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Old 10-03-2020, 02:06 PM   #1
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Old 10-03-2020, 03:02 PM   #3
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Sup Barc. Should be fun... :)

16, most likely.
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Old 10-03-2020, 07:28 PM   #4
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Sup yo

S'been a good fucking weekend an it aint over yet
I'm thinking 12 at the most
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Old 10-06-2020, 08:43 AM   #5
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Yo Barc, I got a serious question to ask you at the end of this.

First things first though...

I think there's an Inconvenient Truth to your Al Gore Rhythm, Zuch
Voting can be misconstrued, but one point for a loss isn't cool...
Matching me with NBL's @Lars? Even crueler, but those Parallels seem overdue
Participant ribbon, Barc it's a given, and something you'll always beholden to
Guess you can't expect morons to Change when it's not Goin' Well
You checked in like ya second guest yourself... Norman Bates at his own Motel
You must get ticked off, bucket list dog - Need a little bender?
Probably the cockiest text nerd treasuring an even record... ever
Gun bar "legend", yet 28 and 28 isn't something I respect
Fuck Psychiatrists... You will never get over that hump at my expense
So keep taking "Viking-dens"... All your votes and breakdowns seem fake
Ironic you a Hall of Famer these days but never once Major League great...
You stay resting on your laurels sadly, your lore is practically a dull stabbing
We all know Barcalounger... Once his material sinks in it's all padding
At least that 'Lessons' the impact, so go ahead and make your intro...
There's one thing left though... Seth's ho...

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Seriously. Aero wants to know.
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Old 10-06-2020, 09:50 PM   #6
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Still going 12

It's like I have an S on my chest. No action movie
Got jawlines expanding like the NHL and I'm Kraken Uni's
Now I'm in full mount, is that a gat he has or belt tho ?
He don't wanna arm Bar...he'll get fractured at the elbow
Cue the short nigga w/ the lisp to witness him break..
So if he's THor for halloween, hush is describing his physical state
A couple kicks denting his skull and this is a critical beating ..
I'll have sanctions in his dome that could spark political meetings
Who tf even made this battle? It aint fair
Last time he held it down, he was passing a daycare
Difference tween him & me is I really do damages
We can all agree that his verse won't land, leaving Unanimous
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Old 10-07-2020, 09:28 AM   #7
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Good try Universe


It read like a open mic but u tried bless ur heart


Barc got it for what that verse was worth and it wasn’t much


@Barcotic I will give u the attention you seek next week no worries bro
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Old 10-07-2020, 01:05 PM   #8
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Old 10-07-2020, 03:35 PM   #9
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I think there's an Inconvenient Truth to your Al Gore Rhythm, Zuch
Voting can be misconstrued, but one point for a loss isn't cool...
statementish

Matching me with NBL's @Lars? Even crueler, but those Parallels seem overdue
Participant ribbon, Barc it's a given, and something you'll always beholden to
same

Guess you can't expect morons to Change when it's not Goin' Well
You checked in like ya second guest yourself... Norman Bates at his own Motel
decent concept but this doesnt hit

You must get ticked off, bucket list dog - Need a little bender?
Probably the cockiest text nerd treasuring an even record... ever
nope, lacking a sting here

Gun bar "legend", yet 28 and 28 isn't something I respect
Fuck Psychiatrists... You will never get over that hump at my expense
nope, gotta aim directly to barc and be harsher

So keep taking "Viking-dens"... All your votes and breakdowns seem fake
Ironic you a Hall of Famer these days but never once Major League great...
not feeling this

You stay resting on your laurels sadly, your lore is practically a dull stabbing
We all know Barcalounger... Once his material sinks in it's all padding
lol i had to search this up

At least that 'Lessons' the impact, so go ahead and make your intro...
There's one thing left though... Seth's ho...
nah

vs.

