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Old 02-17-2016, 09:58 AM   #101
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Lookin like his screenname is LordDunmire666

He looks like he pokes people to death with toothpicks covered in komodo blood

Lookin like a black version of the aviator from Flight of the Phoenix... I NEED MOAR WATERRR

Lookin like he sells necklaces made out of Corn Pops

Lookin like his self esteem meter is in dire need of repairs

Lookin like a ticketmaster at Moron Mountain

Lookin like he sells diabetes cards at Pokémon conventions

He's a wizard's assistant with Stockholm Syndrome

He's a living logical fallacy

He looks like he studies the effects of violent cartoons in Beijing but he's violently wack
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Old 02-17-2016, 10:05 AM   #102
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Old 02-17-2016, 10:24 AM   #103
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This nigga lookin like Denver the last dinosaur's shadow.

old Land Before Time in black face lookin ass nigga

This entrepenigga pursuing multiple careers and failing. Old Century 21 mustard jacket wearing ass nig, rapping and drifting in old 2 stroke engine targa topped mazdas and shit.


Lookin like an Ambien commercial specifically catering to weasels


This nig live in the basement below an abandoned dildo factory and dresses his cat skeleton collection up in Cabbage Patch Kids wear.

Lookin like a cartoon pterodactyl with COPD

this nigga hightop lookin like Janet Jacme's pussy hair from the late 80's to early 90's

lookin like a flying squirrel as a Digital Underground extra

old charcoal smudge mustache ass nig

this nigga got Maggie Gylenhaal eyes


Lookin like you doing create-a-wrestler mode on a WWE game and you set the eye size to 100 and the head size to 6.

This nigga went halfsies with Gargamel on a Smurf Rotisserie fire pit.

lookin like he plays Scrabble with the Taco Bell dog's dad.

smelling like knockoff cologne and grease fire.

this nigga car got a crown royal bag with another crown royal bag inside of it.

this nigga is Swamp Thing's cousin, nigga name is: SWEETBREAD
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Old 02-17-2016, 10:42 AM   #104
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Old 02-17-2016, 03:26 PM   #105
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Old 02-17-2016, 03:50 PM   #106
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@Batty you gotta teach me how u do this so well

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Old 02-17-2016, 03:50 PM   #107
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@Batty you gotta teach me how u do this so well

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Old 02-17-2016, 07:08 PM   #108
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Ol candyman face ass nigga
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Old 02-18-2016, 07:43 AM   #109
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Lol but yo u work on wackoff ave. Smh.
JKLSNADFJNSDFN I JUST LOST MY SHIT @ WACKOFF AVE CANT EVEN LIE BROS

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Old 02-18-2016, 03:57 PM   #110
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so gone @ WACKOFF AVE.

talk about truth in advertising tho.

old crunchwrap supreme ears lookin ass

This nigga lookin like a face mashup of Bobby Brown from Ghostbusters 2 cameo plus the eyes of the nigga from the rap group CAMEO



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this nigga got 1970's Michael Jackson nose, OFF THE WALL ASS NIGGA

lookin like Leon from Above the Rim with downs

or as his bros from his Yugioh Club like to call him: BLACK EGON

nig lookin like he drinks portabella mushroom sweat

this nigga got spends his time as a freelance artist photoshopping rule 34 memes of Pappa Smurf 69'ing the female yoda from the jedi council

lookin like a Jeff Dunham muppet named Daquarious


old afro pompadour ass

lookin like a startled badger is nesting on the backside of his head

lookin like a gay music director at a latter day saints and shit.

like he got a wallet full of Monopoly houses and roach farts

drowsy lemur face

lookin like he security guards at night for a silk shirt factory

this nigga haircut at the barber shop is when you ask for the "Out-of-work DBZ" aka THE BROKU

THIS NIGGA TV SCREEN IS THE OLD GAMEBOY W/ THE PRINTER

lookin like the son of Old Dirty and Kermit the Frog

this nigga be wearing a jelly donut shirt with powdered sugar popped collars

lookin like in a gang for disabled black youths who can't fight good or just act too white. There battle cry is: I THINK MY MOM SMOKED LACED WITH ME. (gotta say it like Peyton Manning on the Nationwide is on your side commercials)




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Old 02-18-2016, 04:00 PM   #111
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Astro van exel looking ass nigga

Ol abolitionist in the face looking ass nigga

"Ize can see now boss " beyond after laser surgery looking ass nigga
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:04 PM   #112
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Lupe Tabasco looking ass nigga
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:08 PM   #113
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^ This nigga stage name should actually be LUPE TABASCO.

that's straight up him.

it's better than 10 senses regardless bros



this nigga eyes lookin like Maz Kanata


lookin like a melting barn owl
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:11 PM   #114
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lollll

Lookin like a tour guide for Nibiru's African American Studies program

Lookin like a stairmaster mechanic with limp wrist syndrome

He looks like a sidekick vampire turned into a horsefly

Lookin like he kisses mistletoe trees

Lookin like all he knows how to cook are onion rings and foie gras salad

Lookin like he writes half assed screenplays for Battlestar Tarantula

Lookin like Zoolander's gravedigger

Lookin like the star of the reality TV show, "De'Von: The Last Gay Barber"

lookin like he sweats polygons and showers w/ his laptop

lookin like he petitioned to change 'Fandango' to 'Flamingo'

lookin like an extra in the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode titled "Death of the Trombone Diary"

lookin like a rejected Toonami drag queen character

lookin like he builds bird nests out of jerry curls & shits in em

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Lookin like an Ambien commercial specifically catering to weasels

lookin like a flying squirrel as a Digital Underground extra

this nigga got Maggie Gylenhaal eyes

lookin like he plays Scrabble with the Taco Bell dog's dad.

smelling like knockoff cologne and grease fire.

lmaooo
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:16 PM   #116
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or as his bros from his Yugioh Club like to call him: BLACK EGON

lookin like a Jeff Dunham muppet named Daquarious

this nigga haircut at the barber shop is when you ask for the "Out-of-work DBZ" aka THE BROKU

lookin like the son of Old Dirty and Kermit the Frog
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:56 PM   #117
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"We'll take you back"

Looking like a dehydrated milk dud w/ a velcro fitted
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:59 PM   #118
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How his nose look like a fucking Vienna sausage w/ a wingsuit on

Penny hardaways cameo on Saved by the Bell faced asss nigga
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