WEEK 3: (0-0) Dull Vs (0-0) Bleak (3-2 DULL WINS)

dull boy · 02-18-2021, 09:39 AM

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@bleak you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

bleak · 02-18-2021, 02:14 PM

My team ice cold, a sharp bunch but reckless sinners
Creepin thru ceilings and walls to kill you like Texas winters
We masked up. Slowly picking off the vets here
&THIS 19 will leave u socially distanced from fresh air
@dull boy

dull boy · 02-18-2021, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

My team ice cold, a sharp bunch but reckless sinners
Creepin thru ceilings and walls to kill you like Texas winters
We masked up. Slowly picking off the vets here
&THIS 19 will leave u socially distanced from fresh air
@dull boy

You the Wu-Tang Clan or the Kool-Aid Man? SO cold. Y'all stay freezing.
I could Greedo your team's whole steelo solo with space heaters.
You shot first but this comebacker's splitting the plate.
We're not socially distanced 'cause Covid restrictions. We just pitchered your face. OH YEAH!

@bleak

bleak · 02-18-2021, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

You the Wu-Tang Clan or the Kool-Aid Man? SO cold. Y'all stay freezing.
I could Greedo your team's whole steelo solo with space heaters.
You shot first but this comebacker's splitting the plate.
We're not socially distanced 'cause Covid restrictions. We just pitchered your face. OH YEAH!

@bleak

Never witnessed sports clearly. i thought that was fickle
catch u headed home and throw em, he's caught in a pickle.
You're fuckin right bitch we the freezing & coldest
&this weapons so big Mr Freeze couldn't hold it.

dull boy · 02-19-2021, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

Never witnessed sports clearly. i thought that was fickle
catch u headed home and throw em, he's caught in a pickle.
You're fuckin right bitch we the freezing & coldest
&this weapons so big Mr Freeze couldn't hold it.

That shit is a force. You might witness a miracle; no one witnesses sports.
I'm just getting warm. If y'all the freezing and coldest then it's stiff in a morgue.
My image adored. I am too cute. Bleak? Any pickle be cropped to remove dude.
If you're rundown it's not a pursuit; you just not in a good mood.

@bleak

bleak · 02-19-2021, 10:45 PM

U thinking Undertaker? tombstone, chokeslam and ride smoke fast
this aint that. I'll put hands under the cap til ya eyes roll back
You the pursuit of happy type. A mellow vibed soft one
&you'd get rundown in the jungle, i'm Rock with a shotgun

dull boy · 02-20-2021, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

U thinking Undertaker? tombstone, chokeslam and ride smoke fast
this aint that. I'll put hands under the cap til ya eyes roll back
You the pursuit of happy type. A mellow vibed soft one
&you'd get rundown in the jungle, i'm Rock with a shotgun

If my eyes roll back it’s to spite those taps. You softer than dog turds.
You be rock with a shotgun. I’ll be rap with a mossberg.
Happy type lol See my avy, guy. That the grin of a friend?
If I’m letting anything mellow it’s my piss in your head.
that sits on your neck

@bleak

bleak · 02-20-2021, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

If my eyes roll back it’s to spite those taps. You softer than dog turds.
You be rock with a shotgun. I’ll be rap with a mossberg.
Happy type lol See my avy, guy. That the grin of a friend?
If I’m letting anything mellow it’s my piss in your head.
that sits on your neck

THIS drip is not icy. It runs down my chest when she flinch
I'll snatch that chain. Only thing sittin on necks is your bitch
you holding the pump? Ill sneak behind and kill this geek kid.
In the streets, following Moss on rocks like a pilgrim secret
@dull boy

dull boy · 02-20-2021, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

THIS drip is not icy. It runs down my chest when she flinch
I'll snatch that chain. Only thing sittin on necks is your bitch
you holding the pump? Ill sneak behind and kill this geek kid.
In the streets, following Moss on rocks like a pilgrim secret
@dull boy

Geek kid lol Please, bitch. I'm athletic with a jumbo cock.
If you swinging a big head it's 'cause you broke your Funko Pop.
I'm out of your league; 20 thousand if you want a degree.
You ain't grasping jewels unless your book club's on Under The Sea.

