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Em really shook shit up.
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So
Went thru ems catalogue today Every song on his first two albums was fire
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What about the third?
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09-06-2018, 01:55 PM | #104 |
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09-06-2018, 04:34 PM | #108 |
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Memes are rarely nuanced. They remind me of Idiocracy. I’m sitting on my couch genuinely thinking how only real writers who write in scheme heavy styles understand how good Em is.
Saw this fella @boof talking about how it’s meaningless multiple syllable rhymes. Dude on the car rapping spoof insinuates the same sentiment. Budden claimed Em’s just rhymed a bunch of words the last decade. That view point exposes one or many of multiple reasons why those people don’t get it. I know most of you have never heard of Dos Noun or his album Paper Animals, but it’s one of the best multi syllable rhyming album I’ve ever heard. It sounds like shit. He has a cardboard flow and monotone delivery. As music in terms of musicality, it’s complete garbage, but from a lyrical standpoint it’s incredible. Eminem has incorporated so many things into his style, that only makes the way he schemes that much more impressive. Tldr: Em’s a legend and no one can match his lyrical ability. Last edited by dull boy; 09-06-2018 at 06:04 PM. Reason: Used too many napkins |
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lets all pretend that we don't understand your viewpoint
provide an example of how eminems lyricism is so far advanced, how he is incorporating all these things and isn't just "rhyming words"
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Ok, I read a review where someone pointed out a line on his new record that’s like “get that audio out of my Audi yo, adios,” and was like “he’s not saying anything!!!”
The fuck he’s not Get that bullshit music out of my car. BYE Like, the shit isn’t rocket science But for real, we give dudes shit when it doesn’t work both ways Em has shit on here that works like four ways. So, wtf? |
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Eminem is not only the best textcee ever but he is a legend in the audio community
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Show me here where he is just rhyming random words with no meaning.
*Plane crashing* Yo, yo I'm just gonna write down My first thoughts, and see where this takes me 'Cause I feel like I wanna punch the world in the fuckin' face right now Yeah Verse 1 Let me explain just how to make greatness Straight out the gate, I'm 'bout to break you down Ain't no mistakes allowed, but make no mistake, I'm 'bout To rape the alphabet, I may raise some brows If I press the issue just to get the anger out (brrr) Full magazine could take staples out Savage, but ain't thinkin' 'bout no bank account But bitch, I'm off the chain like Kala Brown Motherfucker, shut the fuck up when I'm talkin', lil' bitch I'm sorry, wait, what's your talent? Oh, critiquin' My talent? Oh, bitch, I don't know who the fuck y'all are To give a sub-par bar, even have an opinion of you You mention me, millions of views Attention in news, I mention you Lose-lose for me, win-win for you Billions of views, your ten cents are two Skim through the music to give shit reviews To get clicks, but bitch, you just lit the fuse Don't get misconstrued, business as us' Shit-list renewed, so get shit to do Or get dissed, 'cause I just don't get What the fuck half the shit is that you're listenin' to, do You have any idea how much I hate this choppy flow Everyone copies though? Probably no Get this fuckin' audio out my Audi, yo, adiós I can see why people like Lil Yachty, but not me though Not even dissin', it just ain't for me All I am simply is just an MC Maybe, "Stan" just isn't your cup of tea Maybe, your cup's full of syrup and lean Maybe, I need to stir up shit, preferably Shake the world up if it were up to me Paul wants me to chill, y'all want me to ill I should eat a pill, probably I will Old me kill the new me, watch him bleed to death I breathe on the mirror, I don't see my breath Possibly, I'm dead, I must be possessed Like an evil spell, I'm E-V-I-L (evil, spelled) Jam a Crest Whitestrip in the tip of my dick With an ice pick, stick it in a vice grip Hang it on a spike fence, bang it with a pipe wrench While I take my ballsack and flick it like a light switch Like vice-president Mike Pence back up on my shit in a sidekick As I lay