It's like I have an S on my chest. No action movie
Got jawlines expanding like the NHL and I'm Kraken Uni's
err

Now I'm in full mount, is that a gat he has or belt tho ?
He don't wanna arm Bar...he'll get fractured at the elbow
ok

Cue the short nigga w/ the lisp to witness him break..
So if he's THor for halloween, hush is describing his physical state
ok

A couple kicks denting his skull and this is a critical beating ..
I'll have sanctions in his dome that could spark political meetings
errrrrr

Who tf even made this battle? It aint fair
Last time he held it down, he was passing a daycare
.

Difference tween him & me is I really do damages
We can all agree that his verse won't land, leaving Unanimous
ok np


I'm going with barcotic here for having a more diss-ish verse, though it sucked balls. Universe is more like a topical guy and got his concepts he just needs to put an insult or fuck you on it and he could have won this easily

v/ barcotic

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Old 10-07-2020, 04:58 PM   #10
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Universe had the BarcaLounger line I liked, but the rest seemed kinda like open mic style wordplay and while the wit was there, my time felt... wasted, spent more in deciphering his actual verse than actually caring about the disses. That’s kinda my larger overall problem with wordplay in general when it comes to battling. Still, valiant effort for someone who doesn’t dabble in battling all that often.

Barc, decent verse, not the nicest I’ve seen you come by a long shot, but certainly good enough for the win here. Armbar was cool, Unanimous line was cool.

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Old 10-08-2020, 11:30 AM   #11
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Uni - the al gore rhythm was cute. Good wp. Rest of verse kinda light. You saying the whole board wants to know why he shaved his chest hair is disconcerting lol...

Barc - I can be more opinionated with you bc you're a battler. This verse wasnt it. The THor lisp line was bad... held it down was hilarious I chuckled..


When both verses are bad I usually judge by whose was less bad and Barcotic was less bad.

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Honestly Uni I seen you being the heat to Bodysnatcher the last week of last season, but this was all kind of statement-ish I liked the fun you poked and I like the swagger of the verse but there wasn’t much here that was really clever or mind blowing imo

Barc looked good here, solid verse and didn’t give himself much room for error. Kraken Uni was a good bar and the arm bar was decent. Think you just had a more solid verse and your punches landed a little cleaner

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Old 10-08-2020, 05:47 PM   #13
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Universe had even record (kinda straight forward tho) and padding

Barc had held it down (lmao) and arm bar


Vote - barc got this but not his strongest
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I think beholden is awesome.. I like the way you did it and it's an interesting fresh concept to me
Norm bates also a really cool idea...props but the way you executed it made the punch pretty light imo
Major league great works perfectly fine in slang and I think is cool....strong effective punch...I don't think viking-dens was Barc tho

Rest seemed fillerish or meh to me....but I dug some of your concepts and thought you had a much cooler and original verse then you're getting credit for


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Kraken Unis is cool....like that
a lot of lisp TH concepts have been done against, or based on, hush so it wasn't super fresh but I chuckled
Hold it down his LMAO ....fuck that's jokes....dope lotb

Arm bar seemed obv and pretty sure it's a self nameplay flip....sanctions was stupid....closer ight



Decent read here ....Uni you def had some big misses imo but I hope you stick around as I think you're creative and had some enjoyable concepts ...Barc solid enough the kraken Unis was a cool np and hold it down was fucking hilarious

I think Barc had enough to win here even with less bars..."quotables wise" it seems pretty even but a bit more with less + lotb gets the win


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Barc got this easily though he probably saw that and knew he don’t need to do much
Norman Bates was almost there?
You need to up your style a lot to battle in this league universe, no hate just facts

V/barcotic also vote remove Corleone’s kidneys and leave him in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice somewhere
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i've got to go with Barc... I like good short hard punches straight to the point which barc had...


Uni was like, long drawn out things.. but still with no big punch, more like a bunch of cool and interesting verse of set up lines...


so anyway vote barc
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Cool battle

Barcotic had the kraken bar and hold it down. Rest of verse was alright

Liked the padding line from universe. A lot was statementish though

Good job guys

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