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02-17-2016, 09:58 AM | #101 |
Razor-thin derision
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Lookin like his screenname is LordDunmire666
He looks like he pokes people to death with toothpicks covered in komodo blood Lookin like a black version of the aviator from Flight of the Phoenix... I NEED MOAR WATERRR Lookin like he sells necklaces made out of Corn Pops Lookin like his self esteem meter is in dire need of repairs Lookin like a ticketmaster at Moron Mountain Lookin like he sells diabetes cards at Pokémon conventions He's a wizard's assistant with Stockholm Syndrome He's a living logical fallacy He looks like he studies the effects of violent cartoons in Beijing but he's violently wack |
02-17-2016, 10:05 AM | #102 |
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Lol jesus this got a brutal revival lmao
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02-17-2016, 10:24 AM | #103 |
that nigga
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Vulgar da roast gawd.
This nigga lookin like Denver the last dinosaur's shadow. old Land Before Time in black face lookin ass nigga This entrepenigga pursuing multiple careers and failing. Old Century 21 mustard jacket wearing ass nig, rapping and drifting in old 2 stroke engine targa topped mazdas and shit. Lookin like an Ambien commercial specifically catering to weasels This nig live in the basement below an abandoned dildo factory and dresses his cat skeleton collection up in Cabbage Patch Kids wear. Lookin like a cartoon pterodactyl with COPD this nigga hightop lookin like Janet Jacme's pussy hair from the late 80's to early 90's lookin like a flying squirrel as a Digital Underground extra old charcoal smudge mustache ass nig this nigga got Maggie Gylenhaal eyes Lookin like you doing create-a-wrestler mode on a WWE game and you set the eye size to 100 and the head size to 6. This nigga went halfsies with Gargamel on a Smurf Rotisserie fire pit. lookin like he plays Scrabble with the Taco Bell dog's dad. smelling like knockoff cologne and grease fire. this nigga car got a crown royal bag with another crown royal bag inside of it. this nigga is Swamp Thing's cousin, nigga name is: SWEETBREAD |
02-17-2016, 10:42 AM | #104 | |
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02-17-2016, 03:26 PM | #105 |
that nigga
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02-17-2016, 07:08 PM | #108 |
....Hakuna Matata....
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Ol candyman face ass nigga
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02-18-2016, 07:43 AM | #109 |
Shrewd as evearthed
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JKLSNADFJNSDFN I JUST LOST MY SHIT @ WACKOFF AVE CANT EVEN LIE BROS
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02-18-2016, 03:57 PM | #110 | |
that nigga
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so gone @ WACKOFF AVE.
talk about truth in advertising tho. old crunchwrap supreme ears lookin ass This nigga lookin like a face mashup of Bobby Brown from Ghostbusters 2 cameo plus the eyes of the nigga from the rap group CAMEO WORD UP TO DJ STEVE HARVEY, NEIL DEGRASSE BART SIMPSON AND FREEDOM FIGHTER THEO HUCKSTABLE this nigga got 1970's Michael Jackson nose, OFF THE WALL ASS NIGGA lookin like Leon from Above the Rim with downs or as his bros from his Yugioh Club like to call him: BLACK EGON nig lookin like he drinks portabella mushroom sweat this nigga got spends his time as a freelance artist photoshopping rule 34 memes of Pappa Smurf 69'ing the female yoda from the jedi council lookin like a Jeff Dunham muppet named Daquarious old afro pompadour ass lookin like a startled badger is nesting on the backside of his head lookin like a gay music director at a latter day saints and shit. like he got a wallet full of Monopoly houses and roach farts drowsy lemur face lookin like he security guards at night for a silk shirt factory this nigga haircut at the barber shop is when you ask for the "Out-of-work DBZ" aka THE BROKU THIS NIGGA TV SCREEN IS THE OLD GAMEBOY W/ THE PRINTER lookin like the son of Old Dirty and Kermit the Frog this nigga be wearing a jelly donut shirt with powdered sugar popped collars lookin like in a gang for disabled black youths who can't fight good or just act too white. There battle cry is: I THINK MY MOM SMOKED LACED WITH ME. (gotta say it like Peyton Manning on the Nationwide is on your side commercials) Quote:
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02-18-2016, 04:00 PM | #111 |
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Astro van exel looking ass nigga
Ol abolitionist in the face looking ass nigga "Ize can see now boss " beyond after laser surgery looking ass nigga
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 02-18-2016 at 04:03 PM. |
02-18-2016, 04:04 PM | #112 |
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Lupe Tabasco looking ass nigga
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 02-18-2016 at 04:10 PM. |
02-18-2016, 04:08 PM | #113 |
that nigga
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^ This nigga stage name should actually be LUPE TABASCO.
that's straight up him. it's better than 10 senses regardless bros this nigga eyes lookin like Maz Kanata lookin like a melting barn owl |
02-18-2016, 04:11 PM | #114 |
Razor-thin derision
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lollll
Lookin like a tour guide for Nibiru's African American Studies program Lookin like a stairmaster mechanic with limp wrist syndrome He looks like a sidekick vampire turned into a horsefly Lookin like he kisses mistletoe trees Lookin like all he knows how to cook are onion rings and foie gras salad Lookin like he writes half assed screenplays for Battlestar Tarantula Lookin like Zoolander's gravedigger Lookin like the star of the reality TV show, "De'Von: The Last Gay Barber" lookin like he sweats polygons and showers w/ his laptop lookin like he petitioned to change 'Fandango' to 'Flamingo' lookin like an extra in the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode titled "Death of the Trombone Diary" lookin like a rejected Toonami drag queen character lookin like he builds bird nests out of jerry curls & shits in em Last edited by Vulgar; 02-18-2016 at 04:24 PM. |
02-18-2016, 04:13 PM | #115 | |
Razor-thin derision
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02-18-2016, 04:16 PM | #116 |
Razor-thin derision
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l3aned
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02-18-2016, 04:56 PM | #117 |
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Hairline by Nostalgia
"We'll take you back" Looking like a dehydrated milk dud w/ a velcro fitted
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02-18-2016, 04:59 PM | #118 |
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How his nose look like a fucking Vienna sausage w/ a wingsuit on
Penny hardaways cameo on Saved by the Bell faced asss nigga
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02-18-2016, 05:04 PM | #119 | |
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Obliterated at melting barn owl.
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02-18-2016, 05:12 PM | #120 |
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Looking like the front page for a kick starter campaign
Fund my Caesarean. My foreheads impregnated w/ twins
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