it on a spike strip These are things that I'd rather do than hear you on a mic, since Nine tenths of your rhyme is about ice, and Jesus Christ, man, how many times is Someone gonna fuck on my bitch? (Fuck my side chick) You won't ever see Em icy But as cold as I get on the M-I-C I polarize shit, so the Thames might freeze And your skull might split, like I passed you upside it Bitch I got the club on smash like a nightstick (yeah) Turn down for what? I ain't loud enough Nah, turn the Valium up 'Cause I don't know how I'm gonna get your mouths to shut Now when it doesn't matter what caliber I spit at I'll bet a hundred thousand bucks You'll turn around and just be like "Man, how the fuck sourpuss gonna get mad just 'cause his album sucks? And now he wants to take it out on us." (ooh-ooh) But last week, an ex-fan mailed me a copy Of The Mathers LP to tell me to study It'll help me get back to myself and she'll love me (ooh-ooh) I mailed the bitch back and said if I did that I'd just be like everyone else in the fucking industry Especially an effing Recovery clone of me So finger-bang, chicken wang, MGK, Iggy 'zae Lil Pump, Lil Xan imitate Lil Wayne I should aim at everybody in the game, pick a name I'm fed up with being humble And rumor is I'm hungry, I'm sure you heard bumblings I heard you wanna rumble like an empty stomach I heard your mumblin' but it's jumbled in mumbo-jumbo The era that I'm from will pummel you That's what it's comin' to What the fuck are you gonna do? Where you runnin' to? I'm gonna crumble you and I'll take a number two And dump on you if you ain't Joyner If you ain't Kendrick or Cole or Sean, then you're a goner I'm 'bout to bring it to anyone in this bitch who want it I guess when you walk into BK you expect a Whopper You can order a Quarter Pounder when you go to McDonald's But if you're lookin' to get a porterhouse you better go get Revival But y'all are acting like I tried to serve you up a slider Maybe the vocals should have been auto-tuned And you would have bought it But sayin' I no longer got it 'Cause you missed the line and never caught it 'Cause it went over your head, because you're too stupid to get it 'Cause you're mentally retarded, but pretend to be the smartest With your expertise and knowledge, but you'll never be an artist And I'm harder on myself than you could ever be regardless What I'll never be is flawless, all I ever be is honest Even when I'm gone they're gonna say I brought it Even when I hit my forties like a fuckin' alcoholic With a bottle full of malt liquor But I couldn't bottle this shit any longer The fact that I know that I'ma hit my bottom If I don't pull myself from the jaws of defeat and rise to my feet I don't see why y'all even started with me I get impeached, my enemies die I don't cease fire till at least all are deceased I'm eastside, never be caught slippin' Now you see why I don't sleep Not even a wink, I don't blink I don't doze off, I don't even nod to the beats I don't even close my fuckin' eyes when I sneeze "Aw, man, that BET cypher was weak, it was garbage The Thing ain't even orange, oh my God, that's a reach" Shout to all my colorblind people, each and every one of y'all If you call a fire engine green, aquamarine Or you think water is pink "Dawg, that's a date," "Looks like an olive to me." "Look, there's an apple!" "No it's not, it's a peach!" So finger-bang, Pootie Tang Burger King, Gucci Gang, dookie, dang Charlamagne gonna hate anyway Doesn't matter what I say Give me Donkey of the Day What a way for 2018 to get underway But I'm gonna say everything that I wanna say Welcome to the slaughterhouse, bitch (yeah) Invite them in like a One A Day I'm not done (preach) 'Cause I feel like the Beast of Burden That line in the sand, was it even worth it? 'Cause the way I see people turnin' Is makin' it seem worthless It's startin' to defeat the purpose I'm watchin' my fan base shrink to thirds And I was just tryin' to do the right thing, but word Has the court of public opinion reached a verdict Or still yet to be determined? 'Cause I'm determined to be me, critique the worship But if I could go back I'd at least reword it And say I empathize with the people this evil serpent Sold the dream to that he's deserted But I think it's workin' These verses are makin' him a wee bit nervous And he's too scurred to answer me with words 'Cause he knows that he will lyrically get murdered But I know at least he's heard it 'Cause Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service To meet in person to see if I really think of hurtin' him Or ask if I'm linked to terrorists I said, "Only when it comes to ink and lyricists." But my beef is more media journalists (Hold up, hold up, hold up) I said my beef is more meaty, a journalist Can get a mouthful of flesh And yes, I mean eating a penis 'Cause they been pannin' my album to death So I been givin' the media fingers Don't wanna turn this to a counselling sesh But they been puttin' me through the ringer So I ain't ironin' shit out with the press But I just took this beat to the cleaners