@bleak

bleak · 02-21-2021, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

Geek kid lol Please, bitch. I'm athletic with a jumbo cock.
If you swinging a big head it's 'cause you broke your Funko Pop.
I'm out of your league; 20 thousand if you want a degree.
You ain't grasping jewels unless your book club's on Under The Sea.

I damage domes, fill ya house w fragile bones and head matter
Im the headmaster, get ya face caved in from the head of this sledgehammer
I'm bookin clubs for blowouts. Bitches, bottles and paid out sections
We know you're fuckin sus by the fact that you made that reference.

dull boy · 02-22-2021, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleak

I damage domes, fill ya house w fragile bones and head matter
Im the headmaster, get ya face caved in from the head of this sledgehammer
I'm bookin clubs for blowouts. Bitches, bottles and paid out sections
We know you're fuckin sus by the fact that you made that reference.

Sooo
You're a fucking HEAD master who'll soften my bone.. but it's MY ref that was sus lol
Lemme get this straight (since you ain't) in this case.. is 'head matter' cum?
Reading your dome damaging 'blowout' I thought I'd never touch my turn
'cause I had to pause and, 'no homo', every other word

dull boy · 02-24-2021, 11:06 PM

Consensus

Judge quotes

Dope battle. Both had really solid wording, concise punches... and quick responses. Lots of obscure references that I happened to like. I knew this would be fun to read when Dull dropped a multi-bar Greedo punch that seamlessly worked in the Kool Aid Man and Wu Tang Clan out the gate.

bleak was a breath of fresh air. Flow was perfectly done throughout.. Would have worked perfectly over a beat. His punches weren’t super complex, but sometimes simplicity works well. And I thought it did for him here.

(dull) obviously had a focus on wording as well, with a specific emphasis on intra-bar multi’s... socially distanced/Covid restrictions.. greedo/steezo, etc. You could tell that Dull was focused on every syllable, and that matters IMO.

All in all, I think it was relatively equal in terms of wording/flow.. Dull was slightly better in playing off Bleak’s drops.. and slightly better wit-wise.

I really fucked with the Texas winter/space heater exchange but did not get the social distance exchange at all. That was kind of the story of this battle for me.

I thought bleak was more consistent but dull had harder hits.

I got bleak but it’s close. He had more traditional battle concepts.

Verdict

1 judge felt Dull took it easily, 2 thought he had a slight edge, and 2 thought Bleak did enough to eek out the victory

3-2 Dull wins

02-18-2021, 09:39 AM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	WEEK 3: (0-0) Dull Vs (0-0) Bleak (3-2 DULL WINS) Rules 1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking. Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST @bleak you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

02-24-2021, 11:06 PM	#12
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Consensus Judge quotes Dope battle. Both had really solid wording, concise punches... and quick responses. Lots of obscure references that I happened to like. I knew this would be fun to read when Dull dropped a multi-bar Greedo punch that seamlessly worked in the Kool Aid Man and Wu Tang Clan out the gate. bleak was a breath of fresh air. Flow was perfectly done throughout.. Would have worked perfectly over a beat. His punches weren’t super complex, but sometimes simplicity works well. And I thought it did for him here. (dull) obviously had a focus on wording as well, with a specific emphasis on intra-bar multi’s... socially distanced/Covid restrictions.. greedo/steezo, etc. You could tell that Dull was focused on every syllable, and that matters IMO. All in all, I think it was relatively equal in terms of wording/flow.. Dull was slightly better in playing off Bleak’s drops.. and slightly better wit-wise. I really fucked with the Texas winter/space heater exchange but did not get the social distance exchange at all. That was kind of the story of this battle for me. I thought bleak was more consistent but dull had harder hits. I got bleak but it’s close. He had more traditional battle concepts. Verdict 1 judge felt Dull took it easily, 2 thought he had a slight edge, and 2 thought Bleak did enough to eek out the victory 3-2 Dull wins