03-08-2021, 10:56 AM | #1 |
consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
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WEEK 6 ROAST :::AMEN:::
Coach Andy 'Amen' Santiago. He of the 2 year lifetime warranty. |
03-08-2021, 11:58 AM | #2 |
FUCK YOU
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 1,041
Battle Record: 7-9
Rep Power: 8436723 |
The day you gave me the ring
I knew it meant to be I love you the way you love me I've been there through problems you had I never be like the others and treat you bad I'm happy to be your wife You'll always be the love of my life Long as you by my side I'm never giving up pride [/QUOTE] |
03-08-2021, 12:06 PM | #3 |
low tide in serotonin bay
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,737
Battle Record: 37-28
Champed - GWL Picture Challenge
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Rep Power: 15446142 |
Masculinity oozin off you...pfft....you ain’t a jock n it’s showin
Only time you hear “Put me in, coach!” You gettin docked by your boyfriend Service rep deserves respect, you got a lot to be phoned in Whether it be your bars against me, or your calls from this mornin’ Fuck that snarky ass face...think you badder than shit? Backhand knock the soul out your mouth , and that lil wack ass patch off ya chin |
03-08-2021, 02:19 PM | #4 |
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2020
Posts: 697
Battle Record: 19-10
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Yo this queer got me dyin
Lookin like he press his shirt with a razor and trim his beard with an iron
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03-08-2021, 04:05 PM | #5 |
Spoiled brat
Join Date: May 2020
Location: Detroit
Posts: 1,997
Battle Record: 25-3
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Roasting this faggot is fair and here’s a pair of known facts: They call him Amen, and his hair don’t stand a prayer to grow back Wide nostrils and gumpy lips, an albino he might be Face white as powder, but trust me every feature was written by Spike Lee Yeah the GOAT is single now so Zuch gotta be natural Normally I gotta look at Jamie’s nudes if I want to stare at a bleached asshole Working hard for low pay, I know you do it for the kinfolk Wearing the same raggedy shirt a day after Finny used the shit for a pillow This Martian’s skull makes me wonder, so I’m on a quest for that closure Speaking of Curiosity, them craters on your head would bring death to that rover
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03-08-2021, 06:11 PM | #6 | |
K I N G
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 685
Battle Record: 15-10
Rep Power: 3228862 |
Quote:
Stopped and froze, awkward pose, ...yo this door looks just like me I want it my way, I just demand and it works Life’s been a breeze since BK sent my assistant manager shirt You see this head? It gets razor sharp slashing attacks Even my Beamers don’t shine this bright after a wax My wife’s amazing, she likes my scalp like a bleached boulder And fucks me at night while she squats 300 pounds on each shoulder *style switch inner rhyme scheme Amen multi-mode engage* My lips are like thick boards, I tell ladies my dick is my jizz sword, I might yell at my kids, For their yellowish tint, Or I might sit in this bathroom, yellin’ SETH’S A FAGGOT on discord This here is my birthplace, I need hair in the worst way, But not as much as I need to argue COVID for 6 hours during my work days I was born lanky and buff & my kids never thank me for stuff My will to live is based on building shit, And my hair just burns off when I’m angry enough And It burns until the cinders itch, I work so my kids are rich It’s actually scary I’m happily married But I’ll still send my dick & a Trump meme to a Tinder bitch
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03-09-2021, 05:56 PM | #7 |
Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 3,118
Battle Record: 63-35
Accomplishments - 50 Wins
Champed - BA Picture Roast
- Battle Royale Tournament
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- Netcees Battle League
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- HoT Roast
- BAL Roast
- Tag Team Tourney
- NBL Barcotic Cypher
- SOL Pic Roast
- BA Tag
- XXXtentacion Roast
- 1-2 LR Champ
Rep Power: 22535864 |
