine. Multis are a bit lethal
He'd say ur a sick feeble Vin Diesel if burnt out by the 5th sequel
Fuck goals; u'll wake at 3am to a different drill shithead
Coach Andy will get the KC, shots leave every part of em Big Red
How'd wife let you go out dressed like u jumped a fence?
Guess only iron pressing/steam she doing is in her dungeon gym
Look worn out & hung up. same shirt a week n it stinks..
Funny your face a bit Downy but never use the wrinkle release
Plus wifes a freak.. weird flex is how she likes her D
Yall 'Touchin Heads' is stickin ur tip in the fibrous crease of her biceps peak
Door reflects ur no talent/low iq life, its all wrong kid
Bronze was always outta reach... & also the age this mongoloid belongs in

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Old 03-10-2021, 12:00 AM   #8
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The Gump of wit got Bubba's lips and a lazy eye
Fast and McFlurrious. Why that double chin got a racing stripe
Vin Gasoline with a 10 second car for office clout.
Taking selfies in the bathroom like, 'mirror whatchu talking 'bout'
You put the NOS in nostrils. Fr those holes are pitch black
but the only thing riddick is the size of your bitch lats
That's emasculating. Bet she masturbates in sets.
Calls you her spotter and has you watch her blast away her pecks
Gotta be awkward with boulders where her nipples are
Or when your son wants something phallic and you have her open up the pickle jar
k that's a little far. We all can see you're stupid.
Was gonna shine a light on your baldness but that fluorescent beat me to it

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Old 03-10-2021, 05:19 PM   #9
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you're a rapper thats fat not the most dapper of dads
if Seth's collar was wrinkly yours is Prince Philips ballsack after a bath
been bald since 13 so i'll do more then laugh at ur outfit..
you're the only guy i know that would hit a rough patch & be ecstatic about it
stuck in a shitty life while wifey's out there getting filled w/ cum
you're secondary player...won't turn the corner no matter how many cone drills u run
i keep it real Dre, to be honest, you're kind of a hoe
wife will leave you & it won't be ur beamer story next time you're lying a loan
playing Call of Duty 24/7 while you're babies starvin..
you're Vin Diesel alright...not Torretto, the guy that worked at JT Marlin
Blue's Exfil is after he busts & hits the spot..
Amen's Exfil is some white dude that used to suck his dick a lot
i'm the true gamer, any difficulty set is a murder
all Amen knows about Sliders is he still holds White Castle's record for burgers
jaw the size of Obie Trice..
this the worst look next to a Stall since the death of Opie's wife
you're not a tough guy so chill w/ all the senseless threats
fresh to death? you couldn't fill out that shirt w/ help from a census rep
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Old 03-10-2021, 06:31 PM   #10
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Ur bars been trash for yrs, stuffed in that column quick
Ironic that butt chin looks like it has crohns disease cuz u neva pushed out solid shit
Caught ya wife cheatin, & it got ocky sick
His Face looks like Raphael after KC Jones hit'em w/ a Hockey stick
u only get gold diggers 24/7, u should study the game
we all kno u been Lieing about ya age & u only pujios from the money u made
U don't got.the heater on u, fag hiding so the rest is harmed
This nigga may be the last.w/ a.chin strap but the first to pull the stress alarm
U can't even lift a 5 pd dumbbell, ya work out type is killing me
Last time this nigga seen 3 curls in a row was watchin Hector Camacho ina fight trilogy
point blank murder u, pussy ill scorch the chopper
I ain't no I.C.E agent but ill put the tip on this Mexicans head like I was executin boarder hoppers
act like u holding heat w/ the.scope, u neva spark the toaster
U only strapped w a laser while workin ya part time job as a Wal-Mart closer
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