Two people this week seem to think I have a mancrush on them.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by The Rabid Jackal Wilson

You are mentally ill. That isna fact. And I have beem genuinely concerned about you

have you diagnosed me yet?

maybe im just further evolved from you?

like you are a stupid filthy damned dirty ape

we're both bald and have beards. i got some pretty epic tits tho. i got these foot locker T's, they used to be dope. remember when tall tee's were a thing? well i liked those type of t shirts. not the tall long dresses, but back then foot locker used thicker shit, with the sturdy neck that wouldnt bacon and crinkle and roll. i needed some new plain t shirts so i sent a fat woman i fornicate with to pick me up some with birthday money my grandmother sent me. she brought them back and foot locker changed. these are like the skinny jeans of t-shirts. they are some weird stretchy cotton and are tight fitting and thin. from certain angles i have excellent pec's and look like a body builder. from another angle its like wtf i can't go outside with this on. i got titties

but then i remember I COULD BODY ANY OF YOU

and i put on a hoody and a hat to hide my bald fat shame and eat gas station hot dogs on the way to work

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by The Rabid Jackal Wilson

Ok I will buy that....so whats your excuse?

Explain.

I'm sure this will lead to a lengthy back and forth with no real solution.

[Strikta]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

this thread is actually kind of on topic for something i've been feeling lately

i love all you guys in a bro homo type of way, but it makes me uncomfortable when i post some random thoughts and everyone instead of continuing talking or engaging in the diverse and expansive topic i am presenting, takes the time to just lick my balls and scratch my back.

i appreciate the love. but yo

basically i feel i get too much love. someone should spar wits with me sometimes and not just co sign. i understand everything i say is right, but you guys can play devils advocates sometimes.

pancake was one of the first to openly speak on my greatness so he gets a pass. as do all of you. even rawn.

just so you guys know it makes me uncomfy

proceed

Fuck u.

[Fig]

I have felt totally indifferent to your boarding habits @uh-oh

However, if it makes you feel better, I will began to be enraged by you

reply plz

[uh-oh]

yo i dont get the joe rogan shit

QUOTE IT

he bites me religiously. whenever i have a unique thought he spews it haphazardly on his podcast that i havent listened to in awhile

but it makes sense because there for like a year i listened to that weird little man way too much. i got like 250 deep before finally calling it quits on listening to every episode. got tired of him repeating himself to guests i don't care about.

[PancakeBrah]

Word. I quit listening a year or so ago. The main thing that brought that up was you said something in another topic about floating on a planet as living beings or something. Sounded similar to floating monkeys in space.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

But there's only one pedophile.

like

[Fig]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Explain.

I'm sure this will lead to a lengthy back and forth with no real solution.

You're so ahead of the game cake

when I grow up, I want to be your dad, so I can watch you grow alongside me

[uh-oh]

lmao WORD

i stole his wording on that fosho

the hurtling through space on a rock part

BUT IT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT WE ARE BLASTING THROUGH SPACE ON A ROCK THO

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Ole Dirty Bagstard

This post is unviewable because this traitor is on your ignore list

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Fig

You're so ahead of the game cake

when I grow up, I want to be your dad, so I can watch you grow alongside me

You're a sarcastic meanie.

As a cautionary tale, it doesn't lead to success. I had such high hopes for you.

[Ghost1]

LOL

Damn!

I will pm my.lols to u.from now.on. :)

[veritas]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

have you diagnosed me yet?

maybe im just further evolved from you?

like you are a stupid filthy damned dirty ape

we're both bald and have beards. i got some pretty epic tits tho. i got these foot locker T's, they used to be dope. remember when tall tee's were a thing? well i liked those type of t shirts. not the tall long dresses, but back then foot locker used thicker shit, with the sturdy neck that wouldnt bacon and crinkle and roll. i needed some new plain t shirts so i sent a fat woman i fornicate with to pick me up some with birthday money my grandmother sent me. she brought them back and foot locker changed. these are like the skinny jeans of t-shirts. they are some weird stretchy cotton and are tight fitting and thin. from certain angles i have excellent pec's and look like a body builder. from another angle its like wtf i can't go outside with this on. i got titties

but then i remember I COULD BODY ANY OF YOU

and i put on a hoody and a hat to hide my bald fat shame and eat gas station hot dogs on the way to work

First off suck my huge dick. Second shut up. you are nothing bc you choose to be nothing...which makes me want to crescent kick your neck broke. You are not more evolved than me......the sad truth is you are just lazy.

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

lmao WORD

i stole his wording on that fosho

the hurtling through space on a rock part

BUT IT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT WE ARE BLASTING THROUGH SPACE ON A ROCK THO

we are locked in a slightly elliptical gravitational orbit with our solar system's star for another couple billion years barring an impact event of tremendous size.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by The Rabid Jackal Wilson

First off suck my huge dick. Second shut up. you are nothing bc you choose to be nothing...which makes me want to crescent kick your neck broke. You are not more evolved than me......the sad truth is you are just lazy.

where is your anger coming from?

you say i am nothing, but to me, i am everything. who is correct?

i would also crescent catch your crescent kick and monkey wrench you right in the tailbone you soft headed french descendant

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Diode

we are locked in a slightly elliptical gravitational orbit with our solar system's star for another couple billion years barring an impact event of tremendous size.

will the sun expand and devour us before then? i heard we got 5 million years. maybe it was billion. until the sun expands enough to burn earth to space ash.

lemme go back in my twitter timeline i think neil dagod tyson said something

edit

"In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day"

was billion

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

will the sun expand and devour us before then? i heard we got 5 million years. maybe it was billion. until the sun expands enough to burn earth to space ash.

lemme go back in my twitter timeline i think neil dagod tyson said something

edit

"In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day"

was billion

approx 5.5 billion until red dwarf based on current calculations / theories.

there is an outside chance that doesn't happen and/or the blowoff pushes us back into a habitable zone.

i mean we would all be dead but earth could survive.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

where is your anger coming from?

you say i am nothing, but to me, i am everything. who is correct?

i would also crescent catch your crescent kick and monkey wrench you right in the tailbone you soft headed french descendant

Your lineage of descendants is questionable you filthy curr. You are the stroganoff of the universe.

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Diode

we are locked in a slightly elliptical gravitational orbit with our solar system's star for another couple billion years barring an impact event of tremendous size.

Diode you know this is an argument of semantics and not the heart of the point.

[Fig]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

You're a sarcastic meanie.

As a cautionary tale, it doesn't lead to success. I had such high hopes for you.

Duly noted. I'll try flattery.