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Old 02-12-2021, 12:51 PM   #1
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Old 02-13-2021, 06:02 AM   #2
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What a tragedy.. the irony is just sad to see
I’m battling our resident anti vaxxer and he won’t even land a jab on me
Talkin all that batshit I ain’t seeing how he macks it
So if you saw a chick n coop you’d know the bird was being held captive
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Old 02-13-2021, 07:59 AM   #3
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What a tragedy.. the irony is just sad to see
I’m battling our resident anti vaxxer and he won’t even land a jab on me
Talkin all that batshit I ain’t seeing how he macks it
So if you saw a chick n coop you’d know the bird was being held captive


That’s so sad. This old fag knows that I don’t need no jab
One flick of the wrist and a trigger squeeze’ll leave you toe tagged
Another chicken coop bar? Bitch you’re a whole thot
I thought you were anti vax too, every battle of yours you got no shot

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Old 02-13-2021, 10:06 AM   #4
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This is the easiest, shit, Battle got no shot? What’s the meaning of this?
How do I rebuttal a line when I’m not entirely sure it’s even a diss
I should kill your whole family just to remove all the doubt
But This dumb ass conspiracy theorist is happy to do that himself
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This is the easiest, shit, Battle got no shot? What’s the meaning of this?
How do I rebuttal a line when I’m not entirely sure it’s even a diss
I should kill your whole family just to remove all the doubt
But This dumb ass conspiracy theorist is happy to do that himself
“Hey guys, name’s Dave. I’m insane, brave, & the Gay’s fav
But I lack brainwaves so I can’t understand a plain phrase”
S’why his name is backwards & killing me ain’t a factor
You couldn’t shoot straight even before you got anal mastered
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“Hey dudes, the names coop. Same dude to straight dispute science like it ain’t true
And stay rockin a 3-6 record like I’m in juicy j’s crew”
A nobody in text. When ever you get on you do it wrong
The only writer capable of putting the ‘anon’ in Qanon
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“Hey dudes, the names coop. Same dude to straight dispute science like it ain’t true
And stay rockin a 3-6 record like I’m in juicy j’s crew”
A nobody in text. When ever you get on you do it wrong
The only writer capable of putting the ‘anon’ in Qanon
I don’t believe in science? How? When you’re fucking a junkie
That bitch so hairy I’ll never debate that you cum from a monkey
“I suck at text & in life” while sexin his ‘wife’ <- A depressed reality
Cuz we never see “Dave’s a beast!” unless referencing bestiality
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Consensus

This was another battle that was surprisingly close.

I thought they were fairly even... Coop’s “no shot” line was a solid opener playing off his own fault... and Dave’s “did to yourself” reply was a good jab back... That said, I did think that each had a couple lines that were fairly subpar (Dave’s opener, Coop’s anal mastered, etc...) and there wasn’t anything mind-blowing from either. And Coop, for some reason, didn’t rebut anything in his second verse.... then Dave dropped the best sequence in the battle with the “name’s Coop” and follow up.

So, in what was effectively a tie, it came down to who was better rebutting.. by a hair.... and I think Dave was, barely.

This quote essentially summed up mostly everyone else's opinion on the battle. It was a back and forth affair where either could have seemingly taken advantage of low points from the other, and instances where each shined. Dave came out on top in most judge's eyes due to a bit better consistency and perhaps because Coop's closer was such a miss.

Verdict

1 judge felt Coop slightly edged it with the other 4 believing Dave took it barely.

4-1 Dave wins
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