WEEK 5: (0-1) Lars V (0-1) Spree/Bomb Bard (5-0 SPREE WINS)

[dull boy]

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars.

If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday.
This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@Bomb Bard you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

[Bomb Bard]

Woooow
Y’all reached Two pages last week & Vic mopped the floor w/this vet
Brought the league to new Heights & still came up short of success
Told Seth you a 6 footer & we was all laughing, D
U Lie through your Teeth & 1 of those’ll get caught on my belt loop tryin to tackle me

[Diablo]

giant faggot wifed a fat bitch, now there’s hell to pay
know who ain’t lie thru their teeth? anyone saying she looked swell that day
i key shit and trash talk. u took 22 hours to leave me ur last four
faggot ur hobby’s amateur hockey, and you’re both equally bad sports

[Bomb Bard]

Originally Posted by Diablo

giant faggot wifed a fat bitch, now there’s hell to pay
know who ain’t lie thru their teeth? anyone saying she looked swell that day
i key shit and trash talk. u took 22 hours to leave me ur last four
faggot ur hobby’s amateur hockey, and you’re both equally bad sports

So they didn’t lie when they said she looked good? ...faggot Your wording sucks
My wife’s looks alone are a fuckin force, your wife gets forced to fuck
Miscarriage? Buddy your wife coat hanger bled’m to his death
Kid got more street cred than you...atleast he died w/the metal to his head

[Diablo]

guess all’s well that ends swell. the bitch u lay wit is real hench
ur wife look a force cuz objects her size got gravitational field strength
rapists would fear gettin ate by ur wife the moment they get close
yeah I misscarried.. u couldnt even lift ur fat bitch wife over the threshold

[Bomb Bard]

Spree posted a pic of his wife’s ass. If you wanna see it then check the chat thread - dull



1 person made up the “fat wife rumor”.. you bite the lamest of bars bruh
Course you think my wife fat, your so use to raping your daughter
You make your wife look 7feet tall...s’why this dude’ll get slept
Funny watching you Piggy Back in this battle cos that’s how your wife moves you to bed

[Diablo]

lmao this faggots upset his wife marginally less fat than i said
im head n shoulders above u. don’t ever post that Piggyback in my battle again
bitch got Fattoos on stretch marks. she clearly plus sized now
my wife moved me to bed, urs moved u to tears n u signed out

[Bomb Bard]

Buddy... your trash & it’s facts, fuckin lame bro
Only head & shoulder we see? Are yours when you stand next to tables

[Diablo]

pussy u shook. logged in to find the woman u loved covered in nut
i’m done with this cuck. this what u get for throwin ur own wife under the buss

[Bomb Bard]

Originally Posted by Diablo

pussy u shook. logged in to find the woman u loved covered in nut
i’m done with this cuck. this what u get for throwin ur own wife under the buss

That’s HOF^^??? God you suck & lack hype chief
You should be worried about why it look like a bus did burnouts on your wife’s teeth

[Diablo]

ur bitch got hate handles. she fat as they come
wanna talk bout busted burnouts? ask the fat bitch who married to one

[dull boy]

Consensus

Judge's quotes

Each guy harped on one topic

Though Diablo would edge this through the first couple exchanges. Unfortunately, he got corny half way through and didn’t recover. Spree got stronger as he went

not a fan of fake personals and this battle was full of them. Spree's wife aint fat and Lars rode that point into the ground

Overall I liked sprees variety of personal attacks and hits more then Lars exhausting the not even accurate fat wife angle

Judges seemed to feel Lars was a little less on point this week compared to last, and with an angle of Spree's wife being fat being his main attack it all backfired when Spree posted up a picture, even if Lars did jerk off on it. Lars 'busted burnout' closer was one of his best, but he didn't vary his attack enough and Spree did enough to take the win.

Verdict

All 5 judges thought Spree took it.

5-0 Spree wins