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first 20 bars read like a finny verse tbh
also "while i take my ballsack and flick it like a light switch" is the worst line ever & that whole color blind section is retarded id quote all the cringey parts but it'd take too long |
09-06-2018, 11:41 PM | #119 |
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Everything he’s saying is a coherent thought, and many of the stanzas build narratives relevant to what he’s trying to get across. It doesn’t get any less ‘just rhyming words’ than that lol
I saw some review trashing Not Alike because he used the flow from that Cash Me Ouside girl’s track. The whole point of the track is how dumb new music is. It’s why he’s saying random, meaningless shit that rhymes as the chorus. When Em said, ‘New Kids on the Block sucked a lot of dick. Boy girl groups make me sick...’ Nobody was accusing him of stealing LFO’s melody, because that was the fucking point lol I don't know who the fuck y'all are To give a sub-par bar, or even have an opinion of you You mention me, millions of views Attention in news, I mention you Lose-lose for me, win-win for you Billions of views, your ten cents are two Skim through the music to give shit reviews To get clicks, but bitch, you just lit the fuse Don't get misconstrued, business as us' Shit-list renewed, so get shit to do Or get dissed, 'cause I just don't get What the fuck half the shit is that you're listenin' to, do You have any idea how much I hate this choppy flow Everyone copies though? Probably no Get this fuckin' audio out my Audi, yo, adiós Is it Canibus talking about planets aligning and energy fields? With a crazy fucking flow and delivery, he’s spitting constant multiple syllable rhymes, and what he’s saying content wise is pretty straight forward. The audio/Audi, yo/adios shit is just dope penmanship. I can see why people like Lil Yachty, but not me though Not even dissin', it just ain't for me All I am simply is just an MC Maybe, "Stan" just isn't your cup of tea Maybe, your cup's full of syrup and lean Here he comes out and says what he’s been saying about stupid ass music since he came out. Em did turn into a label owner and business commodity. Em went from underground, antiestablishment on his first 3-4 records, to being the establishment. Relapse is full of references to struggling with that concept. He was sloppy on that album. MMLP2 he really started refining the style he has now. Wordplay heavy with insane schemes and flow. I remember reading somewhere that after the hiatus between Encore and Relapse that he had to reteach himself how to write. The last track of Relapse is Underground and the narrative was, ‘this record sucks, except for Underground.’ Relapse is a guilty pleasure because he’s just spazzing the fuck out on schemes and weird shit. Recovery is like your fun uncle who grew up. The wordplay on there is the worst. MMLP2 is fucking dope. Revival is fucking dope and Kamikaze is Em back to being antiestablishment and unapologetic. I hope he keeps the throttle to the floor in this direction. It’s almost back where he started, only now he’s being unabashedly lyrically complex... over trap beats with modern cadences. It’s scathing criticism hidden in (apparently subtle) satire. Maybe ‘Stan’ just isn’t your cup of tea Maybe your cup’s full’a syrup and lean. Old me killed the new me, watch him bleed to death I breathe on the mirror, I don't see my breath Possibly, I'm dead, I must be possessed Like an evil spell, I'm E-V-I-L Just rhyme like an evil spell with the spelling of evil. How is that JUST rhyming words? The meaning behind the line ties into the rest of the stanza topically and it’s lyrcism at its purest. If you understand it then I can’t explain it. Last edited by dull boy; 09-06-2018 at 11:44 PM. |
09-07-2018, 07:25 PM | #120 |
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Just relistened to mmlp. This will not be repeated in our life time where we will appreciate it. No one our age (24 to 38 I'd say) can deny this album it's credit. The lyrics for its era are just unmatched. Sad. He should have stopped after recovery.
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