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Old 03-04-2021, 12:45 PM   #1
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Threw in the towel vs blue, there’s no reason I oughtta be scared of ya
When the only time you go the distance is chasing your daughter across America
I’ll kill this junkie dead beat dad.. isn’t it time you just drop it?
Forensics can just dust down the body with the shit they find in your pockets
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I go the distance for my kid? Thats the opposite of a bum dad
& yea.. I guess i throw in the towel. But ur girl calls it a cum rag
Says I'm a junkie. Shoulda looked in the mirror before posting that
When ur clearly avoiding baths, wearin tom sawyer drag and have teeth deformed from smoking crack
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You not getting ‘going the distance’ is mental... dude, how?
Kinda like you thinking it’s coincidental each time she move house
Those visits are like your battles - she ain’t got nothing to tell ya, sorry
So You disappear after 12 and she change address - the Cinderella story
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Old 03-05-2021, 12:39 PM   #5
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Bad dad lines were better when seth, hush and blue dissed
Cinderella story? Why.. Cause you're the true bitch and the shoe fits?
U were a upn nobody. It took u 12 years to get respect
If this comes down to the wire ur dead like u snipped blue instead of red
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You going way back there holmes, read it and straight away had to groan
N you should know about blue being snipped after the way you paid back that loan
And now Ur Living in the past again my friend, stop
We know Frac only been famous for drifting between races like he’s Ken Block
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Look like u went face first into a hundred bricks then got kicked by a dozen crips
Ive been successful as two different colored skins while ur skin would look better colored in
A drifter talkin about drifting. Very few people offer rides cuz the boy smells
He likes to call shotgun so i put 1 to his ear and had him checkin voicemails
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I actually have friends so riding shotty’s nothing new to me
If I got a ride in your whip you’d have to move that unused booster seat
Success in two colours? There’s no truth in that, you’re usually wack
Text rappers are like cops these days we only really fucked with you when you were black
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More daughter jokes. How many of them dumb shits u gonna come flip homie?
And why you bumming rides from friends when you can jus hop on that 1 trick pony
You have no kids cause no bitch would let u slip it inside
Ugly w/ no game. If u ever fingered a girl its cause u witnessed her committing a crime
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Talk originality then flip that fingered bar you already used on seth
There’s only 1 trick I’ve bummed rides on recently and that’s this loser’s ex
Plus I stay with a queen, she gettin ready cus our sex is the best
Only time ur Queen gets made up is when the hotel is expecting guests
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Yea I run a hotel. Presidential rooms w/ a glamour view
Sounds like ur relationship is just two really dirty queens, thats a bad review
I see u dave. After a decade ur shit is beastin
Ur finally on top of the world but still look like ur under an overpass, thats an incompletion

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Tryna big up the motel? Nah people know that he’s a loser
They only call it the presidential suite cus it smells like Johnson and needs a Hoover
Ur right that I’m on top and ur getting taken out it’s true
And Your only time spent up under a big bridge is when ur making out with zuch
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Johnson & hoover was good humor in the old days
Anyways.. Why are u all bones, Dave? Cops stumble upon u napping and think its a cold case
A league where ur on top is a shame fam,
The only person u inspire is inf because ur built like hang man

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Stumble upon me? Dude listen here
You’re so far over the hill when I beat the brakes off you you’ll disappear
Call em freewheelin’ Frac n you know it’s true
You’re old and through n should’ve never come back just like a loan from blue
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Callin me old when ur older is sounding so weird
Of course im over the hill I've been on top of this mountain for years
Close battle. Non stop top material...
Daves got a leg up. Someone at the lake will find his body for a proper burial
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U think this is close? Nah better luck next time
It’s only ‘non stop top material’ cus zuch is throwing you ur best lines
Invest time in ur wording n you might come up with some fresh writes
It’s no surprise you’re into mountaineering. Free Solo sums up your sex life
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Ya efforts frail. When its time to shine ull forever fail
Daves a train wreck. So when he buckles up it never helps
That zuch dragster line is an example of a terrible trait
Daves all about forced top moves its the only way he penetrates
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My efforts frail coming from this type of lame is kinda strange
Only time you buckle up is with your belt to try and find a vein
& Rhyming ‘fail’ with ‘helps’ is par for the course with a wack herb
Ironic you’re older than yoda and your talk of force is all backward
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There goes another 1 of ur bricks
We're the same age. And in meth years youre one hundred and six
Kick the habit man, ur feind itch makes me squeamish
Its got you nailing ur cheeks more than netcees wants to do to sprees bitch
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I have to say spree’s just hopping on the last new craze
Cus Frac been steady responding with ass for the last two days
Funny you throw shade and you barely lettin off fire
N How you talking on cheeks when you share a silhouette with Quagmire
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