where would you piss if you were blind?

boof · 02-07-2018, 02:08 AM

this cat i know is running for state senate, he's blind and broke so i volunteered to be his treasurer until he can afford a real one.

we got a bunch of his donation checks in the mail at the crib so i put them in a bag and left it on the stoop for him to pick up

i hear his walking stick smackin around and his cell phone talking to him outside so i know he's out there pickin this stuff up

a few minutes go by and i peek out the window to see if hes tryna come in or if hes gone or what

i literally watch this dude wobble over to the middle of my yard, fully drop trou and start pissing. hes pushin 300 lbs so this was quite the sight.

clearly i'm not gonna say anything but it got me wondering

where would you piss if you were blind??

you could literally get away with ANYTHING

boof · 02-07-2018, 02:17 AM

like this dude wears such loose fitting clothes already i literally watched him baby-shake his hips and his sweatpants dropped like building 7 on 9/11 i'm tellin you if i didnt have a heart i would've filmed the whole thing

Nick James · 02-07-2018, 02:29 AM

lol..

the more concerning matter is what state culd this blind man by runnin for senate in..

boof · 02-07-2018, 02:43 AM

whachu mean brotha you don't need vision to have a vision

Nick James · 02-07-2018, 03:06 AM

yea I understand all that..

but you just told me this man shimmy shook his drawers down n pist in ur front lawn

blind or not I need to kno where hes runnin.. how else can I vote this guy in?

Nick James · 02-07-2018, 03:19 AM

now I think ur liein..

u fuckin liein bro?

Let me find out..

boof · 02-07-2018, 03:22 AM

CALI bro. u gotta be 18 to vote tho

Nick James · 02-07-2018, 03:36 AM

so now im not old enuff?

likely story homie..

Amen · 02-07-2018, 05:49 AM

Felons can vote?

Ghost1 · 02-07-2018, 09:11 AM

so like cool thread I guess...

so just like list places I guess? or u just wanted to tell this story?

also whats with the weird 9/11 reference

so ok but uhm

id piss in a box
id piss in a box with a fox
id piss in a train
id piss in a plane
id piss in a boat
id piss in a coat

Witty · 02-07-2018, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1

id piss in a box with a fox

You'd try.

Once.

Witty · 02-07-2018, 09:32 AM

Also being blind is legit my biggest fear.

I'd seriously contemplate ending my life if it ever happened. Don't know how people do it.

Also, I've always wondered, how do people who were born blind, dream?

Witty · 02-07-2018, 09:40 AM

Third post of godliness.

If I was blind I would piss wherever I wanted to because fuck you I'm blind.

"Wtf you just pissed on my leg"

"Oh yeah??? What colour was it???? Oh yellow??? MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO USE YOUR EYES....FUCK OUTTA HEA FAGGOT!!!

*Continues to walk down the street, pissing nonchalantly

Ghost1 · 02-07-2018, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

You'd try.

Once.

lmao

yo but I was thinkin... I read this book the other day haha was really good it really got down to the root concepts of FUCK UR MOTHER U COCKSUCKING FAGOT

Enbombz · 02-07-2018, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Also being blind is legit my biggest fear.

I'd seriously contemplate ending my life if it ever happened. Don't know how people do it.

Also, I've always wondered, how do people who were born blind, dream?

It's like an audio book

Chill Phil · 02-07-2018, 11:31 AM

If I were blind, I'd piss in a toilet... I'd just sit down while I did it.

Mods close this thread.

Dope girl · 02-07-2018, 12:47 PM

In my panty

Witty · 02-07-2018, 01:22 PM

Lmao

Nick James · 02-07-2018, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1

lmao

yo but I was thinkin... I read this book the other day haha was really good it really got down to the root concepts of FUCK UR MOTHER U COCKSUCKING FAGOT

lmaoooo

boof · 02-07-2018, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Third post of godliness.

If I was blind I would piss wherever I wanted to because fuck you I'm blind.

"Wtf you just pissed on my leg"

"Oh yeah??? What colour was it???? Oh yellow??? MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO USE YOUR EYES....FUCK OUTTA HEA FAGGOT!!!

*Continues to walk down the street, pissing nonchalantly

@Ghost1 this was the answer i was looking for

dead @Silver

02-07-2018, 02:08 AM	#1
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316668	where would you piss if you were blind? this cat i know is running for state senate, he's blind and broke so i volunteered to be his treasurer until he can afford a real one. we got a bunch of his donation checks in the mail at the crib so i put them in a bag and left it on the stoop for him to pick up i hear his walking stick smackin around and his cell phone talking to him outside so i know he's out there pickin this stuff up a few minutes go by and i peek out the window to see if hes tryna come in or if hes gone or what i literally watch this dude wobble over to the middle of my yard, fully drop trou and start pissing. hes pushin 300 lbs so this was quite the sight. clearly i'm not gonna say anything but it got me wondering where would you piss if you were blind?? you could literally get away with ANYTHING

02-07-2018, 09:32 AM	#12
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Also being blind is legit my biggest fear. I'd seriously contemplate ending my life if it ever happened. Don't know how people do it. Also, I've always wondered, how do people who were born blind, dream? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-07-2018, 09:40 AM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Third post of godliness. If I was blind I would piss wherever I wanted to because fuck you I'm blind. "Wtf you just pissed on my leg" "Oh yeah??? What colour was it???? Oh yellow??? MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO USE YOUR EYES....FUCK OUTTA HEA FAGGOT!!! *Continues to walk down the street, pissing nonchalantly __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-07-2018, 11:31 AM	#16
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	If I were blind, I'd piss in a toilet... I'd just sit down while I did it. Mods close this thread. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

02-07-2018, 01:22 PM	#18
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Lmao __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-07-2018, 02:17 AM	#2
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316668	like this dude wears such loose fitting clothes already i literally watched him baby-shake his hips and his sweatpants dropped like building 7 on 9/11 i'm tellin you if i didnt have a heart i would've filmed the whole thing

02-07-2018, 02:29 AM	#3
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	lol.. the more concerning matter is what state culd this blind man by runnin for senate in..

02-07-2018, 02:43 AM	#4
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316668	whachu mean brotha you don't need vision to have a vision

02-07-2018, 03:06 AM	#5
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	yea I understand all that.. but you just told me this man shimmy shook his drawers down n pist in ur front lawn blind or not I need to kno where hes runnin.. how else can I vote this guy in?

02-07-2018, 03:19 AM	#6
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	now I think ur liein.. u fuckin liein bro? Let me find out..

02-07-2018, 03:22 AM	#7
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316668	CALI bro. u gotta be 18 to vote tho

02-07-2018, 03:36 AM	#8
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	so now im not old enuff? likely story homie..

02-07-2018, 05:49 AM	#9
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Felons can vote?

02-07-2018, 09:11 AM	#10
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,349 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181442	so like cool thread I guess... so just like list places I guess? or u just wanted to tell this story? also whats with the weird 9/11 reference so ok but uhm id piss in a box id piss in a box with a fox id piss in a train id piss in a plane id piss in a boat id piss in a coat

02-07-2018, 12:47 PM	#17
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,705 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	In my panty

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