AYO. Set it off Claim ur fire but nothing close, the shame i can smell Pussy you're smoke-less.. even the alarm above you deactivated itself Owe me $$? I'd shine one off his dome & get it in full That's not a fixture, heaven opened up after bullets entered his skull You idolize Dull. That's fine. Multis are a bit lethal He'd say ur a sick feeble Vin Diesel if burnt out by the 5th sequel Fuck goals; u'll wake at 3am to a different drill shithead Coach Andy will get the KC, shots leave every part of em Big Red How'd wife let you go out dressed like u jumped a fence? Guess only iron pressing/steam she doing is in her dungeon gym Look worn out & hung up. same shirt a week n it stinks.. Funny your face a bit Downy but never use the wrinkle release Plus wifes a freak.. weird flex is how she likes her D Yall 'Touchin Heads' is stickin ur tip in the fibrous crease of her biceps peak Door reflects ur no talent/low iq life, its all wrong kid Bronze was always outta reach... & also the age this mongoloid belongs in Last edited by Saint; 03-15-2021 at 04:57 PM. |
03-10-2021, 12:00 AM | #8 |
consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
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The Gump of wit got Bubba's lips and a lazy eye Fast and McFlurrious. Why that double chin got a racing stripe Vin Gasoline with a 10 second car for office clout. Taking selfies in the bathroom like, 'mirror whatchu talking 'bout' You put the NOS in nostrils. Fr those holes are pitch black but the only thing riddick is the size of your bitch lats That's emasculating. Bet she masturbates in sets. Calls you her spotter and has you watch her blast away her pecks Gotta be awkward with boulders where her nipples are Or when your son wants something phallic and you have her open up the pickle jar k that's a little far. We all can see you're stupid. Was gonna shine a light on your baldness but that fluorescent beat me to it Last edited by dull boy; 03-11-2021 at 11:47 AM. |
03-10-2021, 05:19 PM | #9 |
Ukrainian Howlitzers
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,089
Battle Record: 41-24
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - NBL Season 3
- Alias Tournament II
- Fight Night XLVIII
- Fight Night XXV
- Fight Night XV
- Fight Night (3x)
- Netcees Battle League (4x)
- NBL Tag Team Season 3
- Lyric Olympics
- 1-2 Punch League (3x)
- Battle Arena League (2x)
- Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
- BA Tag
- NPL Roast
- Netcees Pic League
Rep Power: 17502332 |
you're a rapper thats fat not the most dapper of dads if Seth's collar was wrinkly yours is Prince Philips ballsack after a bath been bald since 13 so i'll do more then laugh at ur outfit.. you're the only guy i know that would hit a rough patch & be ecstatic about it stuck in a shitty life while wifey's out there getting filled w/ cum you're secondary player...won't turn the corner no matter how many cone drills u run i keep it real Dre, to be honest, you're kind of a hoe wife will leave you & it won't be ur beamer story next time you're lying a loan playing Call of Duty 24/7 while you're babies starvin.. you're Vin Diesel alright...not Torretto, the guy that worked at JT Marlin Blue's Exfil is after he busts & hits the spot.. Amen's Exfil is some white dude that used to suck his dick a lot i'm the true gamer, any difficulty set is a murder all Amen knows about Sliders is he still holds White Castle's record for burgers jaw the size of Obie Trice.. this the worst look next to a Stall since the death of Opie's wife you're not a tough guy so chill w/ all the senseless threats fresh to death? you couldn't fill out that shirt w/ help from a census rep
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I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip Last edited by Blue Bayou; 03-10-2021 at 05:31 PM. |
03-10-2021, 06:31 PM | #10 |
The conquer.
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 409
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
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Ur bars been trash for yrs, stuffed in that column quick
Ironic that butt chin looks like it has crohns disease cuz u neva pushed out solid shit Caught ya wife cheatin, & it got ocky sick His Face looks like Raphael after KC Jones hit'em w/ a Hockey stick u only get gold diggers 24/7, u should study the game we all kno u been Lieing about ya age & u only pujios from the money u made U don't got.the heater on u, fag hiding so the rest is harmed This nigga may be the last.w/ a.chin strap but the first to pull the stress alarm U can't even lift a 5 pd dumbbell, ya work out type is killing me Last time this nigga seen 3 curls in a row was watchin Hector Camacho ina fight trilogy point blank murder u, pussy ill scorch the chopper I ain't no I.C.E agent but ill put the tip on this Mexicans head like I was executin boarder hoppers act like u holding heat w/ the.scope, u neva spark the toaster U only strapped w a laser while workin ya part time job as a Wal-Mart